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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (S01E01)

"- Ow! - Not yet."
Bob's Burgers
"There's my Johnny Two-Jobs."
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"Making money for the dream birthday party."
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"Uh, okay. Off into the night I go."
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"Bobby, be safe out there."
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"And make chitchat. You'll get more tips."
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"Yeah, and keep the meter running."
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"Watch out for pukers."
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"And stay away from Route 1. it's bumper-to-bumper all the way to the interstate."
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"Tina, h-how did you know that?"
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"- I like traffic updates. - Why?"
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"I like when they say bumper-to-bumper."
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"- Bumper-to-bumper? - [Sighs]"
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"- Wow. - Yeah. Uh, bye."
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"- [Rat Squeaking] - [Sighs]"
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"[Scoffs] Stupid beaded seat cover."
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"[Grunts] Oh, okay. I get it."
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"♪ [Radio: Soft Jazz]"
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"F.M. Nice."
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"[Whistles]"
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"Hey, guess What. You're my first fare."
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"Oh, no! No. Oh-"
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"[Gags, Coughs]"
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"Ew!"
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"Oh! No! Ohh! Aah!"
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"Uh, where to, ladies?"
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"Fourth and Ocean, doll."
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"Thanks for stopping. Most cabbies are too prudish to pick us up."
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"Huh. And, uh, that's because you are-"
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"Fabulous!"
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"- [All Laughing] - That's true."
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"Well, you're clearly fabulous, yeah."
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"Eyes on the road, mister."
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"Don't fall in love, Mr. Cabdriver. You can't afford us."
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"Hey, who's picking up who here? [Chuckling]"
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"Hey, don't worry, ladies. I'm kidding. I’m, uh- I'm a married man."
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"So am I."
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"[Laughing Chattering]"
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"Now, Tina, anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue."
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"Let's see What you can do with this banana peel."
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"- Get it in there. - [Muffled Grunting]"
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"Bobby! Good morning!"
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"- You're home. - Yeah."
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"Guess who learned a lot about transvestites last night."
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"I was only on that Web site for, like, two seconds."
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"What? No. I was talking about me."
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"I picked up a group of transvestite hookers..."
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"who showed me a side of this town I never knew existed."
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"And, Gene, you're banned from the computer for two days."
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"After what I saw, I-I'm fine with that"
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"[Mumbling] Whats a transvestite hooker?"
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"Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation."
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"I guess you're right."
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"- Maybe I should just try and go to- - Aah!"
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"- [Snoring] - Gene, honey, I think he's sleeping."
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"- I have to go to school. - Shh, shh."
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"- Just hold still. - Ew. ls this drool or sweat?"
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"It's both. Your father is a very moist sleeper."
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"- [Groaning] - Aw, look at my two boys."
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"- Nice. - Oh, a bow!"
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"Let's put that on Dads head."
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"There's your transvestite."
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"Get the camera."
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"I'm having a birthday party this Saturday."
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"It's coed, because I'm becoming a woman."
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"- Coed? - My hands just got clammy."
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"- Hey, Jimmy Jr. - Hi, Tina."
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"This is an invitation to my birthday party."
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"Hey, I noticed you haven't R.S.VP.'d to my party yet."
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"Um, I need to ask my dad for permission."
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"- Can I let you know later? - Sure, okay."
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"Butt."
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"♪ [Rock] ♪"
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"[Allan] ♪ Lifting up the skirt of the night ♪"
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"♪ Look down, feel around ♪"
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"♪ Do what I do to get by ♪"
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"♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪"
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"♪ Fool, now it's not right ♪"
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"♪ To make fun of the night ♪"
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"Oh, how you holding up, Bob?"
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"Good. I mean, I'm tired."
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"[Yawns] And, um, I might be a pimp."
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"You're gonna need a bigger hat."
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"Well, you're still Father of the Year. Tina's party's gonna be amazing."
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"- I got a disco ball and streamers. - Right."
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"- It's gonna be like Buckingham Palace. - Yeah."
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"- Studio 54. - Those are two very different examples."
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"Well, you get the idea. You know. it's a party."
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"- So, is Tina happy? - Uh, she'll be happier once Jimmy Jr. R.S.VP.'s."
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"She's over at Pesto's right now to see if he'll come."
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"I told her to show some skin."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"- So, how'd it go? - [Thuds]"
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"Oh. Jimmy Jr. isn't coming to my birthday party, even though he wants to..."
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"because his dad won’t let him."
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"All because our dads hate each other."
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"Oh. Sorry, Tina."
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"Now I'll never know how soft Jimmy Jr.'s lips are."
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"My guess is, they're pretty soft. Like a-"
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"- Like a kitty cats tummy. - Gene, stop."
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"Without Jimmy Jr., I don't want to have a party."
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"Hey. Your father's been working very hard for this party, young lady."
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"It's going to happen. Right, Bob?"
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"[Snoring]"
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"I'll refrost it. It's still good."
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"- Mmm. it's delicious. - Bleh!"
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"Tina, honey, your father's been working his you-know-what off driving a cab to pay for this"
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"Yeah, and we've rented the smoke machine, so this party is definitely happening."
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"You've been working your you-know-what off?"
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"I've been working my ass off..."
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"night and day, training!"
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"Louise, take it easy."
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"Do you know What she was like when I started working with her?"
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"She was a sick joke! Now look at her!"
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"Incoming!"
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"Bob, you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto."
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"- This isn't fair. - Fine."
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"Uh, hey, Bob. You look like crap."
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"- [Laughs] Nice. - Yeah, that was funny."
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"Jimmy, my daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party."
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