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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Sex and Violence (S01E01)

"Hmm!"
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"And now for something completely different--"
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"A man with three buttocks."
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"Good evening."
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"I have with me mr. arthur frampton"
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"Who has..."
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"Mr. frampton, I understand that you, as it were"
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"Have..."
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"Well, let me put it another way."
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"I believe, mr. frampton"
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"That whereas most people have two..."
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"Two..."
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"You... you."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Ah, yes... yes, I see."
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"Um... are you quite comfortable?"
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"Yes, fine, thank you."
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"Um... mr. frampton..."
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"Vis-a-vis your rump."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Your rump."
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"What?"
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"Your... posterior."
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"Derriere."
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"Sit-upon."
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"What's that?"
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"Buttocks."
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"Oh, me bum!"
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"Shh."
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"Well, mr. frampton, I understand, mr. frampton"
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"You have a 50% bonus"
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"In the region of what you said."
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"I've got three cheeks."
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"Yes, yes, splendid, splendid."
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"Well, we were wondering, mr. frampton"
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"If you could see your way clear..."
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"Here, what's that camera doing?"
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"Nothing, nothing, nothing at all, mister."
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"We were wondering if you could see your way clear"
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"To giving us a quick..."
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"A quick visual..."
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"Mr. frampton, will you take your trousers down?"
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"What? get off!"
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"I'm not taking me trousers off on television."
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"Please take them down."
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"No."
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"Just a little bit."
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"No."
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"Now..."
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"Now, look here, mr. frampton"
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"It's perfectly easy for somebody"
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"Just to come along here to the bbc"
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"Simply claiming that they have"
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"A bit to spare in the botty department."
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"The point is, mr. frampton, our viewers need proof."
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"I've been on persian radio."
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"Get off!"
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"Arthur figgis knows I've got three buttocks."
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"How?"
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"We go cycling together."
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"'strewth!"
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"And now for something completely different--"
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"A man with three buttocks."
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"Good evening."
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"I have with me mr. arthur frampton who..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Mr. frampton, I understand that you, as it were"
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"Have..."
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"Well, let me put it another way."
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"I believe, mr. frampton, that whereas most people..."
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"Didn't we do this just now?"
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"Why, yes."
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"Well, why didn't you say so?"
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"I thought it was a continental version."
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"And now for something completely the same--"
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"A man with three buttocks."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, did we?"
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"And now for something completely different--"
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"A man with three noses."
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"He's not here yet!"
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"Two noses?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, wasn't she just great, eh?"
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"Wasn't she just great?"
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"And she can run as fast as she can sing."
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"And I'm telling you because I know."
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"No, only kidding."
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"Seriously now, ladies and gentlemen"
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"We have for you one of the most unique acts in the world today."
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"He's... well, I'll say no more"
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"And just let you see for yourselves."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, my very great privilege to introduce"
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"Arthur ewing and his musical mice!"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have in this box"
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"23 white mice--"
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"Mice which have been painstakingly trained"
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"Over the past few years to squeak at a selected pitch."
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"This is e-sharp."
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"And this one is g."
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"You get the general idea."
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"Now, these mice are so arranged upon this rack"
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"That when played in the correct order"
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"They will squeak the bells of st. mary."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, on the mouse organ"
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"the bells of st. mary."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"Oh, stop him!"
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"Stop him!"
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"For god's sake, stop him!"
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"Next."
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"Are you the marriage guidance counselor?"
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"Yes-- good morning."
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"Morning, sir."
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"And good morning to you, madam."
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"Name?"
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"Mr. and mrs. arthur pewtey... pewtey."
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"And what is the name of your ravishing wife?"
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"Wait!"
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"Don't tell me."
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