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Clips from The Great North - Slide & Wet-judice Adventure (S02E02)

"I was surprised they dedicated the entire hour"
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"to covering the water park, but I have to say,"
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"it was very informative."
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"- Oh, great. Wolf's coming. - Wolf is not coming."
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"Wolf is going. To Lone Moose Beach."
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"Like he said. Which will be way more fun."
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"And where no one will see my wiener. Ow!"
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"I'm fine. It's just a pebble got in my flip-flop."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Houston, we have a beach."
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"Now, who needs Splash Crevasse"
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"when I've got nature's Splash Crev-this."
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"Selfie time."
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"Okay, I'll just crop those garbage bags out."
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"And, uh, send to family group text."
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"Nippy today."
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"But once the sun peeks out from those clouds,"
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"I'm sure it'll be nice and toasty."
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"Ooh, snack time, baby."
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"Oh, wai... Aah."
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"Got the whole day ahead of me."
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"Sick."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, what does everyone want to do first?"
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"Call me Wave Pool-ier,"
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"because I'm about to go, uh, in the wave pool."
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"I'm a lazy river lad, myself."
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"And I'm hitting the DeathSlide. I heard it's so scary"
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"that most people pee their swimsuits,"
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"which adds more liquid, which means you go even faster."
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"Wonderful. And I guess"
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"I will just sit at a picnic table."
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"I love sitting. They're gone."
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"They didn't even hear you finish saying the word "wonderful.""
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"- Wonderful. - Look, Beef. They have"
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"a mermaid show. Want to check that out later?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Like any sailor, I know the dangers"
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"of being lured in by the siren's song."
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"Why don't I just go with you"
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"to meet this, uh... celebrity fisherman?"
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"Jason Patric is an actor."
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"That is fine."
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"Maybe Dad was right"
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"and we should have had breakfast."
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"- I'm really hungry. - Ugh, same."
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"My mind says "lazy river,""
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"but my tummy says "food me-giver.""
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"Not me. I've been sentenced to the DeathSlide,"
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"and my last meal is speed."
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"So, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Mm, that we turn into miserable monsters"
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"when we're hungry, so we should get nachos,"
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"but that it doesn't make sense for both of us to go,"
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"so we should play Bread, Cheese, Toothpick"
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"- to see who goes to get the food? - Exactly."
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"- Bread. Cheese. Toothpick. - Bread. Cheese. Toothpick."
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"Toothpick spears cheese."
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"- Ugh, fine. - Get a good look."
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"The next time you see me, I'll be so relaxed"
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"from my trip on the lazy river, you probably won't recognize me."
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"I'll be all like, "Ah. Yeah.""
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"Oh, it's only been seven minutes?"
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"Okay, skip this jazz. I'm going home."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"When did this town get so many friggin' pebbles?"
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"Oh, look, my favorite shortcut."
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"I used to take this bad boy home from Cheesecake's house"
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"all the time in high school."
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"Now this is a waterslide, baby!"
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"Oh. When did they add this grate?"
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"Houston, we have a dang it!"
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"No, no, no, no. This is bad."
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"You're trapped at the bottom of a drainpipe,"
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"and there's a grate blocking your way through"
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"that definitely did not used to be there."
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"Uh, maybe there's a latch somewhere?"
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"Teenage mutant ninja turds!"
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"If there is, I can't reach it."
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"Help, anybody! Even Londra."
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"Okay, Wolf, think-- WWHBD."
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"What would Honeybee do? Oh, of course!"
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"I'll climb out. Great idea, Honeybee."
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"Simple, but elegant."
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"Oh, boy."
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"That is more slippery than a watermelon"
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"wearing Aveeno. Uh, hmm."
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"Oh! Okay, well, if I just"
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"gnaw my own arm off like that one guy"
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"in that one movie where he gnaws his own arm off,"
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"I might be skinny enough to squeeze between these bars."
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"Oh, my God! This is taking forever."
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"And I don't even have any arm sauce."
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"This is worse than the time that I got stuck"
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"inside the claw machine at Duck Duck Golf."
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"And worse than the time that I got stuck"
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"in the claw machine at Tippy Toppy Taqueria."
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"Here's your large nachos."
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"But we're out of cheese."
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"What? Why would you sell me nachos"
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"if you knew you were out of cheese?"
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"Uh, because we weren't out of nachos, just out of cheese."
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"There should be some"
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"in the dispensers at the north side snack bar."
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"Uh..."
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"do you have a plastic bag or something I could put these in?"
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"I don't want them to get wet."
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"Did you say something?"
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"I said thank you for everything."
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"This is absolutely perfect."
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"Excuse me, do you know"
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"how long the wait is from here?"
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"If you have to ask, you don't have what it takes."
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"Okay, but do you know?"
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"Yeah, two hours. It says it on that sign over there."
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"Why didn't you just point to the sign?"
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"I'm just going through a lot."
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"My grandparents are getting divorced."
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"They were together for 50 years."
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"Grandma thinks she's gonna do better than Grandpa?"
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