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Clips from Scrubs - My Mentor (S01E01)

Are you sure? That's how it first hit me.

"Are you sure? That's how it first hit me."

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You're on a slippery slope.

"You're on a slippery slope."

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I had to scare him but I sensed he'd heard it before.

"I had to scare him but I sensed he'd heard it before."

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Part of being a doctor is your ability to improvise.

"Part of being a doctor is your ability to improvise."

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Right now, the one thing I want you to think about...

"Right now, the one thing I want you to think about..."

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How would you like to sound like this?

"How would you like to sound like this?"

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Let me see.

"Let me see."

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- This is so cool. - No, it's not.

"- This is so cool. - No, it's not."

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- Biddy, biddy, biddy. - It's not a toy.

"- Biddy, biddy, biddy. - It's not a toy."

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Would you like to play a game?

"Would you like to play a game?"

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Sometimes, if all you have is old words,

"Sometimes, if all you have is old words,"

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all you can do is hope they say something new.

"all you can do is hope they say something new."

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Look, man. You're a great patient.

"Look, man. You're a great patient."

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I like you enough to hope I never see you again.

"I like you enough to hope I never see you again."

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But if you keep smoking, you'll be back here.

"But if you keep smoking, you'll be back here."

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I bet my own life on that.

"I bet my own life on that."

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Dr Reid to Room 402, then down to 201, then back up to Room 403.

"Dr Reid to Room 402, then down to 201, then back up to Room 403."

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I'm nervous, man.

"I'm nervous, man."

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I'm your wing man. I will not leave your side.

"I'm your wing man. I will not leave your side."

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- Hey, baby. - Keep moving, frat boy.

"- Hey, baby. - Keep moving, frat boy."

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- Come on. Out with it. - Don't rush me.

"- Come on. Out with it. - Don't rush me."

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I mean...

"I mean..."

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You shouldn't be impatient with the opportunity of a lifetime.

"You shouldn't be impatient with the opportunity of a lifetime."

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I'm gonna sit down because you're so sexy? My knees are weak.

"I'm gonna sit down because you're so sexy? My knees are weak."

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Really?

"Really?"

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Dr Cox? I know I'm being annoying,

"Dr Cox? I know I'm being annoying,"

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but I'm getting used to talking to patients.

"but I'm getting used to talking to patients."

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This is why I became a doctor, right?

"This is why I became a doctor, right?"

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I heard, ''I know I'm being annoying'' and then white noise.

"I heard, ''I know I'm being annoying'' and then white noise."

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Will, I got him to quit smoking.

"Will, I got him to quit smoking."

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For ever? No last one? The last ones are better than sex.

"For ever? No last one? The last ones are better than sex."

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Trust me, I've had 1,000 of them.

"Trust me, I've had 1,000 of them."

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Done forever, he swore to me. I reached him. I reached him.

"Done forever, he swore to me. I reached him. I reached him."

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You're having a big day, there, Susan.

"You're having a big day, there, Susan."

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Private party.

"Private party."

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Gotta get right back on the horse.

"Gotta get right back on the horse."

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- Dr Cox, about Will. - Not now!

"- Dr Cox, about Will. - Not now!"

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I've a 10-minute break and my soap is on.

"I've a 10-minute break and my soap is on."

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Hey, Skeech, if you go ahead and change the channels,

"Hey, Skeech, if you go ahead and change the channels,"

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I swear I'll suture your hands together.

"I swear I'll suture your hands together."

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- Right. So with Will... - This woman is just fantastic.

"- Right. So with Will... - This woman is just fantastic."

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The breasts are probably fake but by God, those tears are real.

"The breasts are probably fake but by God, those tears are real."

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Time for a bold move.

"Time for a bold move."

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How are we gonna fix this Will thing?

"How are we gonna fix this Will thing?"

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Do you know what you've just done?

"Do you know what you've just done?"

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You just lost all lapdog privileges.

"You just lost all lapdog privileges."

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- Excuse me? - No more walkies, no more treats,

"- Excuse me? - No more walkies, no more treats,"

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no more following me around.

"no more following me around."

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- I'm not your lapdog. - You back there.

"- I'm not your lapdog. - You back there."

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What do we do with lapdogs who can't behave in the house?

"What do we do with lapdogs who can't behave in the house?"

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Make them stay outside?

"Make them stay outside?"

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You have five seconds to get out of this room,

"You have five seconds to get out of this room,"

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or I'm gonna start whacking you on the nose with this.

"or I'm gonna start whacking you on the nose with this."

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Don't laugh, this isn't a joke. Get out.

"Don't laugh, this isn't a joke. Get out."

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- But I was thinking... - Go!

"- But I was thinking... - Go!"

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What do you want to watch?

"What do you want to watch?"

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- Days of our Lives? - Attaboy.

"- Days of our Lives? - Attaboy."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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He smells the food.

"He smells the food."

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Move your butt.

"Move your butt."

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Peace offering?

"Peace offering?"

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I know I don't always make the best first impression.

"I know I don't always make the best first impression."

