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Clips from The Goldbergs - Weird Al (S03E03)

"You know, sounds to me like"
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"you and Agnes just drifted apart."
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"Doesn't mean you don't love each other, Todd."
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"You just grew up."
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"As Dana was slipping away, Erica and Barry were trying"
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"to get a grip on my dad's depression."
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"You kids made the right choice coming to old Glascott."
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"Let's do this."
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"Well, technically, we came to you for a recommendation."
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"And I recommended myself."
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"I come highly recommended. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Look, if anyone knows the ins and outs of depression,"
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"it's me."
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"I'm proud to say that I've slayed that dragon many a time."
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"Dad's coming down the hall. Get in position."
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"Mr. Goldberg."
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"Got your call."
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"What'd these morons do that I had to leave work early?"
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"Please, have a seat, Mr. Goldberg."
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"We need to have a very serious discussion"
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"about you. Me?"
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"Your kids are concerned that you might have a real case of the blues."
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"Luckily, I'm here to help, and so is Carl."
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"He's a real sad sack, too. Why don't you two talk?"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hey, Mr. Goldberg."
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"What's up, buddy?"
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"What's with everybody and puppets?"
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"You can talk to me."
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"Is that what this is all about?"
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"You're worried about me?"
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"You're very moody and sleepy and angry."
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"And you sit a lot. I'm not depressed."
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"I'm a dad!"
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"(NORMAL VOICE) Let me get this straight."
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"You don't struggle getting out of bed every morning"
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"because, what's the point? No."
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"You don't desperately fear being alone again at Thanksgiving?"
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"No. You've never faced the bottom of an ice-cream pint"
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"and thought, "Screw it. I'm going again"?"
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"No. You don't write "Help me""
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"in the steam on the shower door?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"Okay, well, look. I'm glad that we could help you, Mr. Goldberg."
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"If you guys don't mind, I need to take a personal day."
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"Hey, kiddo."
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"I know you're hurting, but you're never gonna be"
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"over one girl until you're under the next."
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"Whoa! Shut the (BLEEP) up, Dad."
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"What he means is don't give up on Dana."
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"We can still fix this."
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"But Al's my number one hero, and I believe anything he says."
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"What exactly did Weird Al say to you?"
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"All that matters is that he was right."
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"People change and love dies."
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"ADULT ADAM: At that moment, all my mom wanted"
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"was to fix my broken heart."
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"And so she did the only logical thing."
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"Weird Al! Over here, Weird Al!"
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"We need to talk! It's about love!"
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"(CLATTERS) Who said that?"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Who is this who speaks of love?"
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"(SIGHS) Beverly Goldberg."
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"I'm sure you remember my delicious boy, Adam. Of course."
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"Super-tall mute dude with dreadlocks and a droopy eye?"
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"Please tell him I said..."
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"No, look. You made him think his relationship was over,"
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"and now you're gonna fix it."
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"It's not happening. Oh, it's happening."
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"You're gonna get on that tour bus,"
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"take it into the suburbs, and put on a private concert"
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"for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs."
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"Such as? Every rose has its thorn."
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"Every toe has its corn?"
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"The wind beneath my wings."
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"The bed above my springs."
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"Material girl. Bacterial Earl!"
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"Heaven is a place on earth."
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"Kevin is a dude with girth."
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"Careless whisper."
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"Your hairless sister."
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"Fight the power. Smell the flounder?"
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"Stop it. Listen."
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"A private concert isn't gonna bring those kids back together."
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"But do you know what can? A mother's love."
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"You think? Yes."
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"Only you can fix this."
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"Their future is in your hands."
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"Thank you, Weird Al."
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"Thank you so much."
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"Move it! I need to fix my baby's relationship."
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"Okay, why do I even pay for security?"
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"She was clearly crazy, and you just stood there! Ugh!"
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"ADULT ADAM: After some sage advice from Weird Al,"
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"my mom decided to put on a show of her own."
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"There he is! Come on in, smushie."
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"You know Dana. Have a seat."
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"Oh, God. What have you done?"
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"What is this? Why are you here?"
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"All I'm asking is for a minute of your time."
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"After that, you can both move on with your lives. Please."
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Now, what I'm about to show you"
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"was gonna be played at your wedding,"
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"so when the day comes, act surprised."
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"(BEVERLY CHUCKLES)"
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"Remember this?"
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"DANA: Wow, I actually do."
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"I lost my kite, and you gave me yours."
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"I was so nervous talking to you."
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"That was the night of our first kiss."
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"Yeah. Best birthday ever."
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"Wait. Were you, like, lurking around the whole time? No."
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"Then how did you-- Moving on."
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"Dude, were you spying on us?"
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"What? No."
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"I was cleaning the closet, and, you know--"
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"Shh! Just focus on your love."
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"ADAM: What the..."
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