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Clips from The Great North - Slide & Wet-judice Adventure (S02E02)

"- Look up there ♪ - What do you see? ♪"
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"Nature and stuff ♪"
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"- Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"Catch some fish ♪"
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"Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"Wow ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"In the Great North. ♪"
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"How was everyone's day at school?"
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"Amazing."
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"Mr. Golovkin wore a novelty T-shirt"
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"that looked like a doctor's lab coat."
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"- Oh, that's fun. - Oh,"
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"it was clinically fun."
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"Uh, paging Dr. Golovkin."
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"We have a fatal fart attack"
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"in the Earth Sciences room."
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"- Dad, pull over. Now. - What's happening?"
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"Ham, did you get your penis caught"
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"in the seat belt clip again?"
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"Splash Crevasse."
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"A new indoor water park in our beloved Alaska"
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"through the miracle of indoor slide technology?"
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"Dad, if we don't go,"
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"I'm suing for emancipation from this family."
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"You know I have a lawyer. Olivia Objections."
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"No need to call Olivia Objections just yet."
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"A trip to a new indoor water park sounds fun."
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"I can't see why we couldn't go this weekend."
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"Nope. We can't go."
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"Beef, control your son, man."
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"I'm not trying to be a Leonardo DiCrap-On-Your-Planzio,"
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"but water parks are bad news."
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"Babe, I thought you'd be all over an indoor water park."
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"And I understand why you would think that."
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"I'm very fun-loving,"
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"I got a nominally above-average bod,"
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"and my eyes naturally have a kind of a gross glaze on them,"
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"which means I never have to wear goggles."
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"But indoor water parks get a big thumbs-down"
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"- from this clown. - Oh, Wolf."
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"- Are you still upset about... - Yes, Father."
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"I am still upset about a terrible curse"
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"that hangs over me like the gray fog of death,"
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"haunting my days and taunting my nights."
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"Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"Wait, what does the fog of death"
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"have to do with the new water park? Well,"
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"we used to have one in Lone Moose."
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"It's called Winter World now,"
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"but it used to be known as Waterworld"
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"based on the movie Waterworld until Kevin Costner"
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"filed a very devastating lawsuit against it."
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"Amazing movie, even more amazing lawsuit."
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"Basically, one summer,"
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"every time Wolf went to Waterworld,"
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"he lost his swim trunks."
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"And turned Waterworld into Wienerworld."
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"Smell you later, nerd-a-gators."
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"Oh, no!"
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"My trunks!"
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"Oh, no! My tr..."
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"Oh, n... O... B..."
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"Oh, no. My trunks."
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"Yeah, I was just a teen Wolf"
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"when I realized that water parks are cursed."
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"How is it we've never talked about how you get to say,"
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""I was a teen Wolf"? Babe, that rules."
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"I know, yeah. It fully rips."
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"Wolf, how can Splash Crevasse be cursed?"
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"It's brand-new."
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"I believe all water parks are cursed."
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"I also lost my trunks that time we stayed at the hotel"
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"with the waterslide in Ketchikan when we went looking for Mom."
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"Oh, yeah. We found her behind that Wendy's."
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"Sleeping like a baby,"
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"just absolutely covered in Baconator wrappers."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Wolf, but I'm going."
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"I saw on the news that Jason Patric"
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"was gonna be there signing autographs,"
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"and I'm gonna bring a script from Speed 2"
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"and see if he'll read a scene with me."
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"Okay, that's fine. You guys go."
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"- Me and Dad will hang out here and... - Son, you know"
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"I don't enjoy leisure,"
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"but I do very much enjoy seeing my family happy."
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"Well, fine. Then I'm gonna have fun, too."
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"But I'm not paying good American money"
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"to embarrass myself at some trunk-sucking hellhole."
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"I'm going swimming at, uh, nature's water park,"
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"Lone Moose Beach."
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"Lone Moose Beach is just a ten-square-foot patch of rocks"
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"next to the oil refinery."
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"Isn't that where they found the seal with the human nose?"
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"No. And I'm gonna have more fun"
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"at Lone Moose Beach than you could ever have"
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"at Splash Crev-sucks."
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"Well, I'd better go get ready. Big day tomorrow."
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"But actually, step one of me getting ready"
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"is gonna be to sit back down and finish my dinner,"
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"because I'm gonna be swimming so much tomorrow."
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"Hoo!"
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"Splash Crevasse, here we come."
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"Are you guys sure you don't want to eat some breakfast"
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"before we get on the road?"
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"And waste precious time"
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"that could be spent splashing and crevassing?"
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"Hello. Yes, can you connect me with my lawyer,"
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"Olivia Objections?"
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"Moon, you cannot threaten to have your imaginary lawyer"
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"sue me every time I say anything."
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"And just to revisit it,"
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"asking you to empty the dishwasher is not a felony."
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"Don't worry, Dad. They have two separate snack bars."
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"Remember? It was on the evening news."
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