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Clips from Russian Doll - Ariadne (S01E01)

"-Here. Come with me. -Yeah?"
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"Uh, this way."
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"[Alan laughs]"
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"[Horse] No funny business, okay?"
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"-[Alan] I'm a married man. -[Horse] Yeah."
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"We're, uh-- We're true."
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"[woman] Hey, Horsey. [laughs]"
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"We got one."
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"I bet you want a hit."
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"Yeah."
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"You gonna pay for that?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Yeah, of course."
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"[woman] What's in that wallet?"
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"You know what? Take-- Take it all."
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"Take everything. I don't need any of it."
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"I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here."
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"Yeah. Take it."
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"All right. All right, enough. Let's get out of here."
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"[Horse] Hey, haircut, is he with you?"
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"-Yeah, man. -[woman] Fucking loser."
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"-Okay, we're gonna keep his things. -All right, good for you, man."
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"[door chimes]"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Okay, man, you have got exactly as long as it takes me to buy these cigarettes"
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"to tell me what the hell is happening."
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"You told me that time is relative."
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"Actually, your buddy Einstein said that."
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"Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And I'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other,"
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"if not help save each other's lives."
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"In another world, hopefully you are doing the same for me."
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"Time's up."
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"I know where Oatmeal is."
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"-Where? -In the park."
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"Hmm."
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"Let's go get him."
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"[door chimes]"
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"I mean, this is a very particular challenge."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Alan, I am worried about you"
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"and I'd like to keep you from hurting yourself."
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"Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific."
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"All right, Alan, I-- I know what you're up to, okay?"
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"And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic"
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"'cause that's how a lot of people feel when they've decided to kill themselves."
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"The emotional buoyancy, giving things to strangers,"
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"proposing to gutter punks, et cetera."
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"[Nadia sighs]"
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"I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh... I just-- My heart's palpitating."
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"Are you gonna put me to sleep?"
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"Mmm."
Russian Doll
"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"Oh."
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"Mmm."
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"Would you like to hear a story?"
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"Sure."
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"Okay."
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"There we go."
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"[Alan groans]"
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"Did you ever hear the one"
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"about the broken man and the lady with a death wish"
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"who got stuck in a loop?"
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"Tell me."
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"Once upon a time..."
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"there was a very special boy named Alan."
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"And one day..."
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"life got to be too much for him."
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"So he decided to take a walk off the side of the roof."
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"But on his way down,"
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"a very tough lady,"
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"who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay"
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"and the little girl from Brave made a baby,"
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"she caught him in her crazy hair..."
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"like it was a dolphins' net."
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"I love Brave."
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"And I love Dice..."
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"which I'm sure will eventually become problematic."
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"Anyway..."
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"uh, even though the girl caught him..."
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"well, now, you see, she wasn't in such hot shape either."
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"You see, life was too painful."
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"Or they were too fragile."
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"But either way you slice it, they just couldn't hack it."
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"And then one night..."
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"something miraculous happened."
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"They made it through alive."
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"Yeah, he's-- he's around here somewhere."
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"Yeah."
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"All right, man, how'd you know about my college fund?"
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"-You told me. -Mmm."
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"Well, I never talk about shit from then, so it seems weird"
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"that I would've told somebody that I don't know that."
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"I'm telling you we know each other."
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"Okay, great, what else do you know about me?"
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"It's your birthday."
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"That's why it's weird that you said I would die tonight."
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"I've always been superstitious about this particular birthday."
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"'Cause of your mother."
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"[Alan groans]"
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"Fuck. Nadia!"
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"Nadia, wait. Look, I'm-- I'm sorry."
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"I'm not trying to freak you out or anything."
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"Oh, shit, look who it is."
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"No, I know that guy."
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"He's self-destructive and he's fucking dangerous."
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"He does not seem to like you, huh?"
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"Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious. Get away from him. The guy's crazy."
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"-Okay, then. -[vehicle approaching]"
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"-Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait! -[horn honks]"
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"-[Nadia gasps] -Jesus Christ."
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"-Did you just save my life? -Yeah."
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"Why?"
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"I told you I know you."
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"I can't handle this shit, man. This is just too much for me."
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"No."
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"[sighs]"
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"[sirens wailing]"
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"No."
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