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Clips from The Goldbergs - Weird Al (S03E03)

"Oh, my God. No!"
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"Adam and Dana are so wonderful together!"
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"Since when do you like Dana?"
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"I adore the girl."
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"Got to say, I'm surprised,"
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"given all the passive-aggressive interactions,"
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"not to mention the aggressive-aggressive ones."
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"But deep down, I think she's sweet and kind and beautiful,"
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"and it helps that she lives 3,000 miles away"
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"and I get Adam 98% of the time!"
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"That's the whole problem right there, Bevy."
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"They've been apart too long."
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"Let's hope that Weird Al is just what they need"
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"to bring them back together."
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"What?"
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"CROWD: (CHANTING) Weird Al!"
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"ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Weird Al!"
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"(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)"
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"Oh, my God. This is amazing!"
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"We got to get a photo of the two of us."
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"Yeah, that'd be nice!"
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"Make sure you get Weird Al's whole body in it."
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"(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)"
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"ADULT ADAM: Barry and Erica's counsel-off was on."
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"It was a mano-a-mano battle"
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"of who could fix Dad first."
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"Hey, big guy."
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"How you feeling today? You look sad."
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"Are you sad? Can I help?"
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"I'm not giving you money. I'm not here for money."
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"I'm here for you."
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"You're afraid to open up to me."
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"Feels like we can tackle this with some word association."
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"You ready? No."
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"Abandonment. Stop."
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"Family. Go!"
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"Love. Leave!"
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"You seem angry, bro."
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"Know what cures me when I'm angry?"
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"Screaming into something."
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"Here. Try my rage pillow."
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"It'll make you feel better."
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"What? You're supposed to yell in it, not throw it at me!"
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"What's the matter with you? That's my favorite pillow!"
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"I do feel better."
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"ERICA: Hey, Mur-man."
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"It's safe to tell me your dark secrets."
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"What's with the puppet? What's going on?"
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"Get out of here!"
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"You're getting sleepy. When you wake up--"
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"What the hell's wrong with you two?"
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"Forget what that dope's doing."
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"All I'm looking for is a smile on your face."
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"Let me see that smile. Yeah, smile for Barry."
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"No. Shut up."
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"Smile for Erica! Fine."
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"If I smile, will you both leave?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"That's your smile? Why? God, what is that?"
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"Yeah, this is what you wanted."
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"It's so wrong and disturbing!"
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"Look at it! Stop it!"
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"Look at the joy on my face! Are you my dad?"
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"Now get over here and hug me!"
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"This was a terrible mistake! I'm so sorry!"
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"No, wait! Don't leave me alone with that face! Oh, my God!"
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"That's right! Run!"
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"Okay, that didn't count."
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"Just pick someone else we can counselor-ate."
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"Forget the competition!"
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"Don't you realize we have a dad who can't even smile?"
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"That's like an actual problem."
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"I see what you're saying."
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"You forfeit! Barry wins. The puppet's mine."
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"Forget the puppet! I want the puppet!"
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"Take the stupid puppet. I'll just help Dad myself."
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"Damn it. You've made this a hollow victory."
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"And now I'm worried. Wait up."
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"As Barry and Erica were on a mission to help my dad,"
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"I was on a mission to meet my hero."
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"(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Look! There he is!"
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"His glasses are so much bigger in real life."
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"People, please, please, please, settle down."
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"No, we're too far back."
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"Come on. Let's elbow our way to the front."
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"Can we maybe just do something more fun instead?"
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"How can you say that?"
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"Wasn't it fun when we slow-danced"
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"to I Think I'm a Clone Now?"
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"Only 'cause I like the Tiffany song."
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"I closed my eyes and imagined the original lyrics."
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"You faked it?"
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"I just don't like Weird Al like I used to, okay?"
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"Ouch!"
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"Not gonna lie, random child. That stings."
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"Oh, God. I'm sorry, Mr. Weird."
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"Mr. Al. She didn't mean it."
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"Sounded like she did, bro."
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"Please don't judge me by her words."
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"I don't even know her. Adam!"
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"How do you know my name, strange lady?"
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"Seriously? You're picking him over me?"
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"I don't know what to do!"
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"I've never been asked to choose between"
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"two people I love equally."
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"I'm so out of here."
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"Fine! Go!"
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"I'll just be here cold chillin' with my new best buddy, Al."
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"Ooh. (CHUCKLES) I really wouldn't make me part of your plan."
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"Look. I didn't even want to be here."
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"I just wanted to hang out,"
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"not ride bikes or play laser tag or pogo ball."
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"What are you saying? I just don't think we get each other anymore."
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"Ooh!"
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"She looks super mad!"
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"Kind of like that time I asked Prince"
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"if I could turn When doves cry into When spuds fry."
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"You know, spuds are potatoes."
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"No, it's genius."
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"It's just... things are so bad with Dana."
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