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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Steal Magazine-olias (S11E11)

"And I said, "Excuse me, I know this one says"
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""'buy one, get one half off, '"
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"but can I just get the half‐off one?""
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"The shop guy hated that joke."
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"What else is going on with old Linda?"
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"Oh, we're giving the kids a later bedtime."
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"Bob and I were on the fence about it,"
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"but they did such a convincing PowerPoint‐‐"
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"so many pie graphs‐‐"
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"and they promised to be little angels, so we figured,"
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""Okay, what's the worst that could happen, right?""
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"They wake up groggy? So they drink a little coffee."
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"Kids in France drink coffee, right?"
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"And they know how to speak French, so, you know."
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"Uh‐huh. Can I start cleaning your teeth now?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Just so much to catch up on"
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"when you only see the dentist, you know,"
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"as often as we come to you."
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"- Yeah, it should be way more often. - Right, right."
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"I'll just open my mouth now. Ah..."
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"Okay, maybe don't make that noise."
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"First Yap cleans my teeth,"
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"now I'm cleaning your clock, Gene."
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"Ha‐ha. And another box."
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"It appears it is now my turn,"
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"so I shall hope for the best, prepare for the worst."
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"Am I crazy or is that, like, the dreamiest fox scientist ever?"
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"The first thing you said. Okay, they're all filled in."
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"- Let's tally these babies up. - Is it bad to be attracted"
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"to a cartoon fox that you don't even know that well?"
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"Hold on. No way."
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"- Gene won? - Wait, what? I did?"
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"I‐I'm gonna count again. Everybody shush!"
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"‐ ‐Guess who said your mommy's teeth"
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"had slightly less plaque than usual?"
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"Was it Dr. Yap? 'Cause he's our dentist?"
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"I can't believe it. Gene won."
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"And I lost, to Gene, who won."
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"It sounds weird when I say it out loud."
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"First, only three cavities, and now this?"
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"Could today get any better?"
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"Wow, Geney, that's so great with whatever that is."
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"- What is that? - Dots and Boxes, Mother."
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"Your baby boy's a Dots and Boxes winner."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it easy. - Okay, just gonna see"
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"if our insurance is still good here‐‐ fingers crossed. Ha!"
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"Ha‐ha, that's fun."
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"How you liking the new plug‐in air freshener I got?"
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"It's called "Laundry and Spice," hmm?"
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"- It's strong. - Good waiting room vibe, right?"
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"Sweet smell, sweet magazine spread."
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"Eh, sweet 'zines."
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"Someday we'll get music."
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"Dr. McAllister has music in her waiting room."
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"I know, and animals. But you don't work there anymore."
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"You work here, and it's more fun, right?"
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"Mm‐hmm. I don't miss it at all."
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"Dr. Yap, do you give an extra toy to people"
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"who beat their sister in magazine games? Hmm?"
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"I mean, I could give you more floss."
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"And then maybe you'd floss?"
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"Nah, it's not really for me."
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"Gene, how about we stop hogging the magazine, huh, buddy?"
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"- Sorry. - Hey, you."
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"- Please don't stroke the magazines. - Yep. Yep."
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"I didn't kiss it, either, when no one was looking."
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"Just kidding. Let's get out of here, though."
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"‐ ‐Hey, Teddy. We're‐we're not open yet."
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"That's okay. I like to watch the prep stuff."
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"It's like being backstage at a Broadway play before the show."
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"Plus, I want to make sure I got my seat."
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"- Well, you always do. - Honk, honk!"
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"Clean teeth alert, coming through."
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"- Oh, hey, Teddy. - Teddy."
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"- ‐GENE/ Hey, Teddy. - Hey, Linda, kids."
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"- I got my seat. - Yeah, you did."
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"How was the dentist?"
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"Great. I swallowed a lot of that fluoride stuff."
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"But it's good for you, right?"
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"It tastes nice, so it must be good."
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"- Okay. - I fell in love."
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"I mean, uh, never mind. I‐It wasn't a fox scientist."
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"I won a game in a magazine, and the world smiled."
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"Okay, okay, it was one Dots and Boxes game."
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"And I don't even know if it was regulation."
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"I mean, the dot layout was a little dottier than usual."
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"Hey, so, no judgment, but what's going on"
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"with the bird poop on the window?"
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"- Whoa! Giant bird poop. - Whoa."
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"- Oh, my God. - Ugh, and judging by the looks of it,"
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"- that bird was not well. - Why would a bird do that to us?"
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"Did we tick off a seagull or something?"
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"I mean, Mom, you yell all kinds of crazy stuff"
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"- at seagulls. - That's true."
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"Well, it's not the first time someone has used this restaurant"
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"just for the bathroom."
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"Maybe that's just how seagulls do graffiti"
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"and that seagull is basically Banksy?"
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"Bob, you might want to get that off before you get"
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"people coming in here for lunch."
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"Uh, yeah, I‐I know, Teddy."
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"Folks seeing a giant poop smear"
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"right before they enter your restaurant?"
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"That's not good."
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"Yeah, I very much want to clean it off."
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"- Wait, you're using that? - Uh, yeah?"
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"Are you nuts? There's a very specific way"
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"you got to get bird poop off."
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"You can't just wipe it with a rag, Bob."
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"Yeah, Dad. God!"
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"I'm pretty sure it's fine, Teddy."
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"I can't reach it."
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"Sure you can, Dad. You just have to believe."
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"Oh, maybe you can tie a rope around my waist"
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"and lower me down from the roof, like a Impossible."
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"I've always wanted to do that."
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"Oh, hey. I know a guy who's got a pressure washer."
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"He owes me for when I lent him my ratchet set."
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"His wife took his set in the divorce."
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"Thankfully I got custody of mine."
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