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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's Going to the Vet? (S01E01)

"‐ I am not a sociopath!"
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"‐ Anything you'd like to add, Nibbles?"
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"‐ [laughs] Nope."
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"‐ Well, that was a lot of talk"
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"about a dog who's not even a member of the group."
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"I'll get us back on track."
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"I've decided I'm in love with Darla."
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"‐ Oh, what kind of shoe is Darla?"
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"‐ She's not a shoe, but I look past that."
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"She's my "tortoise mi amor‐toise"‐‐Latin‐‐"
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"and she's warming up to the idea of getting back together."
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"‐ Oh, that's wonderful, Shel!"
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"‐ Don't flood your basement just yet."
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"Lindsay's made it clear"
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"she's not willing to let me go without a fight."
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"‐ Well, she's a shoe. ‐ Exactly."
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"She was designed to hold on for dear life."
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"‐ She's clearly obsessed, and I'm worried"
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"that Lindsay might hurt Darla, or worse, hurt me."
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"‐ Uh‐huh."
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"Tabitha, usually you would have pulled focus by now."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"‐ Uh, I'm getting love all day long from the man‐‐"
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"men in my life, and it is good."
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"Let's get back to important issue"
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"of how your owner will fully enjoy"
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""Property Brothers" without her vibrator."
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"‐ Co‐sign."
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"‐ Hey, Tabs, you know, you might get more out of group"
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"if you started telling the truth?"
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"I mean, how can you expect them to help"
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"when they still think you're living with Brett and Stelios?"
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"‐ I need nothing from group. ‐ Fine."
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"But you might get more out of our friendship"
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"if you started telling me the truth."
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"‐ You want the truth? I cannot go back to cat café."
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"A lunatic has made me his muse. ‐ So stay with me."
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"The lunatic at my place will mostly ignore you."
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"‐ Just until I can think of something less depressing."
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"‐ Fantastic!"
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"[siren wailing]"
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"‐ Ah! We're losing him!"
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"It's time for chest compressions."
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"‐ I'm going in! ‐ Come on! Boop. Boop!"
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"[gasps] Buzzed driving is drunk driving."
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"‐ So what are you in for?"
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"‐ I'm here for no reason, like, at all."
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"I ate a couple of mittens. Do you know what mittens are?"
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"‐ Oh, I love mittens! Do I know what mittens are?"
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"‐ I had a heart attack."
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"‐ Oh, no! And you're just letting us go on about mittens?"
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"‐ It was my 17th."
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"‐ I don't even know why I'm here."
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"‐ Oh, well, it kind of looks like"
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"you got your head stuck in a cone."
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"‐ All I know is I really, really, really"
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"want to get at my balls but I can't reach."
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"‐ Who wants to tell him?"
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"‐ Hey, what'd you do to get thrown in here, big guy?"
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"‐ I ate my human's, um, well..."
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"I ate her this... [vibrator buzzes]"
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"‐ Dude."
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"‐ Chief? ‐ Oh! Hey!"
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"It's, um... name? ‐ Chico."
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"‐ Chico! I know this cat! What brings you here, friend?"
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"‐ Urinary bladder rocks. ‐ Ooh, how did you eat those?"
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"‐ I'd kill to be here for urinary bladder rocks."
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"‐ Yeah, it's due to excess weight gain,"
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"which is due to too much food,"
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"which is due to my owner and best friend, Kevin,"
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"traveling a lot."
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"Too much. It's too much."
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"‐ Aw, Chico! No, no, no, no, shh."
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"‐ Sounds like you need to share."
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"‐ This is a safe space. ‐ Oh, boy!"
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"Gah! Ugh, here we go!"
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"‐ You're sure it's okay if I stay with you?"
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"‐ Oh, yeah, but remember you've got to be nicer"
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"than you've ever been before."
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"I mean it, Tabs, these cats are vicious."
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"When I first moved in here,"
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"I had the standard number of eyes,"
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"ears, and testicles."
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"And let me tell you‐‐ I do not anymore."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"[cats meowing]"
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"♪"
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"‐ ♪ Does a stranger sense danger ♪"
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"♪ In the house of a hoarder?"
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"♪ Then jellimon juniper, an introduction's in order ♪"
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"♪ I'm Percival Sir Paw"
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"♪ But you can call me The Clean One ♪"
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"‐ ♪ And I'm Chazzery Lymph, The Missing A Spleen One ♪"
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"‐ ♪ I'm Grumplerump, known as The Warm Wet One ♪"
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"‐ ♪ We're Conjoinity Jones, we're The Duet One! ♪"
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"[all panting]"
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"‐ I don't get it."
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"Dangerous cats sing song to me?"
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"‐ Oh, our musical cat‐stravaganzas"
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"are the only thing that keep us from killing each other."
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"So, if you want to survive here, you have to join the fun."
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"‐ I am not a joiner, and it does not look like fun."
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"‐ [laughs] Well, joke's on you,"
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"because this is the most fun!"
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"‐ Hey. ‐ Ah!"
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"‐ I didn't mean to scare you. ‐ Why would I be scared?"
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"I'm just alone in my yard with a dangerous coyote."
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"‐ You think I'm dangerous? ‐ Did I say dangerous?"
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"No, no, I meant sexy. No, I meant dangerous."
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"‐ No, I meant‐‐ ‐ Honey!"
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"‐ Sorry. My human's calling."
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"You know how it is. [chuckles]"
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"Oh, no, of course you don't, because you're wild"
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"and dangerous."
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"Nope. Got to go."
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"‐ Oh, Darla, the moonlight illuminates"
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"all of your wonderfully earned wrinkles."
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"And I'm like, "Damn, girl. ""
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"‐ Oh, Shel, you're making progress."
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"‐ Oh...my... God."
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