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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Why're You Hitting Yourself? (S01E01)

"How?"
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"I know this dude who knows this other dude"
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"who went up to the roof and got every channel"
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"by jamming a pair of tweezers into the antenna thingy."
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"It sounds like a great idea!"
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"So it's settled."
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"Next time we're home alone, you'll go up to the roof,"
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"and I'll stay down here and see if it works."
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"Why do I have to go?"
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"'Cause you have tiny little fingers that make it easy to get into places"
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"and poke at live electrical wires."
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"You're making a lot of sense today."
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"Listen. No matter what happens, we gotta keep this quiet"
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"and not attract any attention."
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"Agreed."
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"What's happening? What's going on here?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"Can't two best bros do a wolf puzzle in peace?"
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"You guys broke something, you killed somebody, something's going on."
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"Off to our big double date. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Burned through $100 in international phone calls,"
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"but I found Pops a perfect dream woman, so wish me luck."
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"I mean, wish Pops luck. Not that he needs any luck."
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"He's always getting lucky. Not like that."
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"(GIGGLES) I've had some iced wine."
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"I'm excited! How's my hair?"
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"Hey, dad. Uh... Do me a favor."
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"Watch the morons tonight."
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"What do I get out of it? Your dad's gratitude."
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"So nothing? Twenty bucks."
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"Love you, daddy."
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"Okay. Okay!"
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"Have fun, boys!"
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"Be safe."
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"Oh, we will. Safety first."
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"(WALKIE-TALKIE BLIPS) Falcon has eyes on the target."
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"I repeat... (BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"Falcon is closing in."
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"Whoa, wait. I wanted to be Falcon. (BLIPS)"
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"Fine."
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"Golden Eagle is on the move."
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"Oh, man, that's way better. I'm that!"
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"Just pick a name!"
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"Fine!"
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"I'm Golden Falcon Shark. Over."
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"(BLIPS) 10-4."
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"Whoa! (GASPS)"
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"I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"It's kind of steep up here. Over."
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"Be careful. I love you."
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"I mean... Never mind. Over."
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"It's okay. It's out there now."
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"I love you, too."
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"Whatever. Over?"
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"(WALKIE-TALKIE BLIPS)"
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"All right."
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"I'm tweezing the antenna thing. See anything?"
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"(CLICKING)"
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"No. Still scrambled."
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"Try jamming your tweezer in there as hard as you can."
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"Okay."
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"How about now? (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)"
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"(THUDS)"
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"Still getting nothing."
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"(TAPS TV) Tweeze harder."
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"As our plan was going up in flames,"
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"Pops' night was about to be smoking hot."
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"My mom had searched every tennis club,"
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"Country Club, and book club in the tri-state area,"
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"and tracked down Pops' dream woman."
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"Sophia. Mwah. I'm so sorry."
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"My dad's running late, but this is my husband Murray."
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"(FOREIGN ACCENT) It's a pleasure to meet you."
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"You, too. So, uh, are you from around here?"
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"No. No small talk."
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"We'll cover all that when my dad gets here."
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"All right. Okay."
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"Well, I guess a little small talk is okay."
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"Do you like sangria?"
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"I love it. I'm gonna order some sangria."
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"I love sangria. Oh. Okay."
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"Two sangrias, please?"
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"I'd love a sangria. Okay."
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"Three sangrias. (LOWERED VOICE) I'm sorry."
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"Beverly Goldberg? Yes."
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"There's a phone call for you."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh. Must be my dad. I'll be back in a jiff."
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"Don't forget the sangrias."
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"Thanks."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, honey, uh, I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight."
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"I'm feeling a little under the weather."
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"Dad, you promised."
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"Down some aspirin and get over here."
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"(FORCED COUGHING) I think it's better I stay home tonight."
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"(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) What's that?"
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"Oh, uh, I threw on a record."
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"You know me. Jazz is my medicine."
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"Are you at Dexter's?"
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"No! Don't be ridiculous!"
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"Please give a warm Dexter's welcome to the Shorty Flanders Trio!"
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"Dad, we had a deal! Don't you dare stand me up!"
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"Sweetie, it's not you, it's me."
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"Don't you give me one of your lines."
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"I'd better get to bed."
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"I have an early meeting in the morning."
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"A meeting? You're retired 20 years."
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"(LINE CLICKS) Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Are you single?"
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"I know the most handsome attorney."
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"Are you crazy? Why the hell were you on the roof?"
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"Roof? Who was on the roof?"
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"No one fell off the roof."
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"I fell off nothing onto nothing."
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"Enough, okay? Someone better start talking right now."
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"Listen. I know dad is paying you 20 bucks to watch us."
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"I have something even better to make you look the other way."
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"A library card?"
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"Walk away."
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