Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Goldbergs - So Swayze It's Crazy (S04E04)

"ADULT ADAM: Ah, the child stars of the '80s."
The Goldbergs
"They were the coolest kids around, and we all wanted to be them."
The Goldbergs
"As fate would have it, one grew up with me in Jenkintown."
The Goldbergs
"His name was R.D. Robb,"
The Goldbergs
"and I kind of knew him, sort of."
The Goldbergs
"Well, go on, smartass, and do it."
The Goldbergs
"Guys, look. It's R.D. Robb from school."
The Goldbergs
"I can't believe my best friend is famous and on TV."
The Goldbergs
"Dude, you said two words to R.D. On the school bus."
The Goldbergs
"Now that he's famous, he's suddenly your best pal?"
The Goldbergs
"We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. That's not nothing."
The Goldbergs
"You know, now that R.D. Is on TV,"
The Goldbergs
"I am realizing that he is totally hot."
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, dude is so lucky."
The Goldbergs
"Did you know his mom is the top talent manager in the city?"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, yeah, Edie Robb's got a sharp eye."
The Goldbergs
"I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle"
The Goldbergs
"and put him on the cover of Bop magazine."
The Goldbergs
"Bop is the gateway to TigerBeat."
The Goldbergs
"- Hold up. You know Edie Robb? - Loosely."
The Goldbergs
"She and my mom swim in the same yenta circles."
The Goldbergs
"They get their pastrami from the same deli guy."
The Goldbergs
"What the hell are you waiting for, bro?"
The Goldbergs
"Ask her to be your manager and make you famous."
The Goldbergs
"Wrong!"
The Goldbergs
"If anyone's gonna be famous, it's gonna be me."
The Goldbergs
"Please, what makes you think you can be famous?"
The Goldbergs
"'Cause I can play any part."
The Goldbergs
"Badass action star, romantic lead, comic relief,"
The Goldbergs
"plus I do accents."
The Goldbergs
"I'm from Russia. Blue jeans."
The Goldbergs
"The only talent you have is being delusional."
The Goldbergs
"I'll make you eat those words"
The Goldbergs
"once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey."
The Goldbergs
"How can you be a Corey? Your name's Barry."
The Goldbergs
"Being a Corey is a way of life."
The Goldbergs
"And when we're on set,"
The Goldbergs
"I'm gonna make you my sad little assistant"
The Goldbergs
"and I'll say, "Go get me a Coke.""
The Goldbergs
"Then you'll come back and give me a Coke"
The Goldbergs
"and then I'll yell, "I said Diet Coke!""
The Goldbergs
"And then you'll cry, "No, you said Coke!""
The Goldbergs
"And then I'll say, "Don't you ever question me"
The Goldbergs
""in front of the other two Coreys.""
The Goldbergs
"Well, then I'll throw the Coke in your face,"
The Goldbergs
"and the director will see my passion"
The Goldbergs
"and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2."
The Goldbergs
"ADAM: And now I'm a Corey."
The Goldbergs
"There can't be four Coreys!"
The Goldbergs
"Well, then we take a vote, and you're out."
The Goldbergs
"You can't do that! I own a Camaro and a beach house."
The Goldbergs
"It takes a ton of money keeping up with the Coreys,"
The Goldbergs
"and now I'm broke, thanks to you!"
The Goldbergs
"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
The Goldbergs
"We're just gonna go..."
The Goldbergs
"I'm the Corey!"
The Goldbergs
"MAN: (SINGING) I'm twisted up inside"
The Goldbergs
"But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
The Goldbergs
"I don't know the future"
The Goldbergs
"But the past keeps getting clearer every day"
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: It was February 22, 1980-something,"
The Goldbergs
"and the punk-rock revolution was taking over our town."
The Goldbergs
"Yikes, what happened to Matt Bradley?"
The Goldbergs
"He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew."
The Goldbergs
"I think the punk look is crazy-hot. He's such a bad boy."
The Goldbergs
"Hey, I'm a bad boy."
The Goldbergs
"Chill. I'm just suggesting"
The Goldbergs
"that Matt's an attractive, single dude,"
The Goldbergs
"and Erica's an attractive single girl."
The Goldbergs
"Maybe she's ready to get back out there."
The Goldbergs
"Erica, heard you were ready to get back out there."
The Goldbergs
"Go away, Dave Kim."
The Goldbergs
"You'll know when it's right. Take your time."
The Goldbergs
"And that's a no on Matt, too. Dating bad boys is your thing."
The Goldbergs
"Obviously. That's why she locked me down."
The Goldbergs
"Honey, you're kind and sweet and that's why I like you."
The Goldbergs
"But you're the opposite of punk rock."
The Goldbergs
"Then I'll become the opposite of the opposite of punk rock."
The Goldbergs
"- So, punk rock. - Please don't, Barry."
The Goldbergs
"You just can't pull it off."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, I'll pull it all the way off."
The Goldbergs
"I'll become the punkiest punk-ass punk"
The Goldbergs
"this school has ever seen."
The Goldbergs
"- What are you doing? - Nothing."
The Goldbergs
"Remember how Barry got jealous of Boy George,"
The Goldbergs
"so he dressed up like him?"
The Goldbergs
"Well, now Barry's gonna go all-out to be punk"
The Goldbergs
"and oh, my God, you did this on purpose."
The Goldbergs
"Punk is super sexy. I want to see Barry"
The Goldbergs
"in a studded leather jacket and tight jeans"
The Goldbergs
"and don't gag like you always do."
The Goldbergs
"I'm sorry, I can't... (GAGGING) Help it."
The Goldbergs
"(GAGGING)"
The Goldbergs
"You two make me ill."
The Goldbergs
"Matt Bradley, I have huge news."
The Goldbergs
"You're gonna be my Mentos."
The Goldbergs
"You want me to be a European mint candy?"
The Goldbergs
"No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress."
The Goldbergs
"You know, be a punk."
The Goldbergs
"Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look."
The Goldbergs
"It's a counterculture, a musical movement, a life choice."
The Goldbergs
"- No one cares about that. - Hold up. What's in this for me?"
The Goldbergs
"Well, if you do a good job,"
The Goldbergs
"- I'll make you a member of the JTP. - Is that a band?"
The Goldbergs
"Jenkintown Posse is more of a small,"
The Goldbergs
"weirdly tight-knit friend group."
The Goldbergs
"Well, it has been hard to find people to sit with at lunch."
The Goldbergs
"I think people are afraid of me."
The Goldbergs
"- Aw. Because you dress like a lady ghost? - What? No."
The Goldbergs
"Doesn't matter. I'm in your hands. Mentos me."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: As Barry got schooled in punk,"
The Goldbergs
"I was teaching my mom about my future in showbiz"
The Goldbergs
"by cutting together my very first acting reel."
The Goldbergs
"Nothing beats a Gino's burger."
The Goldbergs
"I can do all my own stunts."
The Goldbergs
"(SOBBING) It should've been me."
The Goldbergs
"It should've been me!"
The Goldbergs
"And I got all the modern moves."
The Goldbergs
"Do the wolf. Do the wolf. Do the wolf."
The Goldbergs
"(LAUGHING)"
The Goldbergs
Show more clips