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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Brushes with Celebrity (S09E09)

"- Honey, I'll take another... - Shut up. That's my son over there."
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"He opened his beautiful soul to you, to praise you,"
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"to get some advice from you, and you were mean to him?"
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"Come on, we both know that your attitude is just a defense mechanism"
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"to protect the tiny, little ego from the truth..."
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"that you don't deserve any praise, that you're a fraud,"
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"that you're just a big, fat nobody."
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"All men break the same."
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"What's happening? What is all this?"
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"- Go up the next aisle. - Okay."
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"Oh, God, I'm loving these new pavers we picked."
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"You know what, I'm starting to have second thoughts."
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"Oh, no, this isn't gonna be another conflict between us, is it?"
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"Oh, gosh, I don't want another conflict."
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"- Privy. - Okay."
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"Okay, you're... you're not actually putting"
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"a reclaimed wood piece in our cart, are you?"
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"- That's great, that's great. - No."
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"The whole "reclaimed wood" aesthetic"
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"is an insulting appropriation of barn culture."
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"No, I'm being serious. It's like when Madonna wore overalls!"
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"- You're good. - Mitchell, take it out I don't want it."
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"- I think it's pretty. - I think it's pretty offensive."
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"Okay, rein it in."
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"- Oh, there she is, Mother Superior. - Okay, Rumple-thinskin."
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"Okay, you know what? I don't need this."
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"- I'm just gonna go wait in the car. - Perfect, yeah, run away."
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"And just FYI the reason I like barn wood is cause it reminds me of you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I mean I-I know that you get homesick sometimes,"
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"and I-I want to bring a little, you know, country into our house."
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"I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend you."
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"Oh, you didn't offend me. I'm just being oversensitive like you said."
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"I'm just being my normal snooty self."
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"I don't... I don't know how you put up with me."
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"I don't know how you put up with me."
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"- I do. - Mm."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Yes? - Oh, yes? Hi."
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"- I just need to get by. - Okay."
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"- He didn't say it. - He didn't say it."
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"And last, but not least, the city at your feet."
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"Yeah. I'm still kind of flabbergasted that there's no bubble machine."
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"It's okay. I can install my own."
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"- Oh, you're judging me? - No, no."
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"Maybe you're right."
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"Maybe I am losing touch with who I am."
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"All I really need is three chords and a mattress."
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"And my chef."
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"Uh, hey, Phil, what's happening here?"
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"- Oh, not too much. - Phil?"
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"- Oh, my God, you've gone all yellow. - That's like your song."
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"Funny thing... I also like to write mu..."
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"Phil?"
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"What happened?"
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"Mr. Dunphy, you have acute orchitis."
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"It's a massively inflamed testicle."
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"I'm giving you an I.V. bag of antibiotics"
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"and some pain meds because..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"So embarrassed."
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"I can't believe I passed out in front of a rock star."
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"Please tell me he didn't know why."
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"Oh, brilliant, you're awake. I've got some ice for your biscuits."
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"No. No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Oh! Oh, that really... Oh, that feels so good."
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"Terry, can we talk? Please don't shut me out."
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"I know I messed up,"
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"and I'm so sorry for my... failure at lunch."
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"- Sir, please sit down. - Do you mind?"
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"- Same seats. - Let's proceed."
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"Juror number 10, has anyone in your family"
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"ever been the victim of a violent crime?"
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"- Well... my mother... - Psst! Not you, keep going."
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"Oh, actually, could you tap him on the shoulder?"
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"Juror 11, is this man bothering you?"
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"You talking about the movie critic right here?"
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"- Absolutely, he's bothering me! - Objection!"
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"I request permission to approach Mr. Bradshaw."
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"No! I mean, denied! Look, that's not a thing you can ask."
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"Your Honor, we'd like to dismiss Juror number 3."
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"What?! No, no. I'll be good. I promise."
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"Sir, you have to leave now."
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"Fine. I'm going."
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"I'll be waiting in the parking lot, buddy."
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"Judge hit me with a restraining order."
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"But Terry had to sign it."
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"We're gonna get through this together, Phillip."
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"I guess I just don't understand why you're here."
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"Well, because you really reached me back there,"
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"and I realized I got to be more of a regular guy."
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"Mr. Dunphy, I have your... Chris Martin."
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"Wow. I'm a huge fan. Can I get a picture with you?"
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"No. I want a picture with you."
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"Come on. Let's do it."
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"- Phil, 25 million followers. - No, thank you."
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"Uh, I'd love some privacy. Is there maybe a room opening up?"
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"Phil? Honey? I came just as soon as Chris called me. Hello."
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"Claire, I've got to say, uh..."
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"You're even more beautiful than you are in Phil's photos."
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"Pbht!"
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"- I like your music. - Well, thank you."
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"Claire, can I talk to you for one second."
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"- Yes, of course, sweetie, yes. Yeah. - Yeah."
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"I want Chris Martin to leave."
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"Hm? What? Why?"
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"It's weird that he's here when I'm like this,"
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"and he's attracting attention."
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"Oh, I don't think... yeah, okay."
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"- Claire? - Mm..."
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"Oh, you're not gonna like this."
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"- This is so exciting! - You invited your book club?!"
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"We're huge fans."
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"A book club sounds kind of regular."
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"I should join one of those."
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"There's about to be an opening in ours."
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"I'm the one who invited you here."
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"And what are you beautiful, uh, scholars reading?"
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""The Unwitting Miss Castle.""
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"Mm. I love that book."
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