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Clips from The Monkees - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers (S01E01)

"We may be comin' to your town"
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"Trump's the name. Nick Trump. Congratulations."
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"- You made the finals. - You're putting us on."
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"Well, like man, you know, the judges done Beethoven."
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"Yeah! What about the Four Swine?"
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"The Four Swine? Oh yeah, they made it too."
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"Boo!"
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"Don't worry. The officials have assigned Nick Trump to get you publicity."
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"You're a shoe-in."
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"Listen, no thanks."
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"Don't you want to be famous, the idol of millions?"
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"No, we just want to be revered by a small minority."
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"A small minority?"
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"A small minority. A small minority like a tribe"
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"of African pygmies. Get it, pygmies, huh?"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Hey, what are you doing? Mixing a drink?"
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"No, I'm just washing my socks."
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"Now listen. Without publicity, no one will ever hear of you."
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"Well, you heard of us, didn't ya?"
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"Well, yeah, yeah."
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"Okay, then we don't need publicity."
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"Besides, we gotta rehearse."
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"Fellas, fellas. Part of the contest rules,"
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"...every application must submit to exploitation and publicity."
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"- Right? Monkees: - Right."
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"Beautiful baby."
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"Now, here's my plan."
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"You go to the new discotheque, huh, The Vincent Van Go-Go."
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"As soon as you get in, go to table number three in the corner."
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"Be careful that you don't bump into table number two."
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"At exactly eight o'clock,"
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"I've arranged for a group of screaming teenagers girls..."
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"...to come in there and rip off all of Davy's clothes."
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"Hey Mike, what time is it?"
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"Huh? Oh, uh, it's a three minutes to eight."
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"May I take your order now?"
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"Oh, nothing for us thanks."
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"We just came in to have our clothes ripped off."
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"Very funny."
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"Mike, how long to go?"
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"Showtime. X17. Prepare for countdown."
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"Hello control. This is X17. I'm waiting your instructions."
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"Ready."
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"10, 9, 8, 7, 6,"
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"5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
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"Micky: Blast off!"
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"[Rocket blasts and screaming girls]"
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"Today, Lester Crabtree, menswear buyer for"
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"Wiley's Department Store in Passaic, New Jersey,"
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"...had his clothes ripped off in a local Hollywood night spot."
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"Mr. Crabtree was quoted as saying, "You've got a wild little town here"."
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"Well, you were right about one thing. It got loads of publicity."
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