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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Brushes with Celebrity (S09E09)

"Although I did find the fences metaphor a little mundane."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, yes. Pretentious. - Completely agree."
Modern Family (2009)
"I said the exact same thing last week,"
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"and you guys just rolled your eyes at me."
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"Claire, don't be such a Mrs. Devereaux."
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"Twinsies!"
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"- That is so you! - Hey, Phil. Our photo got 25,000 likes."
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"- Phil? - Phil?"
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"Ohh..."
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"Oh, it's probably all the meds. I'll handle this."
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"I've been to Burning Man with Keith Richards."
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"No, no, no. I'll handle it. I've been on vacation with my mother."
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"Hey... Where are you off to, stranger?"
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"Honey, I need to be alone."
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"Oh, honey, I'm sorry I invited the girls from book club."
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"It's... I just wanted them to like me."
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"I can't believe this happened."
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"This was supposed to be such an amazing day."
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"I know. Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
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"Yes. You can make Chris Martin go away, now."
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"I'm so sorry, guys. Oh, I didn't mean to cause a..."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. It's... it's not you personally."
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"No, no, no, it is me. I'm a distraction."
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"Everyone wants to say "hi" or they want to take a picture"
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"or they want to sleep with me."
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"- They sure do. - Shut 'er down, Marie."
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"And it's a nightmare. It's beginning to affect my creativity."
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"The last song I wrote was about my helicopter."
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"I was too ashamed to release it."
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"I had to sell it to Qantus for $1 million."
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"Your problems are so sanguine."
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"- Is that how you use that word? - Nobody knows."
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"Oh, anyway, I wish there was something I could do"
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"to make this all better."
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"You could buy that house."
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"No, Phil. Thanks to you, that's the old me."
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"Oh, good."
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"I know something you could do for him."
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"♪ You've been looking for your own special space ♪"
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"♪ Somewhere you can call your resting place ♪"
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"♪ You've been looking for your kids and your spouse ♪"
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"♪ It's time time to buy yourself a Dunphy house ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Dunphy, Dunphy, Dunphy ♪"
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"♪ They're affordable and comfy, comfy, comfy ♪"
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"I can't believe he's actually making it work."
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"Why would he not pick us?"
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"Yeah, we gave him everything he wants..."
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"- a fight, reconciliation... - Yeah."
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"... not to mention we're camera-ready."
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"It's everything TV wants to be."
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"I mean, what does he want us to do, write the episode for him?"
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"Yeah, America deserves to see us get a free gazebo."
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"There he is."
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"I have half a mind to go over there and confront him."
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"Yeah, well, I have the other half."
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"- Wait, wait. - Hi."
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"- Hi. - Hi. Excuse us."
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"- Can I help you guys? - Yeah, how about an explanation?"
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"Why aren't you picking us for your show?"
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"Yeah, what... are we not sexy enough? Not young enough for your demo?"
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"Wait, no, is it 'cause we're gay?"
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"You know, I've actually never seen a gay couple"
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"- on your little program. - Yeah, or a P.E. teacher"
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"- slash vice principal. - He's literally that."
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"Just tell us why you're not picking us."
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"Guys, I don't have a show anymore."
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"- Please, we just saw that episode... - Yeah."
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"- Deb and Don in San Antonio last week? - Yeah."
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"Don wanted a place to grill."
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"- We got canceled, like, two years ago. - What?"
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"- What, why? - It's such a popular show!"
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"Look, uh..."
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"The network fired me..."
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"- Why? - ­... when they found out"
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"that I had this website where people paid"
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"to watch me build stuff naked."
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"- Is that so? - How naked?"
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"- Very. - You know what,"
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"why are you hanging out in the aisles of a home store?"
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"- I work here. Ohh. - You do."
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"- Yeah. - Oh."
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"Hey, if you did still have a show, um..."
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"- would you pick us? - Umm..."
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"It costs you nothing to say "yes.""
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"Oh, my God, we agreed again."
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"- Ohh. - Aww."
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"I begged you not to go over there. I'm so embarrassed."
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"Why? He's the one crying."
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"My favorite part was"
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"when he was gasping for air between sobs,"
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"like a baby."
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"Look at him. He's broken."
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"What if he never writes again?"
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"Okay, I'll apologize to the 12 people who still go out and watch plays."
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"You do know I'm a theater major, right?"
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"Yes, and when you're a great play writer and you go to a restaurant..."
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"if you can afford it..."
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"then you're gonna be nice to strangers,"
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"because that's the right thing to do, okay?"
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"Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt."
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"But I saw what happened before, and I'm sorry about that."
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"But the way you stood up to that jerk Anvilmaker"
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"was kind of amazing, yeah. Good for you."
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"And young man, listen... if this makes you feel any better,"
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"- he did the same thing to me. - Oh."
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"That's very nice of you to say. Thank you so much."
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"So..."
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"You know, I, uh... I write."
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"Oh, boy."
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"No, it's not like I'm just some, you know, some..."
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"excuse me... some..."
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"you know, just some city slicker who..."
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"who doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"But, uh... if I could teach you one thing,"
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"just one thing that you learn from this,"
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"it'll make your plays sound and look marvelous."
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"You know?"
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"So, the most important thing is to..."
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"is to know that writing is really re-writing."
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"You may want to jot that down."
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