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Clips from Russian Doll - Ariadne (S01E01)

"-Don't! -Hey. Hey, man."
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"-I'm trying to save your life. -[man] Hey, Little Red Riding Hood."
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"Is this sad man messing with you?"
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"You know, like, take a left at Disneyland."
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"Are you all right?"
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"-I just broke it, man. -That's okay. We'll take care of it."
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"-I'm sorry. -Just-- Just..."
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"-[Nadia] Not you fucking guys. -But I'll fix it."
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"Are we gonna play this game all night or are we leaving together?"
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"Ah..."
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"You are making me want to throw up, Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here."
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"-She says that like it's a problem. -Okay, that's it. Everybody out."
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"I gotta help my friend. I'm sorry, you too, Nadia."
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"No, no, no. I don't think you understand. He's my friend too. I know him."
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"-Look, you don't know him like I do. -Alan."
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"He's in a bad way. Inner circle only."
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"Dude, I am inner circle."
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"No, you're not. Come on. Give me five minutes."
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"-You're fucking up, man. -I'm fucking up?"
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"Alan, come on, man."
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"[door opens]"
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"Nadia, I know."
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"I know. You're-- you're a skeptical person."
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"I respect that, but you are making decisions tonight"
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"that are putting your life in danger."
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"-My God, this guy doesn't give up. -[Mike] I know."
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"Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car and die tonight."
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"Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind of a creepy Dead Zone scenario?"
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"-You're actually harassing us, okay? -[Nadia] Yes, you're harassing."
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"He's fucking with you to fuck with me"
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"because I made his girlfriend see God or something."
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"-Let's go. -Wait, you make people see God?"
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"-[Mike] Yeah. -[Nadia] I'll take it."
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"What I do with my time is my business, my choice, baby."
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"No, no, he is not a choice."
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"He is the hole where the choice should be."
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"You need to back the fuck off, all right?"
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"Ten feet or I'm not responsible for what I might do."
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"[Nadia] Yeah."
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"-Yeah. -I'm just trying to..."
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"consensually screw this young lady in peace."
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"Okay, looks like somebody's trying to consensually screw"
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"this young lady in peace."
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"No. No."
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"Now do guys like blow jobs or that's a rumor?"
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"Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em."
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"-Oh, yeah? -Big fans."
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"I'll tell you what else too..."
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"[camera shutter clicks]"
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"[smooching]"
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"-[Mike] I fucking want you. -[Nadia] Oh, okay."
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"[Mike] Fucking right here."
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"-I'll get at it right now. -[Nadia laughs]"
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"-[cell phone vibrating] -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."
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"[scoffs] I'm just too busy. I can't."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two-top."
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"I'm trying to keep an eye on that gentleman."
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"I'm worried he might kill himself, but I got to keep it on the QT, cool?"
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"-What you having? -Cup of coffee. Thanks."
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"Hey, Alan."
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"Hey, Alan, are you awake?"
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"-Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates]"
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"Oh."
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"Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend."
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"Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan."
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"-Yeah. -[fork clatters]"
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"[spoon clatters]"
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"[spoon clatters]"
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"Oh, yeah, thanks."
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"Fucking God damn it."
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"[sighs]"
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"[door chimes]"
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"-Do you have Nadia's number? -Yeah."
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"-Can you call her for me? -Why?"
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"-Tell her I found her cat. -I can't lie about Oatmeal."
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"Why don't you have her number? I thought you knew her."
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"I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now."
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"I do have her number."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"-[Mike breathing heavily] -[jazz music playing]"
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"Ah..."
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"-We really skipped the condoms, huh? -Yeah, we did."
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"[Nadia] Don't worry about it."
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"[cell phone vibrating]"
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"Hey. Did Oatmeal show up?"
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"No, but Alan's here and he wanted me to tell you--"
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"Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy."
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"You tell this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker"
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"that I don't like stalkers."
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"Mostly."
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"He said that you owe him $152,780.86."
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"All right, uh..."
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"[sighs] I need cigarettes anyway."
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"[sighs]"
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"[softly] What the fuck?"
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"She's on her way."
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"Ah."
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"[exhales]"
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"-Hey. -[Mike] Want me to go with you?"
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"No, you lazy fuck."
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"And you don't get points for offering, either."
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"Listen, don't touch my stuff while I'm gone."
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"-I'll know. -[Mike] All right."
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"Oh, Jesus. Fuck."
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"-[breathing heavily] -[messages chiming]"
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"That's a lot of messages."
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"Hey, man, can you spare some change?"
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"Spare some change?"
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"-I can do better than that. -Yeah?"
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"You're supposed to get down on one knee, aren't you?"
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"[Alan laughs]"
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"Let's-- Let's-- Oh, uh..."
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"-[Alan laughs] -[Horse] I thought you'd never ask."
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"-Yes! -Yeah?"
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"-Yes! Yes! -Yes!"
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"A hundred times yes! [both laugh]"
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"-[Horse] Whoo! -[Alan laughs]"
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"-Let me see this. -[Alan laughs]"
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"Wow."
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