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Clips from Single Drunk Female - I'm Sorry, But... (S01E01)

"♪ Riding through the city on my bike all day 'cause the filth ♪"
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"♪ Took away my license, it doesn't get me down... ♪"
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"Oh, my God, they're doing karaoke here now."
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"We are so coming back to sing our asses off."
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"Yeah, for sure. (chuckles) For sure."
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"♪ Sun is in the sky, oh, why, oh, why ♪"
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"♪ Would I wanna be anywhere else? ♪"
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"♪ Sun is in the sky, oh, why, oh, why ♪"
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"♪ Would I wanna be anywhere else? ♪"
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"‐♪ When you look with your eyes ♪ ‐Oh..."
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"♪ Everything seems nice... ♪"
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"Long Island Iced Tea."
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"♪ You can see it's all lies ♪"
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"♪ There was a little old lady ♪"
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"♪ Who was walking down the road... ♪"
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"Hey Ronnie, can I get another club soda?"
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"♪ There were people from the city having lunch... ♪"
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"Is it always this sticky?"
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"♪ That is called al fresco... ♪"
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"Yeah, it's a bar."
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"You want to close out your check while you're at it?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"♪ Hits her over the head... ♪"
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"Got it. Here you go."
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"♪ 'Cause he's got all her jewelry and wallet... ♪"
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"Four dollars a pop? For this?"
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"Yeah. Sober doesn't mean free, all right?"
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"I'm running a business."
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"(chuckles)"
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"♪ Walkin' round London town ♪"
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"♪ Sun is in the sky, oh, why, oh, why ♪"
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"♪ Would I wanna be... ♪"
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"For you."
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"You charge for these, or..."
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"Those are, uh, for the drinks."
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"Oh. I didn't get any in mine. Weird."
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"♪ When you look with your eyes ♪"
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"♪ Everything seems nice ♪"
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"Mmm."
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"♪ But if you look twice ♪"
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"♪ You can see it's all lies. ♪"
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"♪ You are what dreams... ♪"
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"What? You too good for Sally's wings now or something?"
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"(chuckles) No, they just, um..."
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"‐they don't taste like they used to, I guess. ‐Mm."
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"♪ Dreams come true... ♪"
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"I'm so glad you're back."
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"‐It's like the old days again. ‐Yeah."
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"Yeah, you know, I'm actually, I'm‐I'm supposed to get"
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"my 30‐day chip soon, so..."
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"Really? Oh, my God."
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"You're such a star student."
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"Well, we'll see."
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"♪ Dreams come true. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Sam. Hey, thought you were gonna share today?"
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"‐Oh, I'm too hungover. ‐Excuse me?"
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"No, not hungover, hungover. Just emotionally hungover."
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"Went out with my friend last night"
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"and spent $40 on club sodas."
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"‐Did you know about this? ‐Yes, but why were you there?"
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"I don't know, it's just, like, our spot."
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"It's where we always go."
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"Well, a bar is an endurance test."
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"You are so close to 30 days."
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"Maybe find joy in things that aren't triggering."
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"Uh‐huh. Like what? What do you do?"
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"On Mondays, I go to the movies."
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"‐Tuesdays, it's, uh, Jog Club. ‐Ugh."
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"Wednesdays, I have sex with my wife."
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"Thursdays, uh... well, this Thursday"
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"we have an IVF appointment. And, uh,"
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"Friday, I'm going to meet with my sponsor and she will"
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"talk me down off the ledge about that IVF appointment,"
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"and on the weekend I hang out with Vinny and the boys."
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"They're this incredible group of lesbians."
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"I've known them forever."
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"Anyway, what do you like to do?"
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"Sober? I don't know."
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"Hang out with friends that don't hate me."
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"You're s‐you're still early. You'll get to amends."
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"Most of my friends forgave me."
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"‐And the ones that didn't... ‐Well, their loss, right?"
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"(scoffs) God, no. Mine."
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"Uh‐huh."
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"And, uh, these amends‐‐ they're just like"
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"‐a big apology, right? ‐No."
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"Uh, an apology is words."
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"An amends is action."
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""I'm‐I'm sorry" is like jumping over a puddle."
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"An amends is rebuilding a bridge you blew up."
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"I should probably give an amends to Brit."
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"No, no, no, no, no. It's way too early for amends."
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"‐You cannot do that until you've changed. ‐Yeah, but I have changed."
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"‐(short chuckle) ‐I have. I make my bed, I floss,"
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"‐I do all the stuff. ‐Sam, listen,"
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"the steps are in order for a reason."
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"Let's just stay away from people"
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"and places that we find triggering right now."
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"Got it. No triggers."
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"Very good."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"All right."
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"‐Have fun with Vinny and the boys. ‐No triggers."
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"(engine starts)"
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"CAROL: Sam, don't eat that."
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"Those are for the book club."
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"I spend a lot of money on the snacks"
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"and they get judgy when they don't have fancy cheese."
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"Well, you know, I could get you a discount at Giovanni's."
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"Ah, that'd be great."
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"Uh, those are the... those are the exact same pillows."
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"‐You know that, right? ‐Look."
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"It's my first time hosting since your return."
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"I would like some normalcy."
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"And, like I said‐‐"
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"‐judgy. ‐Yeah, you seem super normal."
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"Samantha..."
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"Hmm?"
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"I haven't shared"
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