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Clips from Family Guy - Hard Boiled Meg (S20E20)

"- Boo! - What are you doing?"
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"You can scare 'em away."
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"You thought that would scare me?"
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"Crap. Why aren't they going away?"
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"This is worse than the B side..."
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"of that Bill Belichick... Christmas album."
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"(monotone): ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪"
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"♪ My true love gave to me ♪"
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"♪ $4 million ♪"
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"♪ And a player to be named later. ♪"
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"(alarm blaring)"
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"Let's go, Meg! Drive!"
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"(tires squealing)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(horn honks)"
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"(siren wailing)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(sirens wailing)"
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"(exhales) All right, Meg."
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"That was awesome."
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"Where have you been all my life?"
Family Guy
"Probably mostly at my house."
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"Oh! One time, my dad took me to see Stevie Nicks"
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"when my mom was sick."
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"- (song finishes) - (cheering and applause)"
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"What do you think she's gonna play next, Dad?"
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"I don't know, but if it's "Edge of Seventeen,""
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"back up. I need some twirling room."
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"- ♪ ♪ - Oh, this is it! This is it!"
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"Back up! Back up! Back up!"
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"Well, look who's finally up."
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"Oh, I'm up, all right."
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"Meg, drive!"
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"(tires squeal)"
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"How do you want your eggs?"
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"120 miles an hour"
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"on the razor's edge between life and death."
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"Okay. I'll just do, like, a cheesy scramble."
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"Hey, Dad, is it all right if I use the car again?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's fine. Why? What do you got going on?"
Family Guy
"Oh, just some stuff."
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"- (sirens wailing) - (tires squealing) - (horns honk)"
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"What was all that noise in your bedroom this morning?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you know, not much."
Family Guy
"(playing polka music)"
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"- (Quagmire hiccuping) - All right, Mr. Quagmire,"
Family Guy
"I understand you have the hiccups."
Family Guy
"Now, it says here on your chart you've tried "boo.""
Family Guy
"Outside of that, the best way to treat hiccups"
Family Guy
"is through hypnosis."
Family Guy
"Yeah, hypnosis helps with all sorts of stuff."
Family Guy
"This guy even helped me recover a traumatic repressed memory."
Family Guy
"One front-row ticket for Nickelback, please."
Family Guy
"The music was great,"
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"but I split my black jeans during "Photograph.""
Family Guy
"The bouncers had to carry me out with a napkin over my ass."
Family Guy
"- (Quagmire hiccuping) - My mama always said that hiccups"
Family Guy
"are a sign that the devil's got ahold of you."
Family Guy
"If anything can drive 'em away, it's Reverend Lucius."
Family Guy
"And, like all Black priests,"
Family Guy
"he's Whitney Houston's uncle."
Family Guy
"Is this the possessed one?"
Family Guy
"Son, I'm now going to place my hands on the afflicted area."
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"Satan, release your grasp from this man."
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"In the name of Christ, I exorcise thee,"
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"infernal invader!"
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"(hiccups)"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm out of purple-suited ideas."
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"He's doing hiccup stuff. I'm doing hat stuff."
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"Easy with the fans, ladies."
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"Easy with the fans."
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"- (alarm blaring) - Right on time."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(tires squealing)"
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"(horn honks)"
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"(siren wailing)"
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"(tires squealing)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(train whistle blows)"
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"(railroad crossing bells clanging)"
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"Meg, what are you doing? You're not gonna beat it."
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"Who said anything about beating it?"
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"Can you pass me that retainer in the cup holder?"
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"(train whistle blowing)"
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"(slow-motion): I have to wear it"
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"or my teeth will shift."
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"(slow-motion): That's smart."
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"Mine have shifted."
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"See?"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Meg!"
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"(whoops) I love hanging out with you."
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"That was such a rush!"
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"This must be what it's like to get a B12 shot."
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"Hi. I'm a bored white person looking to waste $60?"
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"Well, I have a certificate"
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"from a probably, like, three-day course"
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"that says I can inject people with stuff."
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"That needle's clean, right?"
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"You bet it is."
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"(hiccuping)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"(knock on door)"
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"(hiccuping): Hey... I saw your TV was on"
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"and thought I'd... swing by."
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"Geez, you look like hell."
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"Listen, I'm at the end of my rope here."
Family Guy
"I can't sleep. I can't eat."
Family Guy
"Peyton Manning was accused of assaulting a woman..."
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"and it just kind of went away."
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"I need you to do something for me, Peter."
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"What is it? You name it."
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"I don't want to live like this. I need..."
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"I need you to kill me."
Family Guy
"What?! Quagmire, I can't do that."
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"You're-you're my best friend."
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"If that's true, then you'll... do it."
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"You don't know what it's been like."
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