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Clips from Fun with Dick and Jane

"Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties."
Fun with Dick and Jane
"Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties. Consolidator. Oh, no!"
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"Globodyne's a consolidator of media properties and data retrieval..."
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"...with a focus in fiber-optic content provision."
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"It's basically a synergy of Web-based..."
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"...and platform-based UNIX-driven delivery systems."
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"Okay, I made that last part up."
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"We spent months on this trip. I just assumed..."
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"...that you knew you needed a passport to get into Russia."
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"But if I should have told you, then I'm really sorry, Mr. Fairbanks."
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"It's not my fault airport security strip-searched you, Mr. Fairbanks."
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"I mean, maybe you shouldn't have made that joke. You know?"
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"Hon? Fire."
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"You know what, I'm gonna load you up with drink coupons."
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"Blanca? Can you make this little man something to eat?"
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"Are you sure about this?"
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"The trainer said it's just a minor annoyance."
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"He said it just reminds him to be a little less vocal."
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"- Hey, Dick. - Morning, Joe."
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"That a new car?"
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"It's the new Mercedes S500."
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"You can only special-order these from Germany."
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"- How's it run? - Well, it's a Mercedes."
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"Check this out."
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"Mercedes, on."
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"Yeah? Well, watch this."
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"Beemer, sit. Stay."
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"Play dead. Good boy."
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"That's cute, Dick. Mercedes, off."
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""It has come to our attention that certain departments..."
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"...have begun to run into situations." Situations."
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"The big boys want to see you upstairs."
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"Which floor? Twentieth?"
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"Twenty-sixth?"
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"Thirty-second?"
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"- Not the 51st? - Yes."
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"Congratulations, Mr. Harper."
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"- Go ahead and wrap this up. - Okay."
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"- How do I look? - Great."
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"- Anything in my teeth? - No."
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"I need a paper bag."
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"- Hey, Oz. - Hey, Dick. Morning."
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"It is, isn't it? Sure is."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Hey, did you... ? Did you hear about Bill?"
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"- Oh, yeah. That's.... That's wild. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. I wonder.... I wonder who's gonna take his place."
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"That's the big mystery."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"- You getting off? - Not this time, Oz."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"That's it."
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"Hello. I'm..."
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"...Dick Harper, and I'm here to see Jack McAllister."
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"Oh, well, that's him now, sorry. He had to step out."
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"Dick."
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"Damn glad to finally see you up here."
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"Hey, man."
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"- Frank Bascombe, CFO. - Nice to meet you, Frank."
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"Nice to meet you. Listen, Dick. Dick."
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"Jack's very sorry that he couldn't be here to congratulate you."
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"Well, on becoming the new VP of Communication."
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"Are you--?"
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"- Holy.... Thank you. - No, no, no."
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"But also, he wanted to invite you to his house..."
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"...for an orientation meeting on Monday morning."
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"Dick? Ann's got the address."
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"All right. Sure, I'll get that. Okay. Ann?"
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"- Thanks. - Sure."
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"And thank you..."
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"...Frank."
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"Cool exit."
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"How do you like your eggs?"
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"Pardon me!"
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"Ours is an age of unmeasured prosperity,"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"You should quit your job."
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"- Quit my job? - Yeah."
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"Do you even know what you're getting paid? I mean, I can't quit my job."
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"Well, not specifically, but...."
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"Bob got VP last month, he's making 1 50 plus bonuses."
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"Come on, you wanna spend more time with Billy."
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"Do it. Just-- Come on."
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"Do it. Do it. Quit your job."
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"We must never become a winner-take-all society,"
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"- You know what we should do? - What?"
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"We should have sex..."
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"...on Saturday."
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"I'll buy candles."
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"I'll pick up the new Starbucks sampler featuring Sade."
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"Oh, you animal. That is gonna be so wild."
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"Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"Just make yourself at home."
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"Right."
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"Dick."
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"Yeah. Mr. McAllister."
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"- Dick. Hey, call me Jack. - Likewise."
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"With my name. Dick, I mean."
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"Man. Dick Harper."
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"Dick Harper."
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"Dick Harper playing the harp. Harpo Marx playing the jew's-harp."
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"D.H. DH."
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"You're my designated hitter."
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"I need you to step up into the batter's box..."
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"...and knock one out of the ballpark for me."
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"- Gone. - You ever have a nickname?"
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"Well, it was...."
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"Squirt. The Squirt."
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"Something about how I was conceived, I don't know."
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"We gonna think of something. Have trouble finding the place?"
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"No, sir. By the way, what a absolutely beautiful hou-- Home you have."
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"So then my lawyer says to her lawyer:"
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""lf she thinks she's getting that yacht, she's a little dingy.""
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"He always-- He loves that one."
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"The point is that we need somebody..."
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"...who projects confidence in this position."
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"We've seen how you handle yourself."
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"You've been a great cheerleader for this company."
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