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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Sex and Violence (S01E01)

"It's something to do with moonlight."
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"It goes with her eyes."
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"It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding"
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"Deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened"
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"Like a tiny white rabbit."
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"It's deirdre."
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"Deirdre... what a beautiful name."
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"What a beautiful, beautiful name."
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"And what seems to be the trouble"
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"With your marriage, mr. pewtey?"
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"Well, it all started about five years ago."
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"We started going on holiday to brighton together."
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"Deirdre, that's my wife, has always been"
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"A very good companion to me."
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"I never particularly anticipated any marital strife."
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"Indeed, the very idea"
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"Of consulting a professional marital advisor"
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"Has always been of the greatest repugnance to me."
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"Although, far be it from me"
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"To impugn the nature of your trade or profession."
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"Do go on."
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"Well, as I say, we've always been good friends"
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"Sharing the interests, the gardening and so on"
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"The model airplanes"
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"The sixpenny bottle for the holiday money"
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"And, indeed, twice in the month"
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"Setting down in the evening to do the accounts"
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"Something which deirdre... deirdre, that's my wife"
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"Particularly looked forward to on account of her feet."
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"I should probably have said at the outset"
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"That I'm noted for having something of a sense of humor"
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"Although I've kept myself"
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"Pretty much to myself over the last two years"
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"Notwithstanding, as it were."
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"And it's only been comparatively recently"
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"That I've begun to realize..."
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"Well, perhaps realize is not the correct word."
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"Imagine... imagine"
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"That I was not the only thing in her life."
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"You suspected your wife?"
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"Well, yes... yes."
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"At first, frankly, yes."
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"Her behavior did seem at the time to me"
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"Who was, after all, there to see"
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"To be a little odd."
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"Odd?"
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"Yes, well, I mean, to a certain extent, yes."
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"I'm not by nature a suspicious person--"
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"Far from it."
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"I have something of a reputation"
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"As an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning."
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"Yes, I certainly do."
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"Anyway, in the area where I'm known"
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"People, in fact, know me extremely well."
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"Right."
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"Will you hold this?"
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"Thank you."
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"Yes-- anyway, as I said"
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"I must learn to face up to the facts"
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"Stop beating about the bush"
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"Or I'd never look myself"
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"In the bathroom mirror again."
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"Anyway, so..."
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"Would you mind running along for ten minutes?"
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"No, no."
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"Make it half an hour."
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"Yes, I'll wait outside, shall i?"
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"Yes, well, that's perhaps the best thing, yes."
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"Certainly put my mind at rest on..."
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"On one or two... points there."
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"Now, wait there, stranger."
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"A man can run and run for year after year."
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"Till he realizes"
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"That what he's running from is hisself."
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"Gosh!"
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"Now, a man's got to do"
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"What a man's got to do"
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"And there ain't no sense in running."
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"Now, you got to turn and you got to fight"
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"And you got to hold your head up high."
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"Yes!"
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"Now, you go back in there, my son"
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"And be a man."
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"Walk tall."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, I will!"
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"I will!"
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"I've been pushed around long enough."
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"This is it."
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"This is your moment, arthur pewtey."
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"This is it, arthur pewtey."
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"At last..."
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"You're a man!"
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"All right, deirdre, come out of there!"
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"Go away!"
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"Right, right."
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"These historic pictures of queen victoria"
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"Taken in 1880 at osborne"
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"Show the queen with gladstone."
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"This unique film provides a rare glimpse"
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"Into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth."
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"The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders"
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"Is spoken by alfred lord tennyson, the poet laureate."
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"Well, hello, it's the wacky queen again..."
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"And who's the other fella?"
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"It's willy gladstone"
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"And when these two way-out wacky characters get together"
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"There's fun aplenty."
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"And, uh-oh, there's a hose pipe."
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"This means trouble for somebody."
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"Uh-oh, charlie gardener's fallen for that old trick."
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"Queenie's put him in a heap of trouble."
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"Uh-oh, that's one in the eye for willy."
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"here, you have a go."
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"well, doggone it, where's that water?"
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"Uh-oh, there it is, all over his face."
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"Well, hello, what's britain's wacky queen up to now?"
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"Well, she's certainly not sitting on the fence... she's painting it."
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"Surely nothing can go wrong here."
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"Uh-oh, here's the p.m., coming back for more."
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