Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Arrested Development - Afternoon Delight (S02E02)

"Great. Good deal."
Arrested Development
"[Bells Jingling]"
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help..."
Arrested Development
"for the party that was now hours away."
Arrested Development
"...king $6,300 suit!"
Arrested Development
"- Come on! - Hi there."
Arrested Development
"- What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob."
Arrested Development
"- Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers..."
Arrested Development
"all over these $2,600 pants."
Arrested Development
"Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants?"
Arrested Development
"Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should-"
Arrested Development
"- Shh. - Should- should- should-"
Arrested Development
"We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun."
Arrested Development
"Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today."
Arrested Development
"And please refrain from discussing or engaging..."
Arrested Development
"in any sort of interoffice- [Bleeps]"
Arrested Development
"Or-[Bleeps] Or finger-[Bleeps]"
Arrested Development
"Or- [Bleeps] fisting or- [Bleeps]"
Arrested Development
"Or even- [Bleeps] even though so many people in this office are begging for it."
Arrested Development
"And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay..."
Arrested Development
"I'll take off my pants, I'll shave-[Bleeps]"
Arrested Development
"And I'll personally- [Long Bleep]"
Arrested Development
"- Let's get this going. - What are you talking about?"
Arrested Development
"Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes?"
Arrested Development
"I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing."
Arrested Development
"Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started."
Arrested Development
"- Here we go. Let's go. - [Stereo: Disco]"
Arrested Development
"Everybody dance now."
Arrested Development
"[Over Microphone] Everybody dance now."
Arrested Development
"I think we're off to a great start."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later..."
Arrested Development
"his mother arrived anything but."
Arrested Development
"Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day..."
Arrested Development
"to cut down on the cost of the party."
Arrested Development
"- Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f-"
Arrested Development
"- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] In fact, Buster never went to the army."
Arrested Development
"- He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. - [Trilling]"
Arrested Development
"- Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster."
Arrested Development
"- [Door Closes] - [Gasps] Buster!"
Arrested Development
"Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward."
Arrested Development
"A coward? I'm not a coward."
Arrested Development
"- Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that?"
Arrested Development
"These are my awards, Mother, from army."
Arrested Development
"The seal is for marksmanship..."
Arrested Development
"and the gorilla is for sand racing."
Arrested Development
"- You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off."
Arrested Development
"Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad."
Arrested Development
"You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son."
Arrested Development
"Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me."
Arrested Development
"How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child."
Arrested Development
"Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful."
Arrested Development
"I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me."
Arrested Development
"Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me."
Arrested Development
"Thank God they've got my brands here."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution."
Arrested Development
"Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call..."
Arrested Development
"and it went through to Michael's home voice mail."
Arrested Development
"- The Blue Men! - [Phone Beeps]"
Arrested Development
"[Voice On Phone] You have 101 unheard messages. First message."
Arrested Development
"- Michael, it's your mother- - [Beep] - Michael, pick up."
Arrested Development
"- [Beep] - Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother-"
Arrested Development
"- Michael, pick up- - [Beep]"
Arrested Development
"- [Michael On Phone] Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - [Groans] Bluth Company."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party."
Arrested Development
"Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting."
Arrested Development
"Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine."
Arrested Development
"He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me."
Arrested Development
"This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year."
Arrested Development
"- [Chuckles] Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh."
Arrested Development
"Go away. You're gonna ruin it."
Arrested Development
"Aunt Lindsay, how's the party?"
Arrested Development
"It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life."
Arrested Development
"Yeah. Watch this. [Sucks Teeth]"
Arrested Development
"Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day."
Arrested Development
"- How was your party? - Oh, it was good."
Arrested Development
"They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was-"
Arrested Development
"Yeah, it was just kind of-"
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] The word George Michael was searching for was creepy."
Arrested Development
"- [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German]"
Arrested Development
"[Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune]"
Arrested Development
"Let me give you a hand with that, little fella."
Arrested Development
"[Continuing In German]"
Arrested Development
"Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing."
Arrested Development
"- Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay."
Arrested Development
"Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party."
Arrested Development
"No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer."
Arrested Development
"But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon."
Arrested Development
"- [Amplified] Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there."
Arrested Development
"Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back."
Arrested Development
"- [Narrator] And Michael sang a duet with his niece."
Arrested Development
"[Out OfTune]"
Arrested Development
"- [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me."
Arrested Development
"Neither does my dad."
Arrested Development
"[Narrator] Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered..."
Arrested Development
"what Michael and Maeby did that Afternoon Delight was more adult-themed..."
Arrested Development
"than its innocent melody would have you believe."
Arrested Development
"Sky rockets in flight [Michael Trails Off]"
Arrested Development
"Hang on, Maeby. Afternoon Delight."
Arrested Development
"Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time."
Arrested Development
"Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way."
Arrested Development
"So, let's toast me. Who's first?"
Arrested Development
"Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes?"
Arrested Development
"Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back."
Arrested Development
"It's been a tough couple years."
Arrested Development
"- My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay."
Arrested Development
"Uh, you certainly do love those suits."
Arrested Development
"At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing."
Arrested Development
"You look like crap. I mean, at least this is-"
Arrested Development
"[Grunts] Who did this?"
Arrested Development
"- [All Snickering] - You do this, Tom?"
Arrested Development
"- No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom?"
Arrested Development
"Look, I don't know him very well..."
Arrested Development
"but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss."
Arrested Development
"- [Laughter] - Please don't laugh."
Arrested Development
"- Look, he's a great magician. - [Hysterical Laughter]"
Arrested Development
"- [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom."
Arrested Development
"- Please don't. - You know what? You're fired."
Arrested Development
Show more clips