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Clips from Disenchantment - The Goo-Bye Girl (S04E04)

"[opening theme music playing]"
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"-What? -Stop saying, "What?""
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"[gasps] What?"
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"Leavo's a Trøg!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"We're all Trøgs. Elves are Trøgs."
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"[all gasp]"
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"And Trøgs are elves."
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"-[gasping] -What about molemen?"
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"Nobody cares about molemen."
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"And there's one person… well, elf… well, Trøg…"
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"Well, whatever the hell he is, we have to thank for dedicating decades"
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"to the search that would unite us all,"
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"Dread Pirate Leavo."
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"I wasted my life."
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"Oh! How can you say that, Leavo?"
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"-What about your children? -They won't speak to me."
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"What about that fantasy novel you were writing?"
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"Eh, the elf erotica market is oversaturated."
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"What about that girlfriend you always talked about?"
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"She married Speako."
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"Boy, you did waste your life."
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"[Bean moaning]"
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"[groans softly]"
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"-[woman cackling] -[Bean groans]"
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"[panting]"
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"You're not gonna get away this time, Mom."
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"[exclaims]"
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"[grunts] Gotcha! Ow!"
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"[gasps]"
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"[panting]"
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"God damn it! Ugh!"
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"[muffled screaming]"
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"Bunty's on break."
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"Shall I send her in for you to yell at?"
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"No, you'll do."
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"I can't figure out what these dreams mean."
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"What happened to my lucky boot?"
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"Where's Mora? Where's Oona's stash?"
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"What's the point of anything?"
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"Only you can answer those questions,"
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"except for the one about Oona's stash."
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"It was mostly catnip, and Scruffles smoked all of it."
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"[giggles, exclaims]"
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"You have no idea what's going on in my head, Mop Girl."
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"I have no control."
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"Not when I'm sleeping, not when I'm awake."
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"Are you kidding me? You're the queen of Dreamland."
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"You control everything."
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"Maybe you should look beyond yourself"
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"and stop acting like a spoiled, entitled brat."
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"My crown doesn't even fit."
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"From this night forward, I hereby declare the elves and Trøgs are reunited."
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"Throw down your arms."
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"[cheering]"
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"[sighing happily]"
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"You're all welcome to stay for our prayer meeting and success seminar."
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"Success seminar?"
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"[hesitating] We just remembered we all have something else to do. Run!"
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"Where do you think you're going, bub?"
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"But there are so many secrets I have to blab back to Bean."
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"-I mean… -We have bigger plans for you."
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"No, no!"
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"[screaming] No! No!"
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"But why do I have to go to school?"
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"I'm almost fourteen and a half, middle-aged."
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"I left the woods for this?"
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"Because I want you two to grow up to be gentlemen."
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"And that means no fighting or shovin'."
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"-Now, get in there. -[Derek and Bear Boy exclaim]"
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"Phew! Good thing I ordered all schools to be built next to these things."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[Zøg] To daytime drinking and parental neglect!"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"-[man] Hello, boys and girls and Jerry. -[Jerry] Hello."
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"I'm your substitute teacher."
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"Where's Mrs. Gladstone?"
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"She's out dead today."
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"[all cheer, gasp]"
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"Executed her meself."
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"Her last words were, "Turn to page 52.""
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"Just kiddin'. It was, "No! Oh!""
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"On a related note, never try to start a teachers' union."
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"That's just going to be a bad idea."
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"[whistling]"
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"Hmm. Nerd bait. Schloop!"
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"Gee willikers, this place is spiffy."
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"All we have in Hell is a little hot stuff."
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"[Trøgs chant in unison] I pity the fool who drinks the Goo!"
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"I pity the fool who drinks the Goo!"
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"No, I won't drink the Goo. You can't make me."
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"I'll scream for help and won't stop screaming."
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"[screams]"
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"Fill his mouth with golf balls."
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"What?"
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"[muffled screaming]"
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"Schloop!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[Mop Girl] Your Majesty, you've gotta stay focused."
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"Don't get distracted by the stupid crap that happens when you least expect it."
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"Bean, Bean! Elfo can fit seven golf balls in his mouth."
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"[laughs] Oh, man. What an idiot."
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"The Trøgs got him all tied up, hand and foot, and even blindfolded."
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"My hunch is they're gonna skin him alive and roast him. Woo!"
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"That's horrible."
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"Damn, Luci, you don't care about anyone."
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"Aw, Bean, that hurts my feelings."
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"Let me show you how much I care."
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"[scatting]"
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"Hello, baby. [cheers]"
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"[blows raspberry]"
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"[vocalizing nonsensically]"
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"[imitates plane landing, exclaims]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Wait, stop! [grunts]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[vocalizes, giggles]"
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