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Clips from The Goldbergs - So Swayze It's Crazy (S04E04)

"So, you think I got what it takes?"
The Goldbergs
"Squishie, you're so talented"
The Goldbergs
"they should give you all the Oscars."
The Goldbergs
"Best Little Snuggle Goblin, Adam Goldberg."
The Goldbergs
"Adam F. Goldberg."
The Goldbergs
"I don't want to get confused"
The Goldbergs
"with the other Adam Goldberg in my school."
The Goldbergs
"He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe,"
The Goldbergs
"and I'm more of a Jim Varney."
The Goldbergs
"Honey, I don't care about that guy, and neither does anyone else."
The Goldbergs
"You are my favorite Adam Goldberg in the world."
The Goldbergs
"So, does this mean you'll show Edie my reel?"
The Goldbergs
"When I'm done with her,"
The Goldbergs
"Edie Robb will not only represent you,"
The Goldbergs
"she's gonna make you a star."
The Goldbergs
"You know, usually I'm skeptical of your blind support of my talents,"
The Goldbergs
"but I think you might be right about this one."
The Goldbergs
"- (LAUGHING) - (DOORBELL RINGING)"
The Goldbergs
"Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see..."
The Goldbergs
"Let me make this easy on you, Weird Fonzie."
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"Erica's already got a boyfriend."
The Goldbergs
"His name is Dante Kremp, and he lives across the street."
The Goldbergs
"Dad, what are you doing?"
The Goldbergs
"Um, I'm here for Barry."
The Goldbergs
"(GROANS)"
The Goldbergs
"Hey, there's my punk-rock sensei."
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"- What's happening with your head? - I'm a punk now."
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"Deal with it, you corporate shill."
The Goldbergs
"(GROANS)"
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"That's how punks talk to authority, right?"
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"- No. - I got a lot to learn."
The Goldbergs
"- Matt, this is the JTP. - ALL: JTP."
The Goldbergs
"- JTP, this is Matt. - ALL: Matt."
The Goldbergs
"Time for me to enter the next level of punk"
The Goldbergs
"and pierce my ear. This cannot go wrong."
The Goldbergs
"Uh, Dad, what the hell was that?"
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, what was that?"
The Goldbergs
"I'm talking about you saying that I'm still dating Drew Kremp,"
The Goldbergs
"which is his actual name, not Dante."
The Goldbergs
"By your tone,"
The Goldbergs
"I'm guessing you two broke up."
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"Three years ago!"
The Goldbergs
"Do you seriously not know anything about me?"
The Goldbergs
"Peanut, I'm just bad at names,"
The Goldbergs
"especially when the people don't interest me."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: Like most dads back then, our dad knew nothing of our lives,"
The Goldbergs
"let alone the names of our friends."
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"Name one of my friends, just one."
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"- Bill's daughter. - Whose name is..."
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"La... Vondra."
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"LaVondra?"
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"- Larla. - Larla?"
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"You just don't care about me at all!"
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"ERICA: Unreal."
The Goldbergs
"Mur, would it kill you for once in your life to make an effort?"
The Goldbergs
"Fine. Tell me some stuff about the girl one."
The Goldbergs
"Well, Erica's heartbroken because she's in love with a boy"
The Goldbergs
"who's not interested in her anymore."
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"- What boy? - Geoff."
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"- The kid with the giant head? - No."
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"- The one with the teeny head? - Who are these people?"
The Goldbergs
"I'm talking about Geoff Schwartz,"
The Goldbergs
"the kid who's around here all the time."
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"So that's why she's always terrible."
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"This has nothing to do with me at all."
The Goldbergs
"No, it's mostly you."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: So my dad set out to make Erica's life better."
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"- Hey, you. - ADULT ADAM: Or not."
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"- You're my son's friend, right? - Uh, yes."
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"And you've been in love with Erica for a long time?"
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"(LAUGHING) Like, forever."
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"She finally loves you back. Mazel tov."
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"- Did that just happen? - Don't question it."
The Goldbergs
"Everything's coming up Dave Kim."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down"
The Goldbergs
"a showbiz connection with Edie Robb, kid manager to the stars."
The Goldbergs
"I'll give you this... Very good burger work."
The Goldbergs
"- He's got a nice bite-and-smile. - I knew it!"
The Goldbergs
"My baby Brando was made for the silver screen."
The Goldbergs
"- So, you'll sign him? - Absolutely."
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"I like you, Bev. You know how to schmooze."
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"- I love to schmooze. - Obviously."
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"We're schmoozing right now."
The Goldbergs
"So, what are we picturing here?"
The Goldbergs
"Soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero?"
The Goldbergs
"Love interest for the hot girl on My Two Dads?"
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"You know what?"
The Goldbergs
"They're holding auditions for Meatballs 2."
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"Oh, yes."
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"That's the silly, summer-camp movie with Bill Murphy, right?"
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"Yeah, Bill Murray, but yeah."
The Goldbergs
"All Adam needs is to get some headshots"
The Goldbergs
"and then I could submit him"
The Goldbergs
"to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse."
The Goldbergs
"Whoa, what's happening here? Why are you using those words"
The Goldbergs
"to describe my handsome star?"
The Goldbergs
"Listen, I get it."
The Goldbergs
"I love my boy R.D. With all my kishkas,"
The Goldbergs
"but when it comes to booking roles,"
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"he's the number-one shmendrick in town."
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"- What do you mean? - There's not a dork, dweeb,"
The Goldbergs
"yutz, putz, or jamoke that my brilliant boy hasn't booked."
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"But Adam could give him a run for his money,"
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"which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%."
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"Thing is, um, my baby is none of those things."
The Goldbergs
"He's more like a handsome hunk from The Outsiders."
The Goldbergs
"Ah, I see what's going on here."
The Goldbergs
"You have a completely unrealistic view of your son."
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"Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam,"
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"- my little Patrick Swayze. - He's not a Swayze."
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"- Oh, he's a Swayze. - No Swayze."
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"So Swayze, it's crazy."
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"You know what? It really is. I think we're done here."
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"No, I'm done with you."
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"The last thing my Adonis, angel-face boy needs"
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"is you as his manager."
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"Guess who's gonna be represented by Edie Robb?"
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"- She said yes? - Like, 1,000 times."
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"She even said you're the next Patrick Swayze. That's no lie."
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"She said I'm a Swayze?"
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