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Clips from Single Drunk Female - I'm Sorry, But... (S01E01)

"your situation with the group,"
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"so here's the plan."
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"I hope it doesn't come up, but if it does,"
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"why don't we say"
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"you got moved to digital at Bzzzzzzzzzz"
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"so you could work from anywhere"
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"and nobody knows what digital means anyway."
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"Uh‐huh. Yeah, sure, or you could just tell them the truth"
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"'cause I'm about to get my 30‐day chip"
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"and it's, like, kind of a big deal, so..."
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"And, of course,"
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"that works, too."
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"Napkins."
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"♪ ♪"
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"JOEL: Happy birthday to my fianc‐bae!"
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"Milkshakes are on me @rollerland!"
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"♪ Move your body ♪"
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"♪ Move, move your body ♪"
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"♪ Move your body, move, move... ♪"
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"‐I want Rollerblades this time. ‐No blades."
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"I got to get you doing the "Savage Love" dance for TikTok."
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"Skates all the way, baby."
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"I'm really glad you texted."
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"‐I thought you were dodging me. ‐Oh."
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"Yeah, sorry about that. But, like, you know,"
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"who doesn't love Roller Land, right?"
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"‐Right? ‐Yeah."
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"‐Yeah. ‐Yeah."
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"Mom, I'm hungry."
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"Oh, well, God, we got to fix that ASAP, then, huh?"
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"Um, are you cool to watch him? I'm gonna go get a snack,"
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"maybe have a little chat with the cute concessions guy,"
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"you know? Get my 10,000 hours in."
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"‐Do your thing. ‐Have fun, baby!"
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"All right."
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"♪ If you move like we do, but I got to... ♪"
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"DEEJAY (over P. A.): And we have a birthday here today."
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"Let's give a happy birthday to Brittany!"
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"(cheering)"
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"‐MAN: Happy birthday! ‐WOMAN: Happy birthday, girl!"
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"‐I love you. ‐DEEJAY: Brittany, let's see your best"
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"Cupid Shuffle."
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"BRIT: We're dancing, right now."
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"MAN: What's your size, kid?"
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"Size four."
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"In blades, please."
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"And you, ma'am?"
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"Seven, eight, whatever you've got's fine."
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"Thanks. Let's go!"
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"‐We got to put our skates on. ‐I‐I think"
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"‐we can just... ‐We're putting our skates on, let's go."
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"‐We don't have to put skates on. ‐No, we're... Come‐come on."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, Joel."
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"Sam. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, this is my godson, Zacky."
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"We're here to skate."
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"It's Zack, not Zacky."
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"Right. Yeah, Zack said he wanted to come to Roller Land today"
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"and I was like, "You got it, kid." So..."
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"Pretty sure that's not what happened."
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"It is. An adult is saying it."
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"Uh, do you want some extra tokens, buddy?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Three. Cool."
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"‐So, you good? ‐Yeah."
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"I'm actually glad to see you."
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"You know, after we ran into you at the grocery store"
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"‐I‐I just started feeling bad. ‐Why?"
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"'Cause it was awkward. I mean, it's weird to see"
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"somebody you've known your whole life"
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"and ask them for deli meat."
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"Yeah. Well, try serving someone deli meat"
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"you've known your whole life. It's actually way worse."
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"Well, this is feeling pretty good right now."
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"‐It is. It's a bit... a bit better, yeah. ‐Less awkward."
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"‐You here by yourself? ‐Uh, no, I came with Brit."
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"Oh, Brit's here."
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"Yeah, it's actually her birthday."
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"But..."
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"You already know that. Okay,"
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"no. I‐I can't get involved"
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"with the two of you, all right? Please don't"
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"‐do this on her birthday. ‐It's a good thing."
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"I'm here to make an amends."
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"Sam..."
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"with all due respect, uh..."
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"you have the shittiest timing of anyone I've ever met."
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"You should go."
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"BRIT: Sam?"
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"Hey."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Could you give us a second?"
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"Sure. Um, I will just"
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"go play with this random kid that I just met."
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"Hey."
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"‐Hi. ‐Hi."
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"Um, I'm sorry, you look gorgeous."
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"Did you get my Venmo?"
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"Yeah."
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"‐(laughing) ‐Well, I read this so fast."
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"You know, it really made me examine"
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"how trauma is passed between the generations."
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"Exactly. Even if you don't know you're causing trauma, you are."
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"Were you able to discuss this with Samantha?"
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"No."
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"Not yet, no."
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"Gosh, her schedule's really busy."
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"Oh, well, what is she doing?"
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"She's working"
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"at a job."
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"And on herself. Uh, any other thoughts?"
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"Anyone? On the book?"
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"‐(doorbell rings) ‐Oh!"
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"Excuse me."
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"(whispering): I have so many thoughts."
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"Hi. Does Samantha Fink live here?"
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"Yes. Who are you?"
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"Her probation officer."
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"Here for a residence verification."
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