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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Steal Magazine-olias (S11E11)

"Teddy, no, please. I‐It's fine."
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"- I‐I will take care of it. - No, no, no. I'll be quick."
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"Don't touch it while I'm gone. You'll make a big mess."
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"I mean, you're all great. Just don't touch it."
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"Ooh‐‐ Excuse me. Don't take my seat!"
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"O‐kay. Hello."
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"Dr. Yap. Am I seeing double?"
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"Wait, no, you know what I mean. Twice in one day."
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"- What's the haps, Yap? - Hi, Dr. Yap."
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"What you doing, you eating?"
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"We're not quite open for lunch yet."
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"And pardon our bird poop."
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"I‐I don't know if we need to mention that, Lin."
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"Oh, I don't mind waiting. And I'll just look away"
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"from the giant poop."
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"Uh, I'm gonna go get our step ladder"
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"and see if I can reach it."
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"And I'll be a hero. Y‐You'll all see."
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"Hey, guess what? A crazy thing happened to me this morning."
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"Oh, yeah? Somebody bite you? Was it me?"
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"Nope. Someone stole a magazine from my office waiting area."
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"Can you believe it?"
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"- Oh, no. - That's terrible."
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"Who would do such a thing?"
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"I've never stolen a magazine from an office."
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"Unless I find a recipe I like. Or a perfume sample."
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"Or just for the rush of it."
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"Wow. Sorry, Dr. Yap. Did you call the police?"
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"Or the FBI?"
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"Not yet. Pretty nuts, right?"
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"I mean, I purposely subscribe under the name"
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""Dr. Don't Take This Magazine" so it says it right there"
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"on the address label for everyone to see."
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"And you think that'd be enough."
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"Yep. Bap, bap, bap, bap..."
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"Well, I hope whoever did that to you gets stung by a bee"
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"right on their butt, in the crack."
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"Now how about some nice water?"
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"- I will get the water. - I mean, I‐I'm getting it already."
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"- See? Water. - That water is stale."
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"I'll get some fresh water, from the kitchen sink."
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"Sisters? Will you help me fetch the water?"
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"Eh, seems like a one‐Gene job."
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"- Yeah, you're gonna do great. - Help me fetch the water!"
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"Okay, okay. Geez."
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"Gene, what's your deal?"
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"Yeah, I know you have some spill issues"
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"when it comes to water transportation,"
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"but you got to face those head‐on."
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"Guys, I stole the magazine."
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"‐ ‐Sexy fox scientist."
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"I mean, uh, oh, man."
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"Gene. Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene."
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"Wow, Gene. I got to say, I'm impressed."
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"Never in a million years would I pin you"
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"for a dental office magazine stealer."
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"I didn't mean to steal it. It just happened."
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"All of a sudden the magazine was down my shorts"
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"next to my bum‐bum."
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"But why'd you do it?"
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"Are you trying to get into a gang?"
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"No, nothing like that."
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"I just‐‐ the Dots and Boxes game I won."
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"I wanted to keep it."
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"Ugh. One game."
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"I ate a weird breakfast this morning. I was off."
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"Plus, there's, uh, a really fascinating article"
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"about bubbles that I wanted to read."
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"Oh, I skimmed that. "Bubbles, What's Poppin'?""
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"Some interesting stuff in there."
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"- Just please help me. - Well, the good news is"
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"you weren't acting weird out there at all."
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"- Oh, good. - I think all we have to do"
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"is play it cool and keep our mouths shut."
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"Yap's got nothing on you, so we just have to wait him out."
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"Oh, cool, we have to not tell the truth to an adult."
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"- Cool, cool, cool, cool. - All right, Gene,"
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"better get that glass of fresh kitchen water"
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"that you were raving about ready for Yap."
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"Now give me the magazine."
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"- We got to hide this. - I'll hide it."
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"But let me just check something real quick."
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"Hello, there. You're looking well."
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"Give me that."
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"You can have your freaky fox thoughts later."
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"I forgot you guys broke our step ladder"
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"playing that game "jump on the step ladder.""
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"Oh, I love that game. The kids get some exercise..."
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"Bob, are you sure we shouldn't wait for Teddy"
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"to come back with the pressure cooker thingy?"
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"Pressure washer? Uh, yes, I'm sure."
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"I'm already, ugh, halfway done."
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"Oh, no. That's not good. It's smearing everywhere."
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"- Ew. - Oh, my God."
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"It's so, so, so much worse now."
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"Maybe we try to use it to frost the window?"
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"Like stores do at Christmastime? But we do it now?"
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"Eh. Boy, I wouldn't want to be you when Teddy gets back."
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"- Mm‐hmm. - Whatever you're doing isn't working!"
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"And here is that wonderful kitchen water"
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"I was telling you about."
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"This is how we always carry glasses."
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"- Yep, yep. - Mm‐hmm."
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"Dr. Yap, you're not gonna actually wait"
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"until we open, are you?"
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"And then what are you gonna do, eat here?"
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"Do you really want to put yourself through that?"
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"I do. I cleared my schedule."
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"Nothing on the books for the rest of the day."
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"So I've got all the time in the world."
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"What if there's a dental emergency?"
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"- They're all dental emergencies! -"
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"Look, I know you kids took my magazine."
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"Ho, ho, ho, hold on there."
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"You're accusing us sweet little children of stealing?"
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"On what grounds, sir?"
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"I know it was you kids. And I know it because every time"
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"someone leaves my office, I go and re‐fan my magazines"
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"because I'm way better at it than my receptionist Dorothy."
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"And when I did that today, which was right after you kids left,"
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