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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Happy Jack (S06E06)

"Eric's perverted behavior can be a card you can play for the rest of your life."
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"Let's just say you want Eric to buy you a diamond,"
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"but he says no."
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"You just say,"
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""why, are you busy?""
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"Five minutes later, you're Elizabeth Taylor."
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"Yeah, I think I need advice from a woman in a relationship not built on blackmail."
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"It's called a lesbian, Donna,"
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"and you're gonna have to go to New York for that."
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"This afternoon a cadet named Terry hit on me,"
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"and it makes me nervous when men with guns like me."
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"Fez, cadet Terry is a woman."
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"I know because I saw her putting cover-up on her chin hair."
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"Well, then, hello there, cadet Terry."
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"I will sit here,"
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"but I will not partake."
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"What you're doing is illegal,"
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"and it could cause my mind to drift off its main goal, which is enforcing the law."
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"Now I'd like you both to read some literature."
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"In particular, let's take a look at "be great and go straight.""
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"I think that one really says it all."
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"Hey, do not throw the literature!"
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"Kelso.."
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"the fact that you're now totally lame would make me furious if I had the ability to feel anger right now,"
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"which I thankfully don't."
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"I am not lame."
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"I am grown-up."
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"And when you grow up,"
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"you play by the rules,"
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"which is why I am getting rid of this."
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"What is he doing? WHAT IS HE DOING ?"
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"Don't worry, Fez. He's just screwing around."
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"What?"
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"Baggie!"
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"Oh, no, he has broken you."
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"You broke Hyde, you son of a bitch!"
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"So"
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"do you get what I'm saying?"
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"I think so."
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"He was busy?"
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"In my house!"
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"I raised him better than that!"
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"I know this is weird, but I don't have anyone else to talk to."
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"Really, did you call around? I could give you some numbers."
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"No, no, no, I'm sorry."
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"Ok"
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"Okay, you and Eric need to be able to talk about this."
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"I'm sure it'll be awkward at first, but, well, then..."
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"I am afraid it's just going to be awkward all the way through."
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"So do you and red have these kinds of conversations?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"No, we don't talk about stuff like this."
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"Red can't even be naked in a room with a mirror."
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"Right."
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"Well, I'm sure Eric and I will be able to talk about this like we talk about everything,"
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"because that's what you do. In an open, mature relationship, you face things head on."
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"- Oh, god. - Dirty!"
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"Kelso, let us in."
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"No, you're gonna hit me again."
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"I'm warning you, I got a C+ in billy club."
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"just open the door!"
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"Non."
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"Damn, it's unlocked."
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"I guess I'm gonna have to take you out."
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"That's a nice move."
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"Kelso, just relax."
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"Now listen,"
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"we went on a walk."
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"We realized you're trying to start a new life for yourself here."
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"We should be supportive."
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"Really ?"
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"Thank you."
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"No, thank you, buddy."
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"We're gonna be great and go straight."
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"You ready?"
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"You bet I am."
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"Let's see you do Q.T. In the K.P. With this, you S.O.B."
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"Morning."
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"Well, if it isn't casanova,"
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"the man who seduced himself."
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"Oh, god."
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"All right, hold it, hold it. Come back here."
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"Red, be nice."
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"Eric, don't be embarrassed."
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"Now you know that you can talk to us about anything, so"
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"so come on."
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"Let's rap."
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"When you were a baby, you had your hands down your pants all the time."
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"But that's okay, because it's natural. Red, tell him it's natural."
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"What are you, an animal?"
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"But why wouldn't you lock the door?"
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"How could he lock the door when he's in there pawing himself like an animal?"
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"You know, some people get addicted and can't even hold down a job!"
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"If you can't get someone to do it for you, you do without."
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"In korea I went for two and a half years."
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"Dad, you were there for three."
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"What are you, an animal?"
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"hey."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Hey, why'd you knock?"
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"You know why I knocked."
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"Eric, you've been avoiding me all day. Let's just talk about this."
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"There's nothing to talk about."
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"You obviously thought you saw something that you didn't see."
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"I was checking for ticks."
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"- Eric! - Fine, okay, fine."
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"I got caught. I'm embarrassed."
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"Let's put this behind us."
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"I love you."
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"Okay, great. It's behind us."
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"Absolutely."
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"Um, I said, "I love you.""
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"Don't you love me, too?"
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"Sure, you know. Whatever."
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"Can I have a hug?"
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"Fine."
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"It's just, what got you going at my house?"
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"I mean, we were just sitting around looking at pictures..."
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"of Jackie's mom. Jackie's mom got you going?"
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"No! What? No!"
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