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Clips from Fun with Dick and Jane

"So we were thinking that...."
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"- Well, you go ahead and tell him. - No, you go ahead."
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"What's up, guys? Come on. Don't hold out on me here. What?"
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"We want you to go on MoneyLife this afternoon..."
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"...and announce our quarterly projections."
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"You're the guy. You're the guy we have faith in."
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"You can get our positive spin out there."
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"Right. Positive spin."
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"These are fickle times, Dick."
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"We need to stick together as a team."
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"Like my daddy always used to say...."
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"Well, you can count on me, sir."
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"I mean, I can't tell you how happy I am."
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"- Thank you. - How were those eggs Florentine?"
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"- Best I've ever had. - Good answer."
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"I'm on the plane right now!"
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"Do you know what's sitting in front of me? Do you know?"
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"A kosher meal! A kosher meal!"
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"How many times do I need to tell you? ! I don't need a kosher meal!"
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"I'm Episcopalian!"
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"No-- No, you, miss-- You-- No, you grow up!"
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"For-- No, you, miss--"
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"Phyllis, can l... ? Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"- Here's a yell! - It's personal."
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"- Never actually had makeup on. - I'm happy for you."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Where's Sam? - Washington."
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"These are your talking points. They were just faxed over."
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"And Sam is on the line for you."
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"Hello, Mr, Harper,"
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"Hey, Sam. How you doing? Nice talking to you."
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"I thought you were gonna be here."
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"- Me too, I hear it's beautiful there, - That's the thing--"
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"- Okay, Dick, we're on in five, - Yep, sure."
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"- -three, two...."
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"Today we're talking with the new VP of Communications at Globodyne..."
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"... Dick Harper, How you doing, Dick?"
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"Just terrific, Sam. Thank you for asking."
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"And so is Globodyne, by the way."
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"Now, Dick, tell me, what is the shareholder to make..."
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"...of the fact that Jack McAllister, your CEO..."
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"...has unloaded a considerable share of his stocks?"
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"I think CEOs sell their stocks for many reasons, Sam."
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"Both professional and personal."
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"Actually, over the past year, Jack McAllister has sold 80 percent..."
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"...of his holdings through shell companies,"
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"Now, how do you explain that?"
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"The reasons for doing something like that would be--"
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"Losing you there. Hold on."
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"The reasons for doing something like that would be.... Could be many."
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"Both...."
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"There's also talk of some of the Globodyne portfolio documents..."
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"... being subpoenaed,"
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"Specifically those of your CFO, Frank Bascombe,"
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"Now, joining us with his insights, is presidential hopeful Ralph Nader,"
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"Really?"
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"Hi, Ralph. Big fan, love your stuff."
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"I wish I could say the same, I don't know how you sleep at night,"
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"Corporations like Globodyne pervert the American dream,"
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"The super-rich get richer,"
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"You are a disgrace,"
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"Ralph, I don't know where you're getting your statistics."
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"I can only say that, in my estimation, Globodyne is transparent."
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"We'd be more than willing to share any and all documentation."
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"What is going on?"
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"Can somebody tell me what the heck is--?"
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"Hey, there's a fi-- Somebody should--"
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"Okay."
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"This can't be good."
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"Out of my way!"
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"- Hey, that's my ficus! - My ficus!"
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"You're not even from this floor! Help! Security!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, so Dick finally wants to know what's going on."
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"Frank?"
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"Methinks somebody made a boo-boo."
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"Maybe we didn't know how to use Quicken. Yeah, that could be it."
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"Frank. Frank. Try to focus. Okay? What's happening to Globodyne?"
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"- Globodyne? - Yeah, what happened, Frank?"
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"- We took our shifting losses... - Yeah?"
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"- ... and we put them into businesses... - Yeah, yeah?"
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"...that we actually owned."
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"And then the balance sheet..."
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"...it showed profit."
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"But actually, there was..."
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"...debt."
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"What the hell? !"
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"You're sick."
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"- I want you to hit me. - Frank, let go of me now."
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"- I want you to hit me. - Let go, you're scaring me."
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"- Hit me. - Frank! Get off!"
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"And I have the 6000 greatest partners a man could ask for,"
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"Mr. McAllister?"
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"We're just a cell in a much larger organism called the global economy."
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"Weak companies have to die so that stronger companies can get stronger."
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"- It's just nature. - Nature? What?"
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"You ever read Walden Pond? It's all in there."
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"Hey, you send him a copy of the tape."
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"What about the other employees, sir?"
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"They're gonna be fine. Don't go there."
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"This is America, the land of opportunity."
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"I don't know, sir. With all due respect, this doesn't feel right."
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"Step away from the rotors now, boy. They gonna chop your head clean off."
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"Honey? I'm home."
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"Oh, and the vice president is home!"
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"I see you got them digging the hot tub."
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"I know. Yes, I called the guy. They came right out."
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"- That almost never happens. - I know. We're so lucky."
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"Dinner's ready!"
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"- Look at it! - Oh, my gosh!"
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"Look! I did it and it's perfect!"
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"My gosh! That could feed a family of four."
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"I mean.... I-- In my-- Look at that, Billy."
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"I'm surprised you left off the hooves."
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"You know, before we get into that, I have some wonderful news."
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"Mama quit her job!"
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"- I did. I did, I did! - You did?"
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"- Isn't that great? - My gosh! That's incredible!"
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"Oh, the timing of it, it was just beautiful, Dick. And, oh, thank you."
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