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Clips from Disenchantment - The Goo-Bye Girl (S04E04)

"What has magic given us?"
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"Curses, lies, evil puppets."
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"But Stience has given us buzzbrighters and ass chariots and handguns."
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"Stience makes you smarter, and magic makes you crazy."
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"So please, I beg you."
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"Resist temptation."
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"Give up the Goo. Who's with me?"
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"[crickets chirping]"
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"The crickets have spoken. Now, give him the Goo."
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"[Trøgs grunt]"
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"[gagging]"
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"[Luci] And snatch. [vocalizing]"
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"[Elfo] Careful, Bean."
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"Luci, you're the best… and the worst!"
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"[cheers]"
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"Fling!"
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"[Trøgs gasp]"
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"[Elfo exclaims]"
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"[Trøgs in unison] Moon!"
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"[Luci grunting] God, you two are fat."
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"We're gonna make it."
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"What did I tell you about positive thinking?"
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"[all yelling]"
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"[gurgling, coughing]"
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"Quick, grab that rope!"
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"-[grunts] -[Elfo] Well, ya missed it, stupid."
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"[all scream]"
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"Ow."
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"[chokes]"
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"This is too much."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"Thanks, Luci. You really came through today."
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"Just this once. Next time, Elfo dies."
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"Deal. Hmph."
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"You just sold me Elfo's soul."
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"Deal. What?"
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"[snickering]"
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"Hey, look, they're back for more."
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"And they brought their dummy with them."
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"I ain't no dummy. I'm an action figure."
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"And we figure you're due for some action."
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"-Uh-oh. -They got wordplay."
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"Sticks and stones may break our bones, but pipes will cause real damage."
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"-[crunches] -[exclaims]"
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"[both grunting]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"Damn! No wonder they call you Derek the Jerk Slayer."
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"-But they don't. -They will now."
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"Let's scram. Somebody carry me."
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"I don't think we're going for ice cream later."
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"Oh, man, oh, man. I killed an elf."
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"What am I going to do?"
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"Well, first of all, stop wavin' the lead pipe around."
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"You're gettin' blood on everybody."
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"Ow."
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"[sighs] Derek, you only got one option, clear out of town."
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"If I was you, I'd change my name."
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"Change my personality, too. Yeesh."
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"You're right."
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"To protect society, I must go."
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"Destined to wander alone, town to town, solving people's problems,"
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"inadvertently making them worse."
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"[thudding]"
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"No, Bear Boy. There's no reason for you to go, too."
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"Sure, there is."
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"You may be only my half-brother,"
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"but I kind of like hanging out with that half."
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"[bees buzzing]"
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"[grumbles]"
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"I'd better come, too, 'cause you two dimwits is hopeless."
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"Hey, Freckles. Derek's my guy, yeah?"
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"So, whatever angle you're working here, I expect a sizable cut."
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"We sure showed them."
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"You guys go steal a fancy getaway carriage"
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"while I make sure those palookas don't give us no more trouble."
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"Eh, thanks for playing along with my sick little games, fellas."
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"Mmm."
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"It was worth the brain damage."
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"[laughing]"
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"You boys ever play a game called Pipe Down?"
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"-I haven't. -Me neither."
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"How do you play?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Whoa!"
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"They think telling me I might be the one true savior is going to tempt me?"
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"Well, they don't know me very well."
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"[sniffs]"
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"Hmm."
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"[exclaims, gags]"
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"Bleh."
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"[Trøgs] Goo!"
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"[panting]"
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"[suspenseful music playing]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"I've got you now, Mom."
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"[screams, gasps]"
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"What the hell!"
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"Crazy, right?"
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"[closing theme music playing]"
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