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Or second, for that matter.

"Or second, for that matter."

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I'd like us to be friends. I thought I could get to know you a bit better.

"I'd like us to be friends. I thought I could get to know you a bit better."

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See what you're about.

"See what you're about."

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For instance, when did you meet Morgan Freeman?

"For instance, when did you meet Morgan Freeman?"

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That's my mom.

"That's my mom."

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I like her freckles.

"I like her freckles."

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Rowdy, no!

"Rowdy, no!"

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I can't figure out why Dr Cox tore me a new one today.

"I can't figure out why Dr Cox tore me a new one today."

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Enough already! He's a jerk.

"Enough already! He's a jerk."

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- He's a jerk. - He's a jerk.

"- He's a jerk. - He's a jerk."

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- He's a jerk. - You're a jerk.

"- He's a jerk. - You're a jerk."

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He's just Dr Cox. He's always like that.

"He's just Dr Cox. He's always like that."

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Who really knows him? Who does he hang out with?

"Who really knows him? Who does he hang out with?"

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- No one. - That must be lonely.

"- No one. - That must be lonely."

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''Take two Turks as needed, apply to sensitive areas...''

"''Take two Turks as needed, apply to sensitive areas...''"

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Who wrote this?

"Who wrote this?"

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Whassup?

"Whassup?"

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Come on, Carla. Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me.

"Come on, Carla. Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me."

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You're a surgeon, so you got the God complex,

"You're a surgeon, so you got the God complex,"

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the ''married to the job'' thing.

"the ''married to the job'' thing."

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You're cute, but you're very aware of it.

"You're cute, but you're very aware of it."

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You've no idea what I'm like, so your feelings for me come from down there.

"You've no idea what I'm like, so your feelings for me come from down there."

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But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing.

"But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing."

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You're nothing but a little boy who's not used to being told ''No''.

"You're nothing but a little boy who's not used to being told ''No''."

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So there's a bunch of reasons. Pick your favourite.

"So there's a bunch of reasons. Pick your favourite."

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I'd go with the God complex.

"I'd go with the God complex."

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But it's hard to choose. They're all so good.

"But it's hard to choose. They're all so good."

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A hospital is a tricky place.

"A hospital is a tricky place."

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It's very cliquey and you have to watch what you say.

"It's very cliquey and you have to watch what you say."

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It's a lot like high school.

"It's a lot like high school."

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If I didn't have somewhere else to be,

"If I didn't have somewhere else to be,"

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I would have gone and sat with her.

"I would have gone and sat with her."

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But tonight, there's somebody else I have to take care of.

"But tonight, there's somebody else I have to take care of."

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I know watching Will kill himself hurts you, too.

"I know watching Will kill himself hurts you, too."

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It's harder if you have no one to talk with.

"It's harder if you have no one to talk with."

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So I figured I'd pick up a few cold ones, right?

"So I figured I'd pick up a few cold ones, right?"

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And you and I, we'll talk it out, we'll just break the whole thing down.

"And you and I, we'll talk it out, we'll just break the whole thing down."

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Right? What do you say to that?

"Right? What do you say to that?"

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Everyone keeps ignoring me. I'm like a plague around here.

"Everyone keeps ignoring me. I'm like a plague around here."

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Don't look at me when you're talking.

"Don't look at me when you're talking."

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Dr Reid. I just wanted to say, you're out of my doghouse.

"Dr Reid. I just wanted to say, you're out of my doghouse."

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That was a great catch on that patient with meningococcus.

"That was a great catch on that patient with meningococcus."

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That actually wasn't me. Carla noticed the rash on his legs.

"That actually wasn't me. Carla noticed the rash on his legs."

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You could have been back into my good graces

"You could have been back into my good graces"

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and instead you passed the credit on to a nurse.

"and instead you passed the credit on to a nurse."

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How noble. I tell you what, I'll get the cafeteria staff to write

"How noble. I tell you what, I'll get the cafeteria staff to write"

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''Was it worth it?'' on a big cake for you.

"''Was it worth it?'' on a big cake for you."

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''...station''. This is the nurses' station.

"''...station''. This is the nurses' station."

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- Do you think I've damaged ligaments? - I don't care.

"- Do you think I've damaged ligaments? - I don't care."

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Now, can I count on you to never drop by here again?

"Now, can I count on you to never drop by here again?"

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Or shall I just move?

"Or shall I just move?"

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You can't leave a place with this much warmth.

"You can't leave a place with this much warmth."

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I especially love this shelf filled with photos of your friends and family.

"I especially love this shelf filled with photos of your friends and family."

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If he comes at you, just try and roll out the door.

"If he comes at you, just try and roll out the door."

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Actually, you have a point.

"Actually, you have a point."

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I guess watching the game by yourself with a Scotch

"I guess watching the game by yourself with a Scotch"

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isn't really the only way to watch a game.

"isn't really the only way to watch a game."

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It's just that... I've always thought of needing people as a sign of weakness.

"It's just that... I've always thought of needing people as a sign of weakness."

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