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Clips from Scrubs - My Mentor (S01E01)

"- It's not. - Well, then..."
Scrubs
"Would you stay and watch the game with me?"
Scrubs
"Maybe have a slice of pizza?"
Scrubs
"- Of course I will. - I can braid your hair."
Scrubs
"I know the couch isn't very deep, but we could move the back cushion"
Scrubs
"and spoon."
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"Hey, you guys, what do you say? Beer and chips in the back."
Scrubs
"Just ignore them."
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"Tell me the answer to this question."
Scrubs
"Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?"
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"Kelso didn't ask her, she gave you full credit."
Scrubs
"I don't care. Too little too late. Plus, I know why you're really here."
Scrubs
"So I'm gonna plop myself right here in the VIP section,"
Scrubs
"so you can give me what you got."
Scrubs
"I was gonna tell you how I busted JD's chops the other day"
Scrubs
"for wanting to be friends with a girl."
Scrubs
"And now I find it so amazing to see how strong you are,"
Scrubs
"how well you carry yourself,"
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"how I'd give anything to wake up and watch you read the paper."
Scrubs
"But instead I think you should hop off your broom,"
Scrubs
"remember what it was like when you first started here"
Scrubs
"and give Elliot a break. Because she may be a chore but she is a good person."
Scrubs
"And your ass is especially fine today."
Scrubs
"Pick me up tomorrow at seven."
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"She's not the only one who can do a speech. I can do a speech."
Scrubs
"Return that umbrella to me at the hospital. Not here. Is that clear?"
Scrubs
"And, Newbie..."
Scrubs
"- Know what your problem is? - My bones hurt?"
Scrubs
"You were gonna rescue me from loneliness with a $3 six-pack of light beer?"
Scrubs
"It turns out we can't save people from themselves."
Scrubs
"We just treat 'em. Treat that kid with a respiratory problem"
Scrubs
"and when he comes back with cancer, go ahead and treat that."
Scrubs
"Thanks for the pick-me-up."
Scrubs
"Smokers, drinkers, druggies, fatties, whatever."
Scrubs
"If you keep living and dying on whether or not a person changes, well..."
Scrubs
"You're not gonna make it as a doctor."
Scrubs
"Now come here and give me a hug. It's OK, come here."
Scrubs
"Get outta here!"
Scrubs
"Take this piss water with you. It's embarrassing."
Scrubs
"- I'll drink it! - I'll take the beer. You'll beat it."
Scrubs
"- You apologise. - No, I don't wanna."
Scrubs
"OK, come on. Just do it really fast. Like a Band-Aid."
Scrubs
"I wrote out the pharmacy renewals on all your patients."
Scrubs
"Great. You know what else would be helpful?"
Scrubs
"The one thing we never stop looking for is acceptance."
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"- Thank you, Carla. - You're welcome."
Scrubs
"Acceptance of our own shortcomings."
Scrubs
"- So when's the baby due? - What baby?"
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"Acceptance that some things are gonna be what they're gonna be."
Scrubs
"This is a strange resort. The wheelchair service is great"
Scrubs
"but that suite I rented, there was another person in it."
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"- And the bellhop gave me an enema. - Yeah, he's new here."
Scrubs
"So..."
Scrubs
"- Anything you wanna say? - You know it all, man."
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"Still, I hated Will a little"
Scrubs
"cos I looked at people who are important to me"
Scrubs
"in terms of what will probably kill them."
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"Heart disease."
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"Liver disease."
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"Somebody choking her."
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"I don't know."
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"Probably stress."
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"- Say anything else to him? - No."
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"But you wanted to."
Scrubs
"- You told me not to. - Would you be a man?"
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"Stick to your convictions or you'll never make it as a doctor."
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"I can't believe your head exploded."
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"If it does, you'll never make it as a doctor."
Scrubs
"I mean, come on. You look ridiculous."
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