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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Brushes with Celebrity (S09E09)

"What was my best brush with celebrity?"
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"Oh, this is such a good one."
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"One time I saw Jack Nicholson at the car wash."
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"I can't go through this again."
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"Jack Nicholson does not drive a Honda Odyssey"
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"with a Co-Exist bumper sticker, Cam."
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"Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people."
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"I can't name names,"
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"but let's just say it's someone who's the boss."
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"- You met Bruce Springsteen? - No, Tony Danza."
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"Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss."
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"It's open to interpretation."
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"I saw Santa Claus at the mall."
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""The Unwitting Miss Castle." What's that about?"
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"It's about three persecuted women in different time periods,"
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"or one time traveler with incredibly bad luck."
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"I don't know which."
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"Somehow, I was able to join a very exclusive book club"
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"filled with the most intelligent women."
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"I can never seem to impress them. They use words like "sanguine.""
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"I don't want to look like an idiot, so I use it, too."
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"Isn't that the most sanguine thing you ever heard?"
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"You're not using it right."
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"I've read the same chapter eight times... I still don't get it."
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"Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society.""
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"You'll get your "C" and get out of there."
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"Huh."
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"- Good morning. - Hi."
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"Who's that young thing?"
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"Wow, what's up with the outfit, Mod Squad?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm, uh... I'm showing a house to someone."
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"- Oh. - I'd rather not say who it is."
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"- I totally get that. - It's Chris Martin from Coldplay."
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"- Come on, really? - It's not a big deal."
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"Says the man who spent most of last night"
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"sewing that flower onto his jeans."
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"Okay, it's a really big deal."
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"I'm meeting the man who sings how I feel."
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"Yes, his music is so sanguine."
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"Eh, closer."
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"Never been a big Coldplay guy."
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"I'm more into hip-hop, death metal, "Little Mermaid.""
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"That one really imprinted on me back in the day."
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"- My stomach feels weird. - You're probably just nervous."
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"Ooh, maybe you need someone to come with you."
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"No, he's there to buy a house, not talk about music,"
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"which is why I'm not even gonna mention that I'm a songwriter, too."
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"Oh, you wrote one song."
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"- I said everything I had to say. - About a realtor."
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"It was about life! This is why they mock you at book club."
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"Oh, here's a brush with celebrity I can actually talk about."
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"Last summer, I was called upon"
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"getting out of jury duty."
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"Do you have any experience with law enforcement?"
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"Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops."
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"Also, I despise robbery victims."
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"They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system."
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"- Nice try, Juror 3. - What about economic hardship?"
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"The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed."
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"Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots."
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"I must be done talking."
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"I'm going into labor."
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"Ma'am, Ma'am, everything's gonna be all right."
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"Bailiff, help Juror 11 with anything she needs,"
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"Uh, as her Lamaze coach,"
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"I think I should probably be out in the hall with..."
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"Terry Bradshaw. I love Terry Bradshaw!"
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"from serving effectively on this jury?"
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"No scheduling conflicts, Your Honor."
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"However, I am going through kind of a rough patch right now."
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"You see, I lost my best friend."
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"Or did he just find one?"
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"But I'm happy to serve."
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"I believe in the American legal system,"
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"and I believe it's all about teamwork."
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"That's a touchdown of an answer, champ."
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"Uh, this lady here..."
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"put me down for that."
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"Are you ready for some justice?"
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"- Oh, my God. - What? A celebrity?"
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"- It's Sam Anvilmaker. - Who?"
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"He wrote "The Forgetters and the Forgotten"?"
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""Farce, American Style"? "Screw You For Reading This"?"
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"What the hell is happening?"
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"Yes, that one, too! He's my favorite playwright."
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"Why don't you go over and tell him that you're a fan?"
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"Maybe he can give you some advice."
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"No, no, I wouldn't want to bother him. He's notoriously private."
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"He writes in a hollowed-out tree somewhere in Montana."
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"- Don't be nervous. - It just doesn't feel right."
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"Manny, if somebody admired my work as much as this,"
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"I would like to know."
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"- Go. - Okay. Here we go."
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"- Uh, excuse me, Mr. Anvilmaker? - Let me guess..."
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"I'm the reason you want to be a writer."
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"Yeah, actually."
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"Your first play changed the way that I looked at..."
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"Look, listen, kid."
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"I'm not here to collect panties with phone numbers on them."
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"I'm here to experience the cold absurdity that is being alive."
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"So go and find someone else to venerate."
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"Oh, uh... Sorry for bothering you."
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"Here's a writing tip..."
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"show me you're sorry for bothering me. Don't tell me."
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"Okay, let's take a picture of the two new best friends."
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"Come together."
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"I should never have left my tree."
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"And then, I saw Daniel Day-Lewis at our dry cleaner."
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"Not him. No."
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"Uh, the time we actually saw a celebrity was last December"
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"when we were shopping for gardening supplies."
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"I'll never forget the feeling of having Lincoln"
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"look directly into my eyes and saying,"
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""We couldn't get the barbecue sauce out.""
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"We both don't need a pair. We can just share these."
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"And what if I want my own?"
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"We share everything. We share a toothbrush."
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"- We do? Oh... - Oh, my... Oh, my gosh."
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"There's the guy who hosts that home makeover show we love so much."
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"- What? Where? - It's Scott Hunter."
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