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Clips from The Great North - Slide & Wet-judice Adventure (S02E02)

"because we ran out of cheese."
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"Fun nicknames. Like "big guy.""
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"Love "champ." But-- wait."
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"You're also out of cheese?"
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"Yeah, but don't worry."
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"I think they just got some more cheese"
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"back at the south side snack bar, boss."
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"Okay, thank you, Santa Claus."
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"Sorry, I'm not as good as you at nicknames."
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"Oh, hell no."
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"I'm okay."
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"I actually love thi--"
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"What a wonderful... time I'm having."
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"The hell with this."
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"What are you doing? Are you nuts?"
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"Are you nuts?"
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"I'll be in ninth grade by the time"
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"I get to the front of this line."
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"But everyone's peeing in the water out of fear."
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"Which only makes it faster."
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"- Hey, how was the wave pool? - Bad. It was bad."
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"Somebody either kicked me or bit me in the head."
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"And when I got out, I had a swim diaper on my foot."
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"Wait, are those the nachos?"
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"Why are they dry, Ham?"
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"Oh, man, why are they dry?!"
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"Well, about that..."
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"Why not just plop a large cup of sand in front of me,"
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"- you nasty freak! - This place sucks."
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"Maybe Wolf was right about that curse."
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"Oh, Wolf was definitely right."
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"They should call this place Splashed Cursed-vasse."
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"And I know that's not good wordplay. I know it."
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"Uh, are you just eating dry tortilla chips?"
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"They're out of nacho cheese."
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"Apparently they might have some at the south side snack bar."
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"Oh, goo-- I want to burn this place to the ground so bad,"
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"but it would just be logistically very hard"
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"to set a water park on fire."
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"So now we have to carry these dry chips"
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"across the entire water park"
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"without getting them wet again?"
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""Again"?"
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"You should've come to me in the first place."
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"This is obviously a job best suited"
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"for my particular skill set."
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"Your particular skill set?"
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"Judy, please, just let me work."
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"Aah, it's happening! Beep, beep!"
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"I'm pulling off for Jason Patric station."
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"Bye, Beef. Stay strong."
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"Have fun."
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"And don't worry about me."
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"I'm fine. I shall resist those temptresses."
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"I've got to get to Splash Crevasse."
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"My family needs me."
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"Oh, why, oh, why won't anyone pick me up?"
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"I'm an absolute sweetie."
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"Cheese retrieved and returning to home base."
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"Out of my way! Number one nacho boy coming through!"
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"Hey. Careful. I'm loaded down with precious cargo here."
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"What's going on?"
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"The teen who guards the top of the DeathSlide"
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"making sure everyone waits the two minutes between sliders"
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"to go down has fallen asleep."
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"It's The Purge, but for going down the waterslide"
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"- as much as you want. - Yes."
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"All right, boys, it's time to fly."
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"Oh, no. It's happening."
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"A siren approaches."
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"I must dance with these mermaids."
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"Enchantresses, I have received your invitation."
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"I am RSVPing yes."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Yes, I got one! Sick."
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"Thank you so much, I was starting to worry"
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"that nobody was ever gonna stop for me."
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"I mean, I know I look a little rough around the edges,"
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"and you're probably thinking, "Check, please.""
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"But, trust me, you just won the hitchhiker lottery."
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"Hi, I'm Wolf."
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"Name's Neckbone."
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"Oh. Wow. Beautiful name."
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"- You want some of this coffee? - Oh, no thank you."
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"I had three Mountain Dew Code Reds at the beach."
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"And two regular Mountain Dews and a chocolate milk."
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"Well, what brings you to the side of the highway, Wolf?"
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"Long story short, Neckbone, I was so worried"
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"my swim trunks were gonna fall off,"
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"because of how all water parks are cursed,"
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"that I got trapped in a sewer"
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"and tried to chew my own arm off."
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"But I didn't have any arm sauce,"
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"so now I got to get to Splash Crevasse"
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"to find my family, who are not marmots."
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"- Tale as old as time. - So what do you haul?"
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"I'll give ya a clue. My legal name's Neckbone,"
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"but my road handle is Skull Digger."
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"Both beautiful. Let me guess-- you haul..."
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"uh... necklaces. No, no, no, no!"
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"Uh, Christmas-themed necklaces."
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"Heh, close. Skeletons."
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"You know those ones they have in science classes"
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"and what have you? Well, I pick 'em up"
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"when they still got all the gunk on 'em."
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"Now, when you say "gunk,""
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"do you mean flesh and human tissue?"
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"Yeah, the "gunk." I take 'em up to my buddy"
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"whose got some acid vats and we, you know,"
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"we kind of clean 'em up, you know,"
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"so the kids can learn."
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"Oh, wow. Houston,"
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"we have a ride and a great new friend."
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"So you didn't go to the water park with your family"
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"because of a curse?"
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"Well, I mean, if your swim trunks fell off"
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"every time you went to the water park,"
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"what would you call that, if not a curse?"
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"Oh, that's a curse for sure."
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"Big time. And I would know."
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