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"The stemware looks crooked. Let's get out there."
Chef
"Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you."
Chef
"- Oh, Chef. - I got the good shit."
Chef
"- You see this, Martin? - Look at that. That's a specimen."
Chef
"- Baby carrots. - MAN: I got you curry paste with..."
Chef
"- MARTIN: Copy that. Copy that. - Carl."
Chef
"Not right now, please."
Chef
"Where the fuck did you get these juicy-ass tomatoes?"
Chef
"- Riva's here. - OK, you got it? Let's get..."
Chef
"What the hell's Riva doing here?"
Chef
"I don't know. He was on his way back here."
Chef
"I got him espresso, bought you five minutes of time."
Chef
"You should meet him out on the floor."
Chef
"Stall him for five minutes. Let me get the staff going. Please."
Chef
"OK. Fine. Expect him to come back here."
Chef
"CARL: Yeah, thank you."
Chef
"How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here?"
Chef
"- You gotta have a plan. - You want me to pickle these?"
Chef
"Yeah, pickle these. I want you to pickle..."
Chef
"- ls Carl in there? - Yeah."
Chef
"- Hey, Carl! - (OTHERS TALK SIMULTANEOUSLY)"
Chef
"Carl."
Chef
"Are you, uh... are you planning on altering the menu?"
Chef
"Yeah, I can't do this right now. Please, just..."
Chef
"- You know a lot is on the line today. - I know."
Chef
"That's why the menu has to be perfect."
Chef
"- But I can help you plan it. - I can't do this right now."
Chef
"Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu."
Chef
"I've done this before. I can help guide you."
Chef
"I don't need guidance right now. I need space."
Chef
"OK?"
Chef
"Thank you."
Chef
"Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys?"
Chef
"Huh?"
Chef
"I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl?"
Chef
"OK, everybody, tomen cinco. Take five."
Chef
"(SPEAKS SPANISH)"
Chef
"- You good? "I 99" it-Go, go, go."
Chef
"Grab a coffee."
Chef
"- Let's get something straight. - Yeah."
Chef
"You don't fucking talk to my staff like that. I talk to my staff."
Chef
"That side of the pass is you, this side is me."
Chef
"That was the arrangement when you hired me."
Chef
"OK, now will you listen to me for a minute?"
Chef
"Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work."
Chef
"I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing."
Chef
"The fact is, you work for me, in my restaurant, right?"
Chef
"I've had chefs before you in this kitchen."
Chef
"- I'll have chefs after you. OK? - Alright, good talk."
Chef
"- Let me get back to work. - You know who's coming tonight."
Chef
"We're being reviewed by the most important critic in the city."
Chef
"- Yes. I'm aware. - His online blog was sold to AOL..."
Chef
"- For $10 million. - That's right."
Chef
"- You knew that? - Yes, I know."
Chef
"- OK. - He's a big deal."
Chef
"- That's why I wanna cook a good menu. - You wanna cook a good menu?"
Chef
"- I wanna cook him some good food. - Yeah. Well, then..."
Chef
"And our place is in a fucking creative rut."
Chef
"- In a rut? - In a creative rut."
Chef
"You do know we're doing better than any place in the neighbourhood?"
Chef
"I'm not talking about how much money we're making,"
Chef
"I'm talking about creatively - the food that we're serving."
Chef
"We've served the same food for five years."
Chef
"Remember what happened when you put guts on the menu?"
Chef
"Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean?"
Chef
"Yeah. When you put that artsy shit on the menu, people don't like it."
Chef
"Not one person ordered your sweetbreads."
Chef
"Please listen to me."
Chef
"I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top,"
Chef
"whatever it is, that tabletop."
Chef
"- French cooking suite. - Right."
Chef
"Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it?"
Chef
"- I appreciate it. - Do you know why?"
Chef
"Because you deserve it."
Chef
"See, you don't know that. But I know it."
Chef
"You deserve it."
Chef
"So be smart just for tonight."
Chef
"Look, if you bought Stones tickets"
Chef
"and Jagger didn't play Satisfaction', how would you feel?"
Chef
"Would you be happy?"
Chef
"- No. - No!"
Chef
"You'd burn the place to the fucking ground."
Chef
"Your menu works."
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"People love it."
Chef
"Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef."
Chef
"You know what I think?"
Chef
"I think you should play your hits."
Chef
"Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys."
Chef
"Big night tonight."
Chef
"Here's what we're doing."
Chef
"We're gonna go with the favourites."
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"Starting with the caviar egg..."
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"...scallop, French onion soup..."
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"...frisée salad..."
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"...lobster risotto..."
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"...filet."
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"And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser,"
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"chocolate lava cake."
Chef
"Talk to Molly about wine pairings."
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"Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun."
Chef
"Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun."
Chef
"Good, good."
Chef
"(AL GREEN SINGS) ♪ I'm so tired of being alone"
Chef
"♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own"
Chef
"♪ Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can?"
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"♪ People say that I've found a way"
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"♪ To make you say that you love me"
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"♪ Hey, baby, you didn't go for that"
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"♪ It's a natural fact"
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"♪ That I wanna come back"
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"♪ Show me where it's at"
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"♪ Baby, yeah"
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"♪ I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired... ♪"
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"PERCY: Dad."
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"Dad."
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"Dad! Come on. Let's go."
Chef
"- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) - (PEOPLE CHATTER)"
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"Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up."
Chef
"To the review. Here we go."
Chef
"- To you, baby, to you. - Here we go."
Chef
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