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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Lady (S02E02)

"has agreed to head up this new division."
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"I give you Dr. Bannerchek, the one and only man"
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"fit to be the first"
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"head dreamer of Hooli xyz."
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"Also I give you the one and only man"
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"fit to be his co-head dreamer,"
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"our very own Nelson Bighetti,"
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"otherwise known around here as Baghead."
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"Come on up here, Baghead."
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"What?"
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"He also co-founded Pied Piper right here at Hooli."
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"I'm not sure I understand."
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"You are being promoted."
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"Being named Co-head dreamer"
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"Carries with it a significant pay increase."
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"greater equity, more favorable vesting schedule."
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"See, but I really liked the job I had."
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"You know, I was perfectly happy there."
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"It was kind of the-- the perfect level"
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"of involvement for me, I think."
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"And also that other guy, Bannerchek?"
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"He-- he did not really seem to like me very much."
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"Oh, he does not. And he wanted you to know"
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"that he moved four school-aged children"
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"and his elderly mother across the country"
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"in order to run Hooli xyz on his own."
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"He was very clear about that."
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"And he wanted me to convey that to you."
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"Have I done that?"
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"Yeah. So what is my job exactly?"
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"Oh, that's actually-- that's up to you."
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"You can do whatever you want."
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"Okay. See, that's sort of what I do now, though."
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"But starting today,"
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"you can do it in a much more significant way."
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"Enjoy your new office."
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"Wait, this is my office?"
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"Sorry to interrupt. The photographer's here."
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"- The photographer? - From Wired Magazine,"
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"for the profile they're doing on you."
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"- Sorry, who are you? - Your assistant."
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"What?"
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"Okay, Richard, last interview of the day."
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"Uh, Dinesh, Gilfoyle,"
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"this is someone you guys recommended I contact,"
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"Carla Walton?"
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"Yeah, we hung out with her a bunch"
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"at the last S.F. Vid/tech meet-up."
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"Her code is fucking great."
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"She was head of engineering at Earcast?"
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"She was engineering at Earcast."
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"She pulled that whole system on her own."
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"You know what else excites me here?"
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"There's a distinct over-representation of men in this company."
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"Look around. I think it would behoove us"
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"to prioritize hiring a woman."
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"I disagree, OJ."
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"We should hire the best person for the job, period."
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"- And Carla is one of the best. - Right, let me rephrase."
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"I think having a woman in the company is important,"
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"but hiring someone only because they're a woman is bad."
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"I would never compromise Pied Piper."
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"Okay, just to be clear,"
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"our top priority is to hire the most qualified person available, right?"
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"- Of course. - But it would be better"
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"if that someone was a woman"
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"even though the woman part of that statement is irrelevant?"
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"Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles and now we just need Yoko."
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"That's the worst example you could have used."
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"I'm using VP9 ABR to reduce bits"
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"and using WebRTC to carry the bulk of the load via p2p."
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"So basically I pay for one tiny-ass outgoing stream"
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"and the user's ISP picks up the whole tab."
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"The users pay for all that bandwidth, not you?"
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"Wow, that could save us a ton of money."
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"Yeah, a shit ton."
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"And do you think you could integrate it into our platform"
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"by January in time for CES?"
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"Look, I'm not going to get in your way."
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"You know, you design the engine. I just assemble the car."
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"I could have an alpha of that up in a solid weekend of hacking."
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"Wow. Cool."
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"Plus I could count on one hand the number of people on earth"
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"who could handle sitting in a room"
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"with Dinesh and Gilfoyle all day. So..."
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"All of that."
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"- Plus you're a woman. - What?"
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"No, I just mean we would absolutely love"
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"to have a strong woman working here."
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"I'm not a woman engineer. I'm an engineer."
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"Okay, no, no, no."
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"No, yes, of course. We want to hire the best people"
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"who happen to be women,"
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"regardless of whether or not they are women."
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"That part is irrelevant."
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"Are you doing that interviewing thing"
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"where you try to rattle somebody to see if they freak out or not?"
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"Uh, sadly no. This is-- that's just Jared."
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"I wouldn't know how to do that."
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"Well, I am aggressively unemployed right now."
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"So why don't you give me a call"
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"when you know what you want to do?"
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"- Great. - Great."
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"Great. All right."
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"All right, I'll show you out."
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"Yeah, lucky me."
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"I love The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."
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"So?"
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"So she's actually a bad-ass."
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"- Yeah, we told you, right? - We have to hire that person."
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"Are you shitting me?"
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"You see this, Richard? What is this?"
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"A spoon?"
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"It's a wide spoon. In fact, the only spoon type"
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"that is left in this drawer."
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"I specifically posted a note on the refrigerator"
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"saying that the more narrow spoons"
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"be reserved for the eating for Fage yogurt by me."
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"Look at this-- the angle's all wrong."
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"Aren't you supposed to just tip that little plastic cup part up"
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