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Clips from Seinfeld - The Puffy Shirt (S05E05)

"Doesn't wanna come over."
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"I need some air."
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"- George, where you going? - I got a lot of thinking to do."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry."
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"Look what you've done. You've spilled my bag."
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"- Here, let me help you. - No, no. It's all right."
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"It's just that I'm here with my parents..."
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"...and my mother wants me to take a civil-service test..."
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"...and to tell you the truth, I don't even think I'd pass it."
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"What?"
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"- Your hands. - What about them?"
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"They're quite exquisite."
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"They are?"
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"Extraordinary."
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"Have you ever done any hand modeling?"
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"Hand modeling? No."
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"Here's my card."
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"Why don't you..."
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"...give me a call?"
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"I don't get it."
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"Me neither."
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"- What is it? - I don't know."
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"- They're hands. - This woman set me up for a job."
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"Well, what about my hands?"
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"I don't see how your hands are any better than my hands."
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"What, are you kidding?"
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"The knuckles are all out of proportion."
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"You got hair there. Where do you get off comparing your hands to mine?"
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"This is a one-in-a-million hand."
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"That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life."
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"This is it. It's happened to me, Jerry."
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"I was sitting in the restaurant, the two nutjobs were talking."
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"I couldn't take it anymore."
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"I get up from the table, and... I bop into this woman."
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"It's just like in the movies."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hey, George. - Hey."
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"- Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?! - What? What?"
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"- You could've damaged my hands! - What? It's just a toy."
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"George has become a hand model."
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"- A hand model? - Yes."
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"Really? Let me see your hands."
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"You can look at them, but do not touch them."
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"Let's see."
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"Oh, those are nice."
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"You know, I never noticed this before."
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"They're smooth."
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"Creamy."
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"Delicate yet masculine."
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"All right. I gotta get going."
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"Oven mitts?"
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"It's all I could find."
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"- Would you mind getting the door? - All right."
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"- Thank you very much. - Yep."
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"You won't believe what's up with Leslie."
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"Since you agreed to wear the puffy shirt on Today..."
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"...she's getting all these orders from boutiques and department stores."
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"Since I what?"
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"- Agreed to wear the puffy shirt. - What are you talking about?"
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"You said that you would agree to wear the puffy shirt on the Today show."
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"- This? - Yeah."
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"- I agreed to wear this? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Well, when did I do that?"
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"When we went to dinner the other night."
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"What, are you crazy?"
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"What were you talking about when I went to the bathroom?"
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"I don't know. I couldn't understand a word she said."
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"- I was just nodding. - There you go."
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"Where I go?"
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"You mean she was asking me to wear this ridiculous shirt..."
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"- ...on national TV, and I said yes? - Yes, yes. You said it."
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"I didn't know what she was talking about. I couldn't hear her."
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"- Well, she asked you. - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV."
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"I mean, look at it. It looks ridiculous."
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"Well, you gotta wear it now."
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"All those stores are stocking it..."
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"...based on the condition you'll wear this on the show."
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"The factory in New Jersey is already making them."
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"They're making these?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"This pirate trend she's come up with, Jerry..."
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"This is gonna be the new look for the '90s."
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"You're gonna be the first pirate."
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate."
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"I knew it. I knew it. I always knew you had beautiful hands."
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"I used to tell people-"
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"Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?"
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"Who the hell did you ever mention his hands to?"
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"I mentioned his hands to plenty of people."
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"You never mentioned them to me."
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"Hand me an emery board."
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"I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white."
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"- No, you never said milky white. - I said milky white!"
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"Scissor."
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"Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!"
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"- I'm sorry. - You're sorry?"
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"I'll try to be more careful."
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"I hope so."
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"Georgie-"
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"Georgie, would you like some Jell-O?"
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"Why'd you put the bananas in there?"
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"- George likes the bananas! - So let him have bananas on the side!"
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"All right, please. Please, I cannot have this constant bickering."
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"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis."
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"I have an important photo session in the morning."
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"My hands have got to be in tiptop shape."
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"So, please, keep the television down and the conversation to a minimum."
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"But, Georgie, what about the Jell-O?"
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"I'll take it in my room."
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"Yeah, come in."
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"Wanted to let you know he's got five minutes."
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"Yep, yep."
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"Jerry, five minutes."
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"Now, that's a great-looking shirt."
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"Aye, captain. Yeah."
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"See, I'm glad I ironed it. It's perfect."
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"Look at it. It's fantastic."
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"Kramer, how am I gonna wear this? I can't wear this."
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"Hey, this looks better than anything you own."
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"In two months' time, everybody's gonna be wearing the pirate look."
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