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Clips from Cheers - Endless Slumper (S01E01)

"Sam, forget that meditation. What he needs to do is beef up his sex life."
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"See the ladies, take the edge off."
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"He's right. Sammy's taken more edges off than a carpenter."
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"Listen, Rick. ln my day, there was always attractive young dames"
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"outside the stadium waiting for players."
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"- They're still there, Coach. - Are you kiddin'?"
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"Say hello to Rosie McGonagal for me, will ya?"
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"- Different ones are there, Coach. - Yeah."
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"Listen. Now, he's been in baseball for a long time."
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"Maybe there's something to this sex stuff."
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"No, Sam, l appreciate the suggestion but l don't think that's the answer."
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"Wait just a minute. Don't say it's not the answer until you've tried it."
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"- Diane, Diane - - Excuse me."
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"My name is Diane. l have done this for years,"
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"and... l'll tell you, l would be happy to teach you how to do it."
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"Diane, this is very kind of you but l don't think..."
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"No, no, no. Please. Do me the favour of trying it with me."
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"- ls she serious? - Oh, yes. She's serious."
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"Does it all the time. She just said."
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"That's right."
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"Er... Do you..."
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"Oh, are you kidding? Him? He'd just make jokes."
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"Well, OK, then. OK. What time's good for you?"
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"Well, personally,"
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"l like to get at least half an hour in before breakfast,"
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"but..."
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"Look. Any time's alright with me."
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"Darling, l like you."
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"There is something so beautiful about experiencing it outdoors."
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"Don't people stare at you?"
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"Yes. Sometimes."
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"But they end up learning something."
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"Sometimes people even join in."
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"All this talk has gotten me excited. What the hell? Let's do it now!"
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"Outside?"
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"No. lt's a little cold and l prefer to take my shoes off."
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"Sam, could we use your office, huh?"
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"Wait. l've let this go..."
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"No, no, no. We don't need to hear from Mr Sceptic."
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"Rick here is after something and l can show him where it is."
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"Start doing different things."
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"You gotta... l dunno. Maybe discover some rituals"
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"or... superstitions."
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"Maybe carry a lucky charm."
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"l know that sounds silly,"
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"but what you gotta do now is break up your routine."
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"Do you have any superstitions, Sammy?"
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"Well, yeah, l had one crazy little one."
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"l never pitched to anybody named Reggie, Willie or The Bull."
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"You did have the lucky charm, Sammy."
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"Yeah, l did. That's true."
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"What was it?"
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"Well, it was a bottle cap that l found once."
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"For some reason, l picked it up and started carrying it around."
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"After a while, l figured"
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"it had something to do with things going my way."
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"l sure could use that bottle cap."
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"lt doesn't have to be this one."
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"lt could be any bottle cap really or anything."
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"Sam, you still have it?"
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"Well, yeah. l just started carrying it around more as a superstition."
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"- Could l borrow that for a few days? - This?"
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"Please, Sam. This could mean my whole career."
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"Well..."
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"A couple of days. Sure. l guess so."
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"l can't guarantee that it's gonna work."
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"Hey, Sam, l'm desperate. l'll try anything."
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"- Thanks a lot. - Don't mention it."
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"- Let me buy you a beer. - No, thanks. l got practice."
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"l'll see you in a couple of days. Thanks a lot."
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"- See ya, bud. - Best of luck. So long."
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"Hey, Rick?"
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"Hey, Sammy? How about another beer down here?"
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"Sure."
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"l never thought you'd part with the bottle top."
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"Come on, Coach. lt's er... only going to be for a couple of days."
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"lt's not like it's special or anything magical."
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"Hey, Cliffy. Here you go."
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"Gee, l hope you haven't lost your other talent too."
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"Did Rick Walker pitch again last night?"
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"Yeah. He got another save."
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"That old bottle cap comes through again, huh?"
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"That's 3 saves and 2 wins in 2 weeks."
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"All of a sudden, the city of Boston's in love with him."
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"- Yeah. Everybody but Sammy. - Yeah."
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"Sam and his pre-scientific notions of magical bottle caps."
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"You gotta admit. He's had bad luck."
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"- l know. - Sorry l'm late."
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"What is it today, Sammy?"
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"Nothing too exciting. l locked my keys in the car."
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"Hey! l won the pool!"
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"Cliff wins three days in a row. lt's uncanny."
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"What did you have yesterday?"
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"Scrapes and nicks, and he cut himself shaving."
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"And the day before that, l had... stubbing something."
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"lt still hurts."
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"Tell me. What do you like tomorrow?"
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"l see a mine shaft."
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"Sam, come on."
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"Tell me you don't think this is because you've lost your talisman."
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"Look what's happening to Rick with that cap, becoming a Hall of Famer."
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"- He was on AM Boston this morning. - No kidding. What did he say?"
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"l don't know, l left my TV by the heater last night. lt exploded."
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"- Were you hurt? - No. Luckily l was unconscious"
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"in my bathtub."
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"Sam? Do you realise that you are causing these accidents yourself?"
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"What are you talking about ?"
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"Well, you've obviously got something else on your mind."
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"You're not concentrating,"
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"You're making these terrible things happen."
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"Sammy, let me have a Dewar's rot and a red wine."
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"Coach. Listen."
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"How many games did he win with that silly thing in his pocket"
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"that he takes it so seriously?"
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"None."
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"- None? - None."
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"Then why does he think it's a good luck charm?"
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"lt had nothing to do with baseball."
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"l knew it."
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"l knew there was more to this."
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