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Clips from Family Guy - Hard Boiled Meg (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"(news intro music plays)"
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"A little taste of the future right here in Quahog?"
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"That's right. Virtual Reality World"
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"has just opened its doors to the public."
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"For those of you who don't know what VR is,"
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"I will now attempt to explain it to you"
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"without the aid of a teleprompter."
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"You put a computer on a face,"
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"and it's like this whole world, man. It's crazy."
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"I dated a chick whose little brother had one."
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"Just nuts."
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"- Guys, let's go to VR World. - Hell yeah."
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"- Let's do it. - All right."
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"I mixed up the letters."
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"- We- - We'll... We'll-we'll get there."
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"Gentlemen, the going rate is 20 bucks a game over here."
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"Who's got a pair of stones big enough"
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"to challenge the mighty Meg?"
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"My money's on the table."
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"Can you please get out of my way?"
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"- Come take my money. - My hand is bleeding,"
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"and I need to wash it so it doesn't get infected!"
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"Oh, okay."
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"He scurred. Everybody scurred."
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"Damn bunch of panzos over here."
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"Bruce, how we doing on those Gulden's packets?"
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"I got my mind on my mustard and my mustard on my mind."
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"(slurps)"
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"There it is."
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"What is going on with you today?"
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"I'm just so bored."
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"Ain't nobody forcing you to stay here."
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"Go do something."
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"I did. I went over to that new car wash."
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"They got all the rainbow lights. Real classy joint."
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"Anyway, they say I can only go through five times."
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"Like, why would you restrict that?"
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"Listen, Meg, I got to run."
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"A special-needs boy got his hands on a Rum and Coke,"
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"and he's absolutely destroying the arcade."
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"MAN: Hey, if you really got nothing going on,"
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"- I could use a ride home. - (scoffs)"
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"Yeah, like I'm really gonna let some..."
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"hot piece of ass in my car."
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"How the hell are you doing, boy?"
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"(chuckles) I'm good, thanks."
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"My name's Seymour."
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"I'm Meg. But everyone here calls me Thrash."
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"- Heya, Meg. - Wow."
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"Yeah, I'll give you a ride."
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"Just hope you don't mind going fast."
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"Here, let me show you how it's done."
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"(phone vibrating)"
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"Oh, sorry. That's my phone."
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"Let it go to voice mail."
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"Gentlemen, welcome to Virtual Reality World."
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"Now, who's ready to put something on your face"
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"that was on someone else's face 15 minutes ago?"
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"Wow! Mine says, "Low battery. Charge immediately.""
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"Is this real life?"
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"Aw, cool. Virtual Reality: The Hulk."
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"What's going on? What's happening?"
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"I don't know. It's weird. It keeps stopping and rebooting."
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"Eric Bana, smash."
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"Edward Norton, smash."
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"- Okay, here we go. Mark Ruffalo. - Are you smashing?"
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"No, I'm mainly just updating my Twitter avatar"
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"to raise awareness about fracking."
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"That's lame. Try getting angry."
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"Uh, I don't get angry. I vote."
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"I vote."
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"So, Seymour, you from around here?"
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"Just moved here from Philly."
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"Oh, right on. I love Philly."
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"- I hated it... - Kind of a dump."
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"- ...when I had to leave. - Great town."
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"Maybe I'm thinking of Dallas."
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"- You want some mustard? - No, thanks."
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"I had a chalky, expired Kit Kat at the bowling alley."
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"Right on."
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"(grunting)"
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"Sorry for all the packet racket."
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"These things can be a little tricky."
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"There we go. (slurps)"
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"Hooah! It's that tang that gets me."
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"Hey, Meg, would you mind - pulling over at this 7- - Eleven?"
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"No doubt. I am the same way."
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"Once I start thinking about that hot case,"
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"I gots to pull over."
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"I'll just do sex. You don't need that."
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"Wait right here."
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"What the..."
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"What is happening right now?"
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"Damn it. I should have just stayed home."
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"This is a bigger mistake"
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"than the Bill Belichick Christmas album."
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"- ("Rudolph the Red- - Nosed Reindeer" playing)"
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"(monotone): ♪ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer ♪"
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"♪ Had some real explosive plays ♪"
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"♪ And if we saw zone defense ♪"
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"♪ We knew that it was gonna give us the best ability ♪"
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"♪ To get the ball down the field ♪"
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"♪ And we understood our opponents ♪"
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"♪ Might have some difficulty with that. ♪"
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"(Quagmire hiccuping)"
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"What's up with those hiccups?"
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"- I don't know. - (car door closes)"
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"I think I said "giggity..." too fast"
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"when the guy was... explaining"
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"how the goggles... sit on your face."
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"Now they're not going away."
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