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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's Going to the Vet? (S01E01)

"‐ I thought you told her it was over."
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"‐ I did! ‐ Maybe I should talk to her."
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"‐ No, Darla, it's not safe."
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"There's no telling what that "horngry" beast will do."
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"‐ [gasps] She's coming closer."
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"‐ Run, Darla! Run!"
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"‐ [hisses] Keep walking."
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"‐ When you least expect it..."
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"‐ Oh, look at the great gentleman"
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"protecting his wonderful damsel."
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"‐ Shh. You'll wake her up."
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"‐ Oh, now the hero is shushing me."
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"If she fell in line,"
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"you wouldn't have to protect Her Fluffiness."
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"‐ Yeah, musical theater's just not her thing."
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"‐ I just hope she's worth it,"
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"'cause she doesn't seem to give a rat's ass about you."
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"‐ Yeah, well, your badonkadonk ain't all that."
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"‐ That was 18, guys!"
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"‐ I guess I'm this big because I want Kevin to see me."
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"‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ That one hit home."
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"‐ Must... lick..."
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"Can you see them from where you are?"
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"Honest to God, I don't even see them."
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"‐ I hear that, cat. I blow minds all over town."
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"But now that I'm getting fixed,"
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"I'm scared I won't know who I am."
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"Who am I if I'm not blowing minds?"
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"‐ Wait. Do I know you?"
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"‐ I must have blown your mind. ‐ No, I don't think that's it."
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"‐ You ever had kittens?"
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"‐ Yeah, but I'm not sure what that has to do with it."
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"What an odd question."
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"‐ Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys something,"
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"and you can't tell Honey."
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"‐ We don't know who that is. Go on."
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"‐ I knew that Jill's Mr. Roboto"
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"was gonna make me feel blechy in my tummy,"
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"but I did it anyway."
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"‐ Maybe this is the rock bottom"
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"we needed to take a long look at ourselves."
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"‐ This feels like group."
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"‐ Wait, this is what group is like?"
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"Huh, I always thought it was a contest"
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"to see who could be the most boring."
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"[chuckles] Usually the turtle wins."
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"‐ Hey, Shel's going through a lot of boring stuff right now."
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"‐ So, this is what Honey is always nagging me to do."
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"Wow. She's right!"
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"It does feel good to share."
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"Huh. What an emotional release."
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"Whoa."
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"Wait a minute. What the...?"
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"‐ Jeremy?"
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"‐ Water."
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"‐ Hey! I passed the baton!"
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"‐ Well, here I am, completely alone in my yard again,"
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"totally vulnerable."
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"‐ Shut up! ‐ Go to hell!"
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"‐ [gasps] Where are you taking me?"
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"‐ What? ‐ Ah, Chief's home."
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"Okay, I've got to go,"
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"but I'm sure I'll be out here vulnerable and alone later."
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"Okay. Just saying."
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"Chief! Welcome home!"
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"[chuckles] So how'd it go? ‐ Ah, wonderful."
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"‐ Really? ‐ Oh, yeah."
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"A rabbit had a bunch of heart attacks."
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"Chico peed out some rocks, and one dog was there"
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"because he was born with balls between his legs!"
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"Gross."
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"Anyway, we all bonded."
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"It's like I've always said‐‐ emotional connection, you know?"
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"That's where it's at. ‐ At the vet?"
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"‐ Yeah. It was pretty amazing."
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"I've come to a decision. I'm ready to do group."
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"‐ Oh, wow. This is so great. You're gonna love it."
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"I mean, Diablo is super annoying,"
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"but you can just tune him out."
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"‐ No, I'm starting my own group,"
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"with my friends from the vet."
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"It's gonna be awesome. Good night."
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"‐ Oh, no, did the gallant swain oversleep?"
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"‐ What are you even saying? ‐ You missed rehearsal."
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"‐ What? Why didn't you wake me? ‐ One, two. three..."
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"all: ♪ Neglect is our dad, infection's our mother ♪"
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"‐ ♪ When we're not singing, we're killing each other ♪"
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"‐ [screeches]"
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"all: ♪ There's always a place for you ♪"
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"‐ The Gray One, you're out of the show!"
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"‐ But I'm Monocules Monroe!"
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"The gentleman cat from Microwave Mountain!"
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"‐ You know we have a zero‐tolerance policy"
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"regarding missed rehearsals."
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"‐ Who do I talk to about sleeping accommodations?"
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"‐ Aah! This is all your fault! Everyone hates you!"
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"And now they hate me!"
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"But you obviously don't care because you‐‐"
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"‐ I'll kill you! ‐ Aah!"
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"all:"
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"♪ He's out of the show ‐ ♪ He's out of the show"
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"‐ I have no faith in this show."
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"‐ Well, you may or may not have noticed"
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"that Chief is having his own group outside."
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"‐ [chuckles] Right? Yeah."
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"‐ I sat out there a while before I realized"
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"I was in the wrong place."
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"‐ Uh, fascinating."
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"Lindsay's menacing yet erotic behavior has escalated."
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"But I refuse to let her rob me"
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"of the life scute‐slamming happiness"
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"I could have with Darla."
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"‐ I mean, it's totally within his right."
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"I have no problem with it."
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"‐ It detoxifies my masculinity to admit it,"
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"but I can't handle the Lindsay sitch on my own."
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"I need help making it, uh, go away,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"‐ Not here. ‐ Where?"
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"‐ After group. I know someone."
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