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Clips from Fun with Dick and Jane

"I just-- I just did it!"
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"No. Oh, boy."
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"And now, you know what..."
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"...I can spend so much more time with my beautiful boy."
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"- Yeah. - Now, what's your news, big Mr. VP?"
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"I have something of an announcement to make."
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"It turns out that a very wonderful opportunity has just presented itself..."
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"...in the form of me..."
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"...not necessarily working at Globodyne anymore."
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"Were you fired?"
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"I wasn't fired. Globodyne tanked."
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"- Dick! - Jeez. "Fired.""
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"What do you mean? How could that happen?"
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"They just gave you a promotion. And--"
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"There is nothing to worry about. I'll get my severance..."
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"...money from my pension. We're fine."
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"I am a winner. Billy, tell your father he's a winner."
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"See?"
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"- Hey! Our first day at home together. - Hey."
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"Let's have a big family breakfast."
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"Oh, gosh, honey, Billy's already gone to school..."
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"...and I gotta meet him for that Mommy & Me lunch thing."
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"What are you gonna do? Are you gonna look for a job?"
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"You know what, I think I might just take this day."
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"Great. I do. I think you should."
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"But, listen, I gotta go pick up that thing at the thing."
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"Baby, I gotta go. I'm sorry. Sorry."
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"Okay, good."
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"I'll see you later, baby. Have a really good time."
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"Bye."
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"Okay."
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"Cheers."
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"Former CFO Frank Bascombe has been indicted..."
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"...on charges of fraud and money laundering,"
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"Lead investigators say all roads lead to Mr, Bascombe,"
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"And no evidence has yet..."
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"...to link former CEO Jack McAllister to this growing scandal,"
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"We've all had to make sacrifices,"
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"I sold my place in Jackson Ho-- No,"
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"- Martha 's Vineyard, - Oh, shut up!"
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"God."
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"Hey, bud. Hey, hey, hey. Can't be that bad, can it, bud?"
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"God!"
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"Oh, you know it."
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"No, I got a terrific one here. You'll love it."
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"Do you have a fax number?"
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"So there are no new openings at this time. Right."
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"And what about the near future?"
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"Yeah. Sure. I could stop calling."
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"This afternoon. Okay."
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"I'll be there. Bye."
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"Hon. I got an interview at Pyramid Tech."
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"I was really starting to wonder there."
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"Hey!"
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"Hold on!"
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"- Dick. - Oz."
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"Wanna go get a drink?"
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"- You buying? - Sure."
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"- Harper? - Yeah."
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"- Dick Harper! - Yeah."
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"You don't have to stand in this line. Come on with me."
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"Hey, Oz. Rain check."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Okay, rip it out. Get it on the truck."
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"Hector, what's going on? What--?"
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"- What happened? - Your check go bouncy-bounce."
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"But it's okay, I heard what happened to your husband."
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"Not everybody could afford landscaping like this, eh?"
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"- Hector, please. - I am sorry, Miss Jane."
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"Oh, no, no, no. No! No, no!"
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"This is all-- Everything, it's all wrong."
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"I want this out. Roll it all up."
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"I ordered Kentucky bluegrass."
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"This is green."
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"- Dick Harper! What a stroke of luck. - Oh, jeez."
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"I'm sorry, I don't remember where you know me from."
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"Oh, I don't know you."
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"I just saw you spaz out MoneyLife. Oh, my God, that was great."
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"Hey, some of the fellas would like to meet you."
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"- Hello, Dick. - I can't believe it's really you."
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"- Oh, my God, it's him. - Did you bring your statistics?"
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"We have an expression around here when someone makes a mistake."
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"It's called "pulling a Dick.""
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"Up high, up high."
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"Have you seen DickHarperIsATool. com?"
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"Oh, you're gonna love this. This is dynamite."
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"I don't know where you're getting your statistics,"
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"Who is that? Who is that? It's you! It's you!"
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"Can we just get on with the job interview?"
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"This guy!"
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"We couldn't hire you! We just wanna take your picture."
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"Okay, everybody, little bit closer. One, two, three."
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"Statistics!"
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"Hey, how'd it go?"
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"Oh, not too bad."
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"It was good practice."
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"- What are you doing? - Going through our finances."
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"I'm not sure..."
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"...but it seems that we may be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick."
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"Well, sure, our financial bounce-back has taken a bit longer than expected..."
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"...but, you know, that's natural."
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"Our lawn was repossessed today. I didn't even know they could do that."
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"I think maybe it's time you start thinking about accepting something..."
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"...a little bit lower than a vice-presidency."
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"No. Took me 1 5 years to get a VP-ship. If I step back now..."
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"...I'll lose everything I worked for."
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"We're just gonna have to suck it up for a couple months."
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"In a couple of months, we'll be declaring bankruptcy."
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"- Oh, come on. - Our savings--"
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"Look. Our savings was in Globodyne stock."
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"Jesus. And, look, our pension was in Globodyne stock."
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"Everything was in Globodyne stock! All of it!"
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"The lawn is covered with dirt! It is so much fun!"
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"I have made a mud man!"
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"Now, Billy is looking at the glass half full."
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"Hon, relax. We've got 600 grand."
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"- Where? - We're standing in it. Our house."
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"Since Globodyne, the local property market crashed, Dick."
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"If we sold our house today, we would owe the bank 1 50 grand."
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"I knew it. It was churning in my gut..."
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