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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Happy Jack (S06E06)

"Now let's move on to my mom in Acapulco when she abandoned me."
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"God, I cannot believe how good your mom looks in a bikini."
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"I mean, she's approaching, like, me...territory."
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"Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention?"
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"Imagine the first Aztec who said,"
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""I just gotta see some more belly button," you know?"
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"Yeah, the Mexicans are"
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"such a resourceful people."
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"Eric, don't be so stupid."
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"Everyone knows the French invented the bikini."
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"The Mexicans just added on the top 'cause they're catholic."
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"Another good example of religion dividing"
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"instead of uniting."
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"Does anyone want a soda? - Yeah. - Please."
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"And F.Y.I., If God wanted Mexican women to wear tops,"
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"he wouldn't have created tequila."
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"Where the hell's Eric with our sodas? Eric!"
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"Maybe he ran home."
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"He's kind of a mama's boy."
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"Eric."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"I'm busy!"
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"Oh, my god!"
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"Ew! Was he going to the bathroom?"
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"No!"
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"Ok, ok, ok.."
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"something happened,"
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"and, uh, I think it's safe to say"
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"that it was certainly in the area of horrific."
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"Like war..."
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"or when my mom sings "do you think I'm sexy?" While she vacuums."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, we all know that as a young man in the prime of his life,"
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"I have some needs."
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"Amen, brother."
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"Wait a minute. This is the prime of your life?"
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"You live at home with your mommy, and you have to wear a name tag at work."
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"Anyway, uh..."
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"today at the house of the woman that I was..."
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"theoretically going to marry,"
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"I had some needs that I felt it necessary to take care of"
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"right then and there."
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"In her house?"
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"Why don't you do it at the bus station like the other degenerates?"
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"It's.. I.. you know,"
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"I don't know. There I was. There the bathroom was."
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"It was like two trains passing in the night."
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"That's beautiful."
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"You know, it kinda was."
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"And then Donna walked in."
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"- Oh, my god! - She didn't!"
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"I can't believe we're gonna visit Kelso at the Police Academy this weekend."
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"We're gonna miss the best part, when he makes the whole thing worse."
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"How could I make this worse?"
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"I don't know."
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"Man, it seems impossible, but you always find a way."
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"You're like the little engine who could of screwing yourself."
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"You know what? This is Donna's fault, with her,"
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"you know, no more sex till we're married crap."
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"You guys have no idea how hard it's been to have no sex at all."
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"Yeah, it must be horrible."
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"Seriously, you guys, what do I do now?"
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"I say you gotta pull a Nixon."
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"Deny, deny, deny."
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"No, you just need a good story."
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"Whenever I get caught, I just tell people that I'm checking for ticks."
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"Fez, how many times you been caught?"
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"Oh, come on, I'm not stopping just because a doorknob turns."
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"Whoo, man, look at these jokers."
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"Can't believe this is who Kelso hangs out with now."
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"If he doesn't dunk one of these heads in a toilet bowl, I'm buying him a skirt."
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"Fellas."
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"It's good to see you boys."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Oh, the 'stache. Yeah, it's coming in nice, huh?"
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"That's why the call the fuzz "the fuzz.""
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"They're covered in fuzz."
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"Like someone threw paint on the "Mona Lisa.""
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"Oh, please, Michael Kelso is a masterpiece."
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"You know it. I know it."
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"Yeah, about that-- I'm going by "Mike" now."
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"It's my cop name."
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"But we call you "Kelso.""
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"Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to ask you to call me Mike!"
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"As far as the 'stache goes, I like it."
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"Makes me look like an authority figure."
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"Makes you look like a porn star."
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"Either way."
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"Cadet Mike."
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"Officer Kennedy,"
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"you know my friends Hyde and Fez."
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"Yeah, I remember."
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"But it seems to me their names were trouble and maker."
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""Trouble" and "maker.""
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"That's clever."
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"I think it's funny. They put us together, and we're troublemakers."
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"Shut up."
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"I hope these two delinquents don't interfere with the progress you've been making here, Mike."
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"No, sir. Not at all, sir."
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"Well, we'll see. I'll have my eye on you..."
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"on all of you."
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"He's a good man."
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"All right, you're really starting to creep me out."
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"Help me grab the beer out of the car."
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"I'm gonna drink until that mustache turns into a caterpillar and crawls away."
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"Sorro can do. I got K.P. In the A.M. And P.T. In the P.M."
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"Well, I don't know what any of that means,"
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"but I came here to drink beer and play with guns, damn it."
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"Sorry, buddy, but we got lights out at 22 hundsky,"
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"so I'm gonna have to ask you to move along to the barracks A.S.A.P."
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"Did you just call me a "sap" ?"
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""ASAP" as soon as possible."
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"Well, you're a sap right now."
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"Okay, the thing is,"
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"I knew Eric did that,"
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"but knowing and seeing.. are two very different things."
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"It's kind of like how I know there are rats under the house."
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"But you don't want to see the rats diddling themselves in your bathroom."
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"Exactly !"
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"But, Donna, you're missing the whole point here."
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