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Clips from Disenchantment - The Goo-Bye Girl (S04E04)

"[grunts, squeaks]"
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"Sorry, impacted anal gland."
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"God, enough!"
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"We gotta save Elfo."
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"To the little door."
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"[sqeaking]"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"All right, let's get started with mathematics."
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"-[all] Ugh! -[Jerry] Math!"
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"If you throw a 137-pound witch down a well that's 40 feet deep,"
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"and her falling velocity is nine meters per second,"
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"how long will it take for the witch to drown?"
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"I don't know."
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"[laughs] Trick question! Witches don't drown, only the innocent do."
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"[all] Yay!"
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"Luci, I'll never fit."
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"Don't worry. The tunnel is covered in slime."
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"You'll schloop right through."
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"-[groans] Ew. -[squelches]"
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"-Ew. -[Luci] Buh-bye."
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"-Ew, ew, ew! -[tunnel squelching]"
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"Ew, ew, ew…"
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"[yelling]"
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"[scatting]"
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"[exclaiming]"
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"[yells]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"[groans softly]"
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"-Ew. -[Luci] Took you long enough. [chuckles]"
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"What? There were stairs?"
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"-Why didn't you tell me? -Yeesh."
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"Then I'd have to talk to you."
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"Oh, crap. I'm doing it now."
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"Yeah, everything's a big laugh for you, isn't it?"
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"-You're toxic. -Man, you're cranky."
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"Look, I know you miss your mermaid, Bean,"
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"but I got a blowfish here that might do the trick. [grunts]"
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"Pucker up."
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"Hey!"
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"You know what? Screw you and your hacky prop humor, okay?"
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"I'll go save Elfo myself."
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"[Luci grunts]"
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"Why does everyone get so mad when I put 'em through the tunnel of mucus?"
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"Say, boys, how'd you like to play a little game called Board Silly?"
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"-Well, that sounds friendly enough. -How do you play?"
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"We hit you with a board, silly!"
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"-[Derek] Ow! -[elves snickering]"
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"Ow! What's a board?"
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"You know what our problem was?"
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"We brought knuckles to a board fight."
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"You keep whimpering like that, I'll give you a good slapping myself."
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"Oh! I wish we had another friend to fight with us."
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"[Freckles moans] Did someone say they needed a friend?"
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"-[Derek and Bear Boy] Whoa! -'Cause I ain't available."
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"I didn't know these dolls were alive."
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"Have they been watching us this whole time?"
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"I wish."
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"No, they're just toys."
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"I spent my whole lonely childhood praying they would talk,"
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"and then they just sat there motionless, even when I burned 'em."
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"I'm Freckles."
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"Don't you see? Your pathetic wish brought me to life,"
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"so I could be your enchanted little dancing wooden buddy."
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"It's like one of them disturbing fairy tales"
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"with dark psychological symbolism."
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"I'm going to have nightmares tonight."
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"Oh, yes, you are."
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"With a big skillet, too. Ha!"
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"Yeow!"
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"Meh! But right now, it sounds like you could use some advice"
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"on how to deal with those mean old street bullies."
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"Wait, is this going to be a lecture on how violence is never the answer?"
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"Hell no. I'm going to teach you to fight dirty."
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"Those little alley squirts are going down."
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"[yelling nonsensically]"
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"Ow! My elbow rods."
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"I like him. He's a wild card."
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[suspenseful music playing]"
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"Oh!"
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"Hup, hup."
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"[Trøgs chanting] Hup, hup. Hup, hup. Hup, hup."
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"Place Elfo on the slab."
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"We're gathered here on this beautiful, balmy evening"
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"in Mosquito Meadows to give Elfo the ultimate test."
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"What?"
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"Now, bring on the Goo."
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"[Trøgs] Goo!"
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"For only the one true savior can use the ultimate power of the Goo"
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"to save us all."
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"We already tried it on the demon Luci."
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"It gave him wings, but beyond that… eh, not so much."
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"Now it's Elfo's turn."
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"Who knows what could happen? He could turn into a Trøg like Leavo."
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"It is not the character arc I had hoped for."
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"Or he could be the one true savior."
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"And who better to perform this test than a fellow savior, Bean."
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"-[Bean] Me? -[Trøg] Come on out, Bean."
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"It's not like we didn't see your big, honking head there."
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"Look, whatever is going on here, you are not Trøgifying Elfo."
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"That's right, Tiabeanie. You are."
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"-Now, get to it. -And if I won't?"
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"[grunting]"
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"You both die, sassy."
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"That's what saviors do anyway, right?"
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"Okay, okay. Chill. I'll do it."
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"-[Trøgs cheer] -[Elfo groans, muffled]"
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"You know what? Let me just make sure his clamps are nice and tight."
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"Elfo, what are you doing? You look ridiculous."
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"I'll stall 'em as long as I can."
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"You squirm your way out of there, okay?"
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"-I can't. -You're squirming right now."
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"That's 'cause there's ants on the slab."
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"Here we go with the ants again."
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"If you didn't eat cookies in bed, you wouldn't have the ants."
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"Do you think they followed me here?"
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"I do have crumbs in my pockets."
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"Ugh! You and your ants."
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"Come on, Bean. Pour the Goo and watch the magic."
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"Magic… That's the whole problem with this Kingdom."
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