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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Sex and Violence (S01E01)

It's...

"It's..."

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Good afternoon.

"Good afternoon."

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Afternoon.

"Afternoon."

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Ah... lovely day, isn't it?

"Ah... lovely day, isn't it?"

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Ar... 'tis that.

"Ar... 'tis that."

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Are you here on holiday or...?

"Are you here on holiday or...?"

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No, no, I live here.

"No, no, I live here."

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Oh, jolly good.

"Oh, jolly good."

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I say, those are sheep, aren't they?

"I say, those are sheep, aren't they?"

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Ar.

"Ar."

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Yes, yes, of course, I thought so.

"Yes, yes, of course, I thought so."

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Only... why are they up in the trees?

"Only... why are they up in the trees?"

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A fair question

"A fair question"

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And one that in recent weeks Has been much on my mind.

"And one that in recent weeks Has been much on my mind."

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It is my considered opinion That they're nesting.

"It is my considered opinion That they're nesting."

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Nesting?

"Nesting?"

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Like birds?

"Like birds?"

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Ar... exactly.

"Ar... exactly."

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Birds is the key to the whole problem.

"Birds is the key to the whole problem."

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It's my belief that these sheep are laboring

"It's my belief that these sheep are laboring"

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Under the misapprehension that they're birds.

"Under the misapprehension that they're birds."

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Observe their behavior.

"Observe their behavior."

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Take for a start the sheep's tendency

"Take for a start the sheep's tendency"

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To hop about the field on their back legs.

"To hop about the field on their back legs."

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Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree.

"Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree."

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Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.

"Notice they do not so much fly as plummet."

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Observe, for example, that ewe in that oak tree.

"Observe, for example, that ewe in that oak tree."

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She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.

"She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly."

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Talk about the blind leading the blind.

"Talk about the blind leading the blind."

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But why do they think they're birds?

"But why do they think they're birds?"

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Another fair question.

"Another fair question."

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One thing is for sure:

"One thing is for sure:"

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A sheep is not a creature of the air.

"A sheep is not a creature of the air."

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It has enormous difficulty In the comparatively simple act of perching.

"It has enormous difficulty In the comparatively simple act of perching."

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As you see.

"As you see."

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As for flight, its body is totally unadapted To the problems of aviation.

"As for flight, its body is totally unadapted To the problems of aviation."

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Trouble is, sheep are very dim.

"Trouble is, sheep are very dim."

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And once they get an idea into their heads

"And once they get an idea into their heads"

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There's no shifting it.

"There's no shifting it."

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But where do they get the idea from? From harold.

"But where do they get the idea from? From harold."

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He's that sheep over there under the elm.

"He's that sheep over there under the elm."

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He's that most dangerous of animals--

"He's that most dangerous of animals--"

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A clever sheep.

"A clever sheep."

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He's the ringleader.

"He's the ringleader."

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He's realized the sheep's life consists

"He's realized the sheep's life consists"

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Of standing around for a few months And then being eaten.

"Of standing around for a few months And then being eaten."

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And that's a depressing prospect

"And that's a depressing prospect"

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For an ambitious sheep.

"For an ambitious sheep."

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He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

"He's patently hit on the idea of escape."

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But why don't you just get rid of harold?

"But why don't you just get rid of harold?"

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Because of the enormous commercial possibilities Should he succeed.

"Because of the enormous commercial possibilities Should he succeed."

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and what exactlyare the commercial possibilities of a vine a viation?

"and what exactlyare the commercial possibilities of a vine a viation?"

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bonsoir.

"bonsoir."

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ici nous avons

"ici nous avons"

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les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-francais

"les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-francais"

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ce n'est pas...

"ce n'est pas..."

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maintenant...

"maintenant..."

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nous avons, dans la tete, le cabine.

"nous avons, dans la tete, le cabine."

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tres bon.

"tres bon."

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ici, ou se trouve

"ici, ou se trouve"

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le petit capitaine anglais, un monsieur trubshawe.

"le petit capitaine anglais, un monsieur trubshawe."

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Vive brian, wherever you are.

"Vive brian, wherever you are."

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d'accord, d'accord.

"d'accord, d'accord."

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maintenant, je vous presente mon collegue

"maintenant, je vous presente mon collegue"

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le pouf celebre, jean-brian jatapathique.

"le pouf celebre, jean-brian jatapathique."

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maintenant, le mouton...

"maintenant, le mouton..."

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Le landing...

"Le landing..."

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Les wheels, bon.

"Les wheels, bon."

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bon.

"bon."

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Les wheels, ici.

"Les wheels, ici."

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c'est formidable, n'est-ce pas?

"c'est formidable, n'est-ce pas?"

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est bon, ooh, ah.

"est bon, ooh, ah."

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de la machine...

"de la machine..."

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de la a vion...

"de la a vion..."

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de la baa, baa, baa.

"de la baa, baa, baa."

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, baa.

"Ooh, ooh, ooh, baa."

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de la derriere du mouton...

"de la derriere du mouton..."

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Chug, chug, chug.

"Chug, chug, chug."

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ah, merci beaucoup.

"ah, merci beaucoup."

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suivez la piste.

"suivez la piste."

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tais-toi.

"tais-toi."

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pardon.

"pardon."

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pas de tout.

"pas de tout."

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mais...

"mais..."

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ou sont les bagages?

"ou sont les bagages?"

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ou sont les bagages?

"ou sont les bagages?"

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ou... les voyageurs?

"ou... les voyageurs?"

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les voyageurs.

"les voyageurs."

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Gaspard?

"Gaspard?"

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merci.

"merci."

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les voyageurs.

"les voyageurs."

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les bagages.

"les bagages."

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ils sont... ici!

"ils sont... ici!"

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premiere classe, deuxieme classe...

"premiere classe, deuxieme classe..."

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et maintenant...

"et maintenant..."

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Baa, baa, baa.

"Baa, baa, baa."

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Maa, maa, maa.

"Maa, maa, maa."

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comme ca...

"comme ca..."

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demonstration fantastique.

"demonstration fantastique."

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sur trois... un, deux trois.

"sur trois... un, deux trois."

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maa, maa, maa, maa, maa, maa...

"maa, maa, maa, maa, maa, maa..."

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We get a lot of french people around here.

"We get a lot of french people around here."

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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All over, yes.

"All over, yes."

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And how do you get on

"And how do you get on"

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With these french people?

"With these french people?"

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Oh, very well.

"Oh, very well."

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So do i.

"So do i."

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Me, too.

"Me, too."

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So does mrs. ames.

"So does mrs. ames."

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Yes, yes.

"Yes, yes."

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Yes, I like them.

"Yes, I like them."

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I mean, they think well, don't they?

"I mean, they think well, don't they?"

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I mean, be fair... pascal.

"I mean, be fair... pascal."

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Mm, blaise pascal.

"Mm, blaise pascal."

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Jean-paul sartre.

"Jean-paul sartre."

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Yes, voltaire.

"Yes, voltaire."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Rene descartes.

"Rene descartes."

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Hmm... hmm.

"Hmm... hmm."

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