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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's Going to the Vet? (S01E01)

"‐ Chief, what are you doing on Jill's bed?"
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"We have to be invited. ‐ That's never been clear."
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"‐ Yeah. Jill loves a loose boundary."
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"‐ Besides, I peed on this bed a year ago,"
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"so it's technically mine."
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"‐ What's in your mouth? ‐ Hmm?"
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"‐ Chief‐y, what you got there? ‐ [groans]"
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"‐ Oh, no! You ate Jeremy?"
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"‐ You mean Jill's closed‐door,"
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"under‐the‐covers buzzing machine?"
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"‐ You can say vibrator."
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"It keeps her happy and independent."
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"‐ I know! Exactly! Like, I wanted some of that!"
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"‐ Ah, it's broken."
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"And there's a new "Property Brothers" on tonight!"
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"‐ Oh, those dudes are so different."
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"‐ Oh, yeah, one sells property, and the other fixes it up."
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"You can tell from their clothes."
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"‐ Yeah, I can tell them apart"
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"completely nude standing in front of a brick wall."
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"But, I mean, that's neither here nor there."
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"Ah, I should probably hide the evidence."
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"‐ Oh, no, Chief, I don't think you should‐‐"
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"‐ Ahh. Huh? [vibrator buzzes]"
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"Okay, I get it. Whoa."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[upbeat rock music]"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow"
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"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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"[music crescendos]"
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"♪"
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"‐ Look, I hear you. You don't like being chased."
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"But I also have needs in this relationship."
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"‐ There is no relationship. I hate you."
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"‐ Well, screw you! ‐ Screw you, too!"
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"‐ Honey! I need you!"
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"‐ Okay, we'll pick this up later."
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"‐ This isn't a game. I despise you!"
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"‐ Are you okay? Is Bubbles harassing you again?"
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"‐ He parades around here wearing nothing but a collar,"
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"and I'm the one with HR on my ass?"
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"‐ The real problem is that Jill's bedroom"
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"and sometimes bathroom robot is not sitting well."
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"‐ Oh, no. Okay, well, I think Jill"
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"needs to take you to the vet."
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"‐ Honey, it will pass naturally."
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"All I need is a patch of grass, ray of sunshine, gentle breeze."
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"‐ Aw, Chief, I'm sorry, but... Jill!"
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"‐ Oh, no, no, not Jill! Not the vet!"
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"‐ Hey, you brought me in here, what did you want me to do?"
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"‐ I wanted you to give me a tummy nuzzle"
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"or a cuddle puddle or a muzzle cubluble"
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"or a tubby rubby belly boop!"
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"‐ Guess what. I brought you some special treats."
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"They're right there‐‐mm‐hmm‐‐ in my backpack."
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"Go on. Have some."
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"‐ The last cat that fell for that"
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"was never heard from again."
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"‐ You think I don't know a catnapping sack when I see it?"
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"‐ I don't need your help. ‐ Go ahead, pretty kitty."
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"Yeah."
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"[screams]"
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"‐ Oh, look at you‐‐ scared, anxious,"
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"trapped in a cycle of compulsive eating"
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"and scary vet visits."
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"‐ Don't forget the occasional dental floss"
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"that has to be pulled from my rectum."
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"‐ I would never."
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"What if I told you it doesn't have to be this way?"
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"‐ Go on..."
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"‐ I think you'd get a lot out of group."
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"‐ Oh, God! I can't believe I fell for that!"
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"‐ Sometimes it helps to talk things out."
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"Wouldn't it be nice to go a month"
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"without having your stomach pumped?"
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"‐ Eh, six of one."
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"‐ Well, I hate it when you're gone."
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"Jill always turns it into a girls' night."
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"‐ Ooh, what's your name? [laughs]"
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"‐ Oh, my God."
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"Besides, if you joined group"
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"it would bring us closer together."
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"You know what keeps me happy and independent?"
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"‐ What?"
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"‐ Helping group members blossom!"
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"‐ Aah! Again? I trusted you!"
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"[groans]"
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"‐ Chief ate my vibrator! [laughs]"
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"I'm a little embarrassed. [guffaws]"
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"‐ Oh, don't be silly."
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"Let me just take a quick Polaroid of you‐‐new policy."
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"[camera shutter clicks]"
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"‐ Well, Chief's at the vet again."
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"‐ What happened to him? ‐ Same as usual."
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"Chief ate something he shouldn't have."
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"This time it was Jill's vibrator."
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"‐ Sounds like Jill is really leaning in."
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"‐ By the way, his prognosis is excellent."
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"‐ Oh, say that at the start of the story."
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"‐ Oh, please, that wasn't a story."
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"No, you'll know when I tell a story."
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"Like, did I ever tell you about the time"
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"I found that old doll... all: Yes!"
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"‐ And I thought it was... all: A real baby."
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"‐ But it wasn't. Well, that's a story."
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"‐ You certainly think so?"
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"‐ Besides, if Chief wasn't fine,"
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"I wouldn't wait to tell you, okay?"
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"I'm not sociopath. both: I'm not a sociopath."
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"‐ I'm certainly not a sociopath."
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"‐ I'm not a whatever you guys said."
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