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Clips from Cheers - Endless Slumper (S01E01)

"Come on. Why's it so important?"
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"Please, Diane. l can't tell you. l'm sorry. l can't."
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"Come on, Coach. l'm real curious."
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"OK. You can ask me a yes or a no question."
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"OK."
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"- One question? - Yes."
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"Sam, would you take that, please?"
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"Sammy, you grabbed the coffee pot by the sides."
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"- Yes l did. - Doesn't it hurt?"
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"Hurt's not the right word."
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"Anybody have any money down on the coffee pot?"
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"Sammy, you've got to get that bottle cap back."
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"For the first time in my life, l'd rather be me than you."
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"Yeah, Sam, ask the kid for the cap, will ya? He's goin' good now."
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"Maybe he's rolling again. He's got the old confidence back."
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"Maybe he doesn't need it now."
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"Sam, please, give him a call. He'll understand."
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"- Go on. - Think so?"
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"Absolutely. Go on. Right now."
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"Well, alright. lf you guys insist."
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"Wait a minute, Sammy."
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"You can't call him now. His game's started at Fenway."
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"And the Red Sox take the field..."
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"Well, l guess you're right."
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"l can survive nine innings, huh?"
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"With your luck, it'll go into extra innings."
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"That's out, number 3. Walker has done it again."
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"He retires the side and we head into the bottom of the 2 1 st inning."
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"Perfect..."
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"No kidding. Norm, is it the 21 st inning?"
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"Let's see..."
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"l get 22, but this one could be the national anthem."
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"That's too much baseball for me. l'm heading out."
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"Not me, Cliffy. l'm a real Red Sox fan. l stay to the very last out."
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"lt's closing time. l can't serve you anymore."
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"Not like it's the World Series or anything."
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"- Goodnight. - Goodnight, Norm."
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"Wake up, Diane. Cliffy, let's go do something."
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"Not tonight, Norm. l gotta be at the post office soon to pick up my bag."
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"l gotta go crawl into bed with mine."
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"Well. l think l might get on home too."
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"l'll see ya tomorrow, Sam."
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"Come on, Carla. l'll give you a lift."
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"Nah, l don't wanna miss the game."
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"You can hear it on the car radio."
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"How far away is your car ?"
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"- A block and a half. - Wait for the right moment."
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"We pause 1 0 seconds for station identification."
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"Coach, the keys!"
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"Which direction?"
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"One block north and about a half a block east."
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"Or did l take the bus today?"
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"Goodnight, Diane. Sam, don't worry about a thing. lt's gonna be alright."
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"Well, l guess l'll knock off too, OK?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah. l could go to the all-night bookstore in Cambridge"
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"or l could go home and make myself a cup of tea."
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"- What do you think l should do, Sam? - Score!"
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"That would have to be the bookstore."
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"lt's a high drive. lf it stays fair, that's a home run."
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"lt's fair and it's gone!"
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"Right. The game's over and my baby's comin' home."
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"May l ask a question?"
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"Could you hold that? l've got a very important phone call to make."
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"- You're calling Rick, right? - Yeah, l think that's his name."
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"Do you have the number of the bull pit?"
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"No. They'd probably be in the bunkhouse by now."
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"Marty. Hey. Yeah, lt's, well, it's Mayday Malone."
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"How are you doing?"
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"Yeah, thank you. l'm fine."
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"Listen, is Walker there?"
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"Alright. When he gets out of the showers,"
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"tell him to call me here at Cheers."
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"Alright? OK. Thanks."
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"l believe you had a question there."
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"Well, l guess lt isn't important now."
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"lt's just that l know this bottle cap has nothing to do with baseball"
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"and... l was sort of hoping that you'd tell me what it's about."
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"l know you've been curious."
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"l didn't wanna tell you the real situation cos you'll think l'm silly."
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"Well, would it ease your mind at all"
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"if l told you l already think you're silly?"
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"Yeah. That might help a little bit."
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"You see, that little bottle cap keeps me from drinking. Silly, huh?"
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"You don't... hear it speaking, do you?"
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"Well, nothing beyond an occasional little small talk."
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"lt is a very little bottle cap."
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"Alright. l'll buy it."
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"How does it keep you from drinking, just out of curiosity?"
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"lt's the cap off the last bottle of beer l ever drank,"
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"the last anything l ever drank."
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"l remember holding onto that bottle cap during some pretty rough nights."
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"l'd wake up in the morning and have its imprint in my palm."
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"lt was flat cos l was squeezing it so hard."
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"When l was tempted to have a drink, sometimes l'd look at the bottle cap"
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"and it would stop me."
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"That's a pretty great little bottle cap, huh?"
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"You wanna know something really crazy?"
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"The last couple of nights, l've really had an urge to have a drink."
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"- lt's probably for you. - Probably."
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"Listen. Thank you. Thank you for listening."
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"Oh, well..."
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"lf l wasn't here, l'd be at home in bed with The Brothers Karamazov."
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"Don't say anything."
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"Hello? Hey, Rick. How ya doing?"
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"Hey, that's a pretty terrific win you got there for yourself."
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"Yeah. Congratulations."
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"Listen. l guess you're kinda back on the beam now, wouldn't you say?"
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"You know, l was thinking this afternoon."
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"You remember l loaned you a bottle cap or something?"
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"Well, it's gonna sound funny"
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"but l'm kinda missing that dumb thing."
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"You did?"
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"Why didn't you tell me that, Rick?"
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"No, that's all right."
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"No, never mind. That's..."
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"What's wrong?"
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"He lost it a week ago in Kansas City."
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"He was putting off telling me about it."
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"Kansas City."
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