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Clips from The Ladies Man (2000)

"[ Man Over Radio] Along the Kennedy Expressway,"
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"a truck overturned in the slow lane."
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"Along the Stevenson Expressway, the traffic moving along nicely."
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"Another Shadow traffic update with TJ. Burks in ten minutes."
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"You are listening to WRIX,"
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"Chicago's number one news and financial net work."
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"Now, back to Money Matters. I'm your host, Gil Stewart,."
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"and we're almost out of time here on Money Matters,"
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"but here's a quick wrap-up of the day's biggest stories."
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"The Dow closing out today at minus 55,"
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"while the NASDAQ was up seven points."
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"The S&P is down four."
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"Gold takes a big hit on the floor as the International Monetary Fund..."
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"unloads 10% of its gold holdings,"
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"causing ripples throughout the banking industry,"
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"continuing the trend of unloading the bulk of its holdings..."
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"in favor of better-performing securities."
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"You've been listening to Money Matters."
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"I'm Gil Stewart, looking after your money."
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"- It's now 2:00 a.m. and time for-- ' i.” [SOUI]"
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"What's happening? And welcome to The Lad/es Man,"
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"the love line with all the right responses to your romantic queries."
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"My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated,"
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"I am an expert in the ways of love."
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"Um, I have made love to many fine ladies,"
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"from the lowliest bus station skank..."
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"to the classiest, most sophisticated,"
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"educated, debutante, high society bus station skank."
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"But listen. I am doing good, if you were askin'."
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"I got my Courvoisier cognac right here,"
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"and I'm ready to take your calls."
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"While I am not a psychiatrist or a psychologist or whatever,"
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"I have done it to a lot of ladies,"
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"and that makes me somewhat like an expert."
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"I have a Ph.D. in tang, as it were."
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"So, if you have a romantic query and you are under the age of 50..."
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"and you're not freaky or disgustin', please give us a call."
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"My lovely producer, Julie Simmons,"
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"she is over there and she is awaiting with bated breath..."
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"to hear what you got to say."
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"Okay, you're gonna have to hold anyway, sir. Yeah."
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"Susan from Oak Park. you have a question for Leon?"
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"Oh, he left his clothes at your house."
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"[Leon] The phone is lighting up, so let's take a call."
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"Hey, what's happening? This is Leon Phelps. You got The Ladies Man."
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"- [Woman] Hello, Ladies Man. - Oh, it's a lady."
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"[Woman] I'm new to this city. and I don't know too many people."
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"And I am painfully shy."
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"Yeah, you sound painfully shy. Listen, this is what you should do."
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"Go to the bus station or to a bowling alley..."
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"and hang out with no underpants."
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"- Trust me. It works. - What?"
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"You'd be surprised at how many men will approach you. I know that I would."
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"Next caller, go ahead. You got The Ladies Man."
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"[ Woman Over Telephone] Ladies Man. I've been feeling really confused."
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"Yeah, that sounds good."
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"No, it's not good."
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"I'm in a relationship, but I don't know if he is for real."
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"How do you know when you're really, truly in love?"
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"Don't worry. When you're really, truly in love,"
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"you will feel it deep down in your pants."
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"Unless, of course, you're not wearing any pants,"
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"which is not uncommon in my case."
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"What are you talking about? I asked you about finding true love."
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"Yeah, that's right. You did. Listen, I hope whatever I said was helpful."
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"Next caller. You got The Ladies Man."
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"Next caller. You got The Ladies Man."
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"Ma'am, I'm gonna have to put you on hold, okay? Lad/es Man."
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"Listen, I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup."
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"It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like."
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"You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelves."
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"Yes, I know that clam chowder is not a venereal disease."
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"Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor."
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"No, we promise there won't be any more vulgar material."
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"You gotta get a thumb and just stick it up in there."
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"Actually, get two thumbs up in there, you know, like the Fonz."
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"Like this- “ Hey." [ Chuckles]"
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"There may be weird smells afterwards, but don't worry. just take a shower."
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"Hey, go ahead, caller. You got The Ladies Man."
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"[Man Narrating] No one knows where Leon came from exactly,"
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"but he started out life on the steps of a majestic mansion."
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"The master of the house was a great man..."
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"who surrounded himself with the world's most beautiful objects."
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"He had everything he wanted,"
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"except a son."
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"Young Leon was taken into this world..."
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"and raised as one of their own."
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"And in that warm family environment,."
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"Leon developed into quite a stylish young man."
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"He learned everything a bright kid would wanna know about--"
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"stereo systems and, of course, love."
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"In this magical kingdom,"
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"the king shared everything with him."
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"Only one thing was off-limits."
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"But Leon being Leon,"
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"the day arrived when the benevolent proprietor and Leon parted ways."
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"Poor little Leon was thrown out into the cold,"
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"much like Moses in the days of old."
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"After that it Wash "t easy for the little man, but he got along."
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"He always did."
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"Not because he was smart and not because he was rich,"
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"but because..."
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"the ladies loved Leon Phelps."
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"- How did he do it? - [ Bar Patrons In Unison] Hey, Leon."
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"Well, I guess you'd better ask the man yourself."
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"Lester, how come you tell that story every time we walk into this bar?"
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"I don't know. Maybe there's somebody out there who don't know you."
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"Yeah, right. It's the same five or six people in this place."
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"- How'd your show go tonight? - Oh, yeah, good question."
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"Um, same old, same old. Leon Phelps is a genius."
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"Yeah, same old angry calls from our listeners..."
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"and same old threats from the boss."
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"[Leon] But listen, for every hundred angry calls we get,"
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"there is somebody that I helped."
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"Ain't that right, Scrap Iron?"
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"Huh? Yeah."
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"Leon single-handedly saved my second and fourth marriages."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That's right. And it was Leon..."
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"who taught me I didn't have to be ashamed of my body."
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"[Men Hooting]"
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