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Clips from The Monkees - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers (S01E01)

"Hey man, forget it. Let's go. Come on."
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"Hey, where are you two going?"
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"I'm going home to get kidnapped."
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"Well, I wanna come too."
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"Okay."
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"Come on everybody. Party at Davy's place."
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"Hi fellas."
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"Fellas: Hey Davy. Hi Davy. Hey, what's happening?"
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"- See, you got him. - Yeah, but Horace."
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"Not now, I'm busy."
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"But Horace!"
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"What's the matter! What's the matter!"
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"He wasn't alone."
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"So, alright. You had to pick up a friend. Bring her in."
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"Okay Horace."
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"[ Music ]"
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"♪ Let's dance on Oh baby, come on ♪"
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"♪ Let's dance on 'til the dawn Have fun 'til the music's all gone ♪"
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"Tie 'em all up. I better go call in Trump."
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"♪ Let's keep it up baby, 'Cause the music's still strong ♪"
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"Excuse me kids. Let me get through. I've got to make a very important call."
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"Go dance someplace else."
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"♪ Come on, baby Let me see how you work ♪"
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"Hello? Hello Trump. We had to add a couple of extra kids."
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"I'm gonna need a little more money for the job."
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"Kids, will you leave me alone? This is business!"
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"♪ Let's dance on 'til the dawn, Have fun 'til the music's all gone ♪"
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"Oh, how many extra kids? I don't know how many. A few extra."
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"♪ Girl, you look so fine ♪"
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"♪ You been doin' the Shotgun Let me see you do the Twine ♪"
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"Let's see, at 360 bucks a piece, I'd would say about 12,000 dollars."
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"♪ Now hang on, baby, I'll do the Sloopy with you ♪"
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"Yeah Trump."
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"♪ Let's dance on Oh baby, come on ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, let's dance on 'til the dawn, have fun 'til the music's all gone ♪"
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"Come on you guys! This is where it's at."
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"Oh, now wait a minute."
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"Hey, don't get so excited. They brought their own pretzels."
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"[ Music ]"
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Woah, yeah, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Ah, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"Mr. Trump, I've got the new revised figures here."
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"With thirty eight people, there's"
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"nineteen thousand four hundred and twenty dollars."
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"Now look Horace, I'm coming over."
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"- No, don't come over! - Why not?"
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"You can't get in without a reservation."
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"[ Music ]"
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"Oh, there you are young man. I brought you some nice hot tea."
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"Thank you my dear lady."
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"George, tie 'em up."
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"Trump?"
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"Now look Horace, this is very unbusinesslike."
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"I ask you to snatch a quartet and you end up with a choir."
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"[ Music ]"
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"Hey, this dance is a gas. What do ya call it?"
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"What else? The Kidnap."
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"George, we gotta get these kids outta here."
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"Yeah, I don't wanna write no forty ransom notes."
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"Hey man, I can empty this place for you in two minutes."
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"Just wait at the door, will ya?"
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"[ Music ]"
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"Come on Trump."
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"Tell your actors to put away these toy guns man. The show is over."
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"Yeah man, we gotta make it to the contest in a half hour."
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"You punks ain't going nowhere."
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"Hey, what's going on? That gun's beginning to look real."
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"It is."
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"Keep 'em here 'til eight o'clock and don't let them out of your sight."
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"I'm gonna watch my clients, the Four Swine win the contest."
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"You better keep 'em locked in because if they"
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"get out before eight o'clock sweetheart, the deal is off."
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"George, lock the boys up in the bedroom."
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"I'm gonna lock 'em up in the bedroom. Go, go."
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"It should be easy to get out of a locked room."
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"I've seen it in dozens of movies."
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"I've got it."
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"What, what, what, what, what?"
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"I can't think with this bulb hanging over my head."
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"Thank you."
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"We'll throw something out of the window to attract a passerby."
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"Great idea."
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"Yeah, well, what do we throw?"
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"We better hurry. It's 7:35."
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"Peter."
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"Come on. Well, wait a minute. He's too well. He's gotta be stiff."
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"Hmm. Peter, you're stiff."
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"Ready, one, two..."
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"Hold it, hold it. Hey, this is very thoughtless of us, you know."
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"What?"
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"He might land on somebody."
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"Straighten him up."
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"Okay Peter, hmm, you're not stiff."
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"Thanks Micky. And it's 7:37."
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"Okay, hold the end of this and we'll lower ourselves to the ground."
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"Micky, we're on the first floor."
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"Oh, can we lower ourselves to the roof?"
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"Hey, those are my sheets."
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"And it's 7:40."
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"Check on the boys. Give a listen, will ya?"
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"I've got a roll of pennies."
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"Very good, Now we're gonna bribe our way out."
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"No, no, hold in my fist like brass knuckles. Give me a fist of iron."
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"Smash through the door man. I'd be more powerful than a locomotive."
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"Hey, hey Micky, will you please be careful?"
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"Don't worry. I'll be careful."
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"A penny for your thoughts. Oh."
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"[ Knock on door ]"
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"What's going on in here?"
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"Stand back, both of you. This is nitroglycerin."
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"One false move and I'll blow us all to kingdom come."
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"I'm gonna count to ten."
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"One, two, three, four, five,"
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"I think they're bluffing."
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"- ...six - What if he ain't?"
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"Boy, are we in trouble."
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"Go, go! Get 'em in the room. Knock 'em out."
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"It's five minutes to eight."
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