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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Why're You Hitting Yourself? (S01E01)

"Okay, you two have been acting like best friends all week,"
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"and it's creeping me out, so tell me what the hell is going on."
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"Even if we had something to hide,"
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"which we don't... We don't."
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"We'd never rat each other out. Never. Never."
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"Hyah! Hyah!"
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"What the hell was that? You have a coordinated handshake now?"
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"That's what brothers do. It's a bond even you can't break."
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"Fine. Then I'll just tell mom."
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"Okay, it was Adam's idea, okay?"
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"He was the one who found the naked channel in the first place,"
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"then he got greedy and wanted more,"
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"so he went to the roof. It was all him!"
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"Are you kidding me? Don't drag me down with you, perv!"
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"You got problems, man! You got serious problems!"
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"Son of a..."
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"I was furious my brother sold me out so easily,"
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"and I'd let him know with a swift punch to the arm."
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"(PUNCH ECHOES)"
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"Or not. It was a total accident,"
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"but, oh, that didn't matter."
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"Never once had we punched face."
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"A threshold had been crossed, and there was no going back now."
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"You punched my face?"
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"It was an accident! I was aiming for your arm."
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"Come on, Golden Falcon Shark."
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"It's me. We have the brother bond, right?"
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"(PANTS AND CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"I'm gonna punch your face so hard!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
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"While I was on the run, Pops was just getting settled for the night."
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"(CLINKING) (GIGGLING)"
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"Mmm."
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"Ahh. Muy bueno. (WOMEN GIGGLE)"
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"Okay. Fun's over. You have a date to keep."
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"Ooh. This is some real bad timing."
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"See, I'm already on a date. Uh, two, actually."
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"Stella and Lucy."
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"Sandra. Lorraine."
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"Well, whoever you are, please excuse us."
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"I gotta start bringing some nametags."
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"Do you know how much time it took me to find you"
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"an amazing woman for tonight?"
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"Well, I found two so-so women in no time."
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"Stop working so hard."
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"Forget it."
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"If you want to waste your time with women half your age"
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"in a pit that smells like a shoe, have at it."
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"Oh, don't be like that."
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"It's just a date. There'll be others."
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"No, there won't be."
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"Sophia was perfect, and you blew it."
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"All I wanted was to find you someone"
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"who will love you and make you happy."
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"Yeah, well, that's not what I want."
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"Why not?"
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"Because I already had that with your mother."
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"Go home, Bev, please."
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"Come on, Adam! You can't hide forever."
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"Can't you please just forget this ever happened?"
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"No! You've broken the unspoken agreement."
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"We do not punch face."
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"You never told me that!"
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"It was unspoken!"
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"But the line has been crossed, and there's no going back!"
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"Starting now, it's all face punches, all the time!"
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"Adam, come out. He's not gonna punch you in the face."
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"(LOWERED VOICE) Nice. You lure him out,"
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"and I'll cold-cock him in the eyeball."
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"I heard that! (NORMAL VOICE) Okay, you got me. I give up."
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"(LOWERED VOICE) You'll go downstairs with him."
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"I'll jump out... I still hear you!"
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"Just open the door."
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"Trust me, Barry doesn't have the guts to punch you in the eyeball."
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"(NORMAL VOICE) I do, too, have the guts."
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"I'm, like, 90 percent gut."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"Fine. The unspoken rule has been broken."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Do what you have to do."
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"Yes."
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"Here it comes. Brace your face."
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"Here comes the hammer."
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"It's punch time!"
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"Damn it. Told you."
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"So..."
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"Do you wanna watch scrambled girls?"
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"Nah."
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"Kinda over it."
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"Yeah, me, too. (SIGHS)"
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"For the record, it wasn't just about the boobs for me."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"It was just cool hanging out with you."
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"Had its moments."
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"From that moment on, there was something different between us."
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"I went from Barry's annoying little brother to his friend."
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"Then I'll see you in a few days."
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"(LAUGHTER ON TV)"
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"(LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR PLAYING)"
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"Everyone alive?"
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, nothing crazy to report."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"♪ When people keep repeating"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"♪ That you'll never fall in love"
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"♪ When everybody keeps retreating"
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"♪ But you can't seem to get enough ♪"
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"Hey."
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"Mind if I hang out for a bit?"
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"What happened to your date?"
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"Eh, wasn't feeling it."
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"Look."
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"I know you worked hard to find someone for me, and I'm sorry I bailed."
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"I'm sorry, too."
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"You were right. I always mix in,"
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"and I think I know what's best for everyone."
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"But I mean well."
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