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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to Court! (S01E01)

"But he's gonna live forever!"
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"Why are there curtains in here?"
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"We're 20 feet underground."
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"Ay caramba."
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"We all caramba, Donna Maria."
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"But how are we gonna open this thing?"
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"June..."
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"6..."
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"06."
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"Gonna be famous"
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"Gonna be on TV"
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"Gonna be famous"
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"Soaring on the wings of my dreams"
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"Red leather yellow..."
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"Don't say my name!"
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"And don't show my face!"
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"I want to start over."
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"I'm gonna be rich and burn off my skin tags"
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"Carol, why?"
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"Got a date with eternity"
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"Gonna be famous and burn off my skin tags"
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"Don't say my name."
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"And don't show my face!"
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"Good night, everybody!"
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"We're almost there."
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"We just passed the water park on the outskirts of town."
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"Two more water parks, and we're in Durnsville."
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"Thanks for coming with me, Titus."
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"I owe you one."
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"Look, I know you don't want to be here,"
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"but you're the only one who can stop the Reverend."
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"That man could sell snow to an Eskimo,"
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"or a Pontiac Aztec to... someone."
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"I'm gonna make waffles out of him."
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"That's a thing people say in Durnsville."
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"Well, West Durnsville."
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"It's really bad."
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"You folks having a smooth ride back here?"
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"Aren't you the bus driver?"
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"You can't be back here."
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"We're on a highway!"
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"You wouldn't be saying that"
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"if I was an airplane pilot,"
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"like my brother Allen."
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"[horns honking]"
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"He's so great 'cause he went to high school"
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"and only has one DUI."
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"You have to drive the bus!"
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"The Durnsville turn's coming up!"
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"[Bankston] ♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"[speaking] That's gonna be, uh..."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪"
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"I am so glad you're here, Kimmy."
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"Me, too."
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"I can't wait to send the Reverend down the river."
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"Oh, we paved the river."
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"You're standing on it."
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"And I'm sorry you always have to clean up my messes,"
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"but it's what you do."
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"I mean, if you hadn't talked me down from my bunker madness,"
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"I'd still think I was Hulk Hogan."
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"Kimmy, do something."
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"Hulkster?"
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"It's me, Macho Man Randy Savage."
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"Ooh, yeah, brother!"
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"I wish we'd all been as strong as you down there."
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"But that's why we need you this one last time."
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"Well, as we say in New York,"
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"Look at the marbling on that corned beef!"
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"[laughs lightly]"
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"Also, I moved my bachelorette party up to tonight"
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"'cause I want you to be there..."
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"maid of honor."
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"I'd be maid-of-honored!"
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"So, Kimmy... want to check out"
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"some of the old sights?"
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"Take a trip down memory lane?"
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"No, Memory Lane is where I got kidnapped."
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"Oh."
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"How about the bunker, then?"
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"What?"
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"Randy, just take us to the courthouse."
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"Okay, well, if you change your mind,"
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"just let me know."
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"I can let you in,"
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"'cause even though I'm technically suspended,"
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"I've still got my old police key ring."
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"Doon germit, where in the heck's my keys?"
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"Nope."
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"Ah, must have left them in the car."
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"Kimmy Schmidt, Carla Tuesday, WDUR."
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"I think of you as the Paul McCartney"
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"of the Mole Women."
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"- Why is that? - Isn't there a back door?"
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"Well, there used to be,"
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"but all the prisoners kept escaping through it,"
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"so we got rid of it."
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"But without a door there,"
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"they escaped even quicker."
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"Long story short,"
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"we dug a big pit out there."
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"Follow me."
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"I'll keep the crowd away like a Greenpeace volunteer."
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"Do you have a minute to talk about the environment?"
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"Do you have a moment to talk about the environment?"
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"Infidel!"
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"Why are you dressed like that?"
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"And who are these women?"
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