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Clips from The Monkees - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers (S01E01)

"Come on fellas. We can still make it."
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"Horace, we gotta get out of here."
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"Should be easy to get out of a locked room."
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"I've seen it in dozens of movies."
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"Great, what was in that bottle anyways."
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"How should I know?"
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"[ Explosion ]"
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"Look, look what I did?"
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"Come on."
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"[ Music ]"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station"
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"You can be here by four thirty 'Cause I made your reservation"
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"And don't be slow, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!"
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"'Cause I'm leavin' in the morning And I must see you again"
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"We'll have one more night together 'Til the morning brings my train"
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"And I must go, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!"
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"And I don't know if I'm ever coming home"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville I'll be waiting at the station"
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"We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses And a bit of conversation"
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"Oh... Oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!"
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"[ Music ]"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville Now I must hang up the phone"
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"I can't hear you in this noisy Railroad station all alone"
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"I'm feelin' low. Oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!"
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"And I don't know if I'm ever coming home"
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"[ Music ]"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station"
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"You can be here by four thirty 'Cause I made your reservation"
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"And don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!"
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"Oh, no, no, no!"
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"And I don't know if I'm ever coming home"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville"
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"Take the last train to Clarksville"
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"[ Audience applauding ]"
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"Thank you Monkees!"
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"And in a moment, the results of the contest."
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"What he means to say is we'll be right back after the commercial."
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"Having found evidence of foul play in this contest,"
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"...the judges report the offenders have been apprehended."
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"The victimized parties have been given special consideration."
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"We wish to extend our congratulations to the Monkees..."
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"...for overcoming many obstacles to remain in the contest."
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"And now, the name of the winners of the contest, no other..."
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"...Lester Crabtree and the Three Crabs."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Boy, Lester's doing alright."
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"Yeah, but I never even heard him sing."
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"He doesn't have to sing. He never gets a chance."
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"Gee, it seems all it takes in this world to be"
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"a big star is to have your clothes ripped off."
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"That's all it takes."
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"Hey fellas, fellas, wait one second before you go home."
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"Take a seat for a second. Will ya fellas?"
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"Can we go?"
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"No, it's just that we're a minute short and we've got to talk about something."
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"Another minute short?"
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"Why don't you time your shows better?"
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"The camera's on, really?"
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"Since the show's been on for a few weeks now,"
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"...have you heard from any fellas like that are out"
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"of your past that you haven't seen in a long while?"
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"Didn't even know you were on the show?"
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"Yeah, well you know a lot of people call,"
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"a lot of people who used to say you're gonna go to jail."
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"You'll die when you're 23 years old."
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"Is that a prediction that a lot of people made about you when you were a kid?"
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"- Yeah. - Why?"
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"Why did they make that prediction? Well, I was a pretty rotten kid, you know."
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"Were you a loser?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"A victim?"
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"No, just a loser. I sort of created my own hot bed, you know."
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"It's a drag. Let's not talk about that. Blah."
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"Mike, let me ask you this."
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"How about things that you're able to get now that"
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"you were never able to get before like a car or motorcycle."
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"Are you digging those things?"
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"Yeah, that's a grove. That whole scene is a whole other thing."
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"I gotta be very careful."
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"Why?"
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"Well, I'll spend myself bankrupt."
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"You know big car and all that kind of stuff, big house, big..."
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"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
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"You guys know, of course, that we've only got one minute"
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"in which to say everything that's on your minds, don't you?"
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"Collectively, if you've got something to say that is really important."
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"[ Monkee chatter ]"
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"The only thing about it man is that a minute is entirely"
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"too long for us to tell everything we've got on our minds."
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"Thanks a lot Mike. Goodnight fellas."
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"Davy: Goodnight."
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"Aren't we suppose to go on after the Four Swine?"
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"Man, I wouldn't go on anywhere after those guys."
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"They're really seedy."
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"Oh, that's only on the surface."
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"I bet somewhere underneath that seemingly hard exterior,"
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"there's four pretty decent guys."
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"Yeah!"
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"[Audience applauding]"
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"That was the Four Swine."
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"Underneath their seemingly hard exterior, there are four pretty decent guys."
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"Look who's here. Monkees! Here."
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"You're a great judge of character."
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"Now the last group in the contest, the Monkees!"
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"[Audience applauding]"
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"Yeah, you guys would be lost without a manager."
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"Now wait for my signal."
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"One, two, three."
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"[classical music playing]"
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"Hey, is that the way we rehearsed it?"
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready"
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