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Clips from The Ladies Man (2000)

"Thank you, Candy. You see, I like to help people. That is what I do."
The Ladies Man (2000)
"You know, lam like Mother Teresa,"
The Ladies Man (2000)
"but of“ boning," you see what I'm saying?"
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"Listen, Julie, you are now in the world of Leon Phelps, okay?"
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"Everything will work out. Trust me."
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"Thank you, Scrap."
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"And besides that, Julie, you have to learn..."
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"that there are more important things in life than work."
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"- Can I help you? - Martini with lemon."
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"So excuse me while Leon Phelps shows you..."
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"how he brings home the bacon."
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"That's my cue. I'm out of here."
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"Yeah, I know. It's a heartbreak, ain't it, girlfriend?"
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"I mean, when's it gonna be our turn, right?"
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"You know, you and me are exactly alike. Eerie."
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"- See you later, Scrap Iron. - Bye, baby."
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"- Bye, Lester. See you tomorrow, Leon. - Bye, sweetie."
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"There goes Julie Simmons."
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"I bet you're wondering what a nice girl like that is doing in a place like this."
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"That's exactly what I was wondering one night about two years ago."
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"♪ Do me wrong ♪"
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"♪ Do me right ♪"
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"♪ Do me right, baby ♪"
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",1' Tell me lies ,1'"
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"- Bourbon, up. - ♪♪ [Continues]"
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"Let me help you with that. There you go."
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"Listen, I was wondering, can I ask you a question?"
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"Was your father a meat burglar?"
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"Here's why I ask. Because it looks like somebody..."
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"stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."
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"[ Lester] And then it happened. She started laughing."
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"Kept on laughing. I thought she was crazy."
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"They talked and laughed on into the night."
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"Leon didn't go home with her, but he took home her business card."
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"She said she was in radio. Said she wanted to put Leon on the radio."
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"That was two years ago."
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"I guess she packed her wedding dress away..."
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"for another day."
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"Listen, seriously, Lester. Can you take a break for a second?"
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"I'm trying to concentrate over here."
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"[Scrap] Leon, {think she gonna be a tough shoe to polish."
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"[Leon] Au contraire, bon jour."
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"Let me give you the play-by-play."
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"{will probably begin with a very classy first line."
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"Something like--"
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"Say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And then I will commence to whisper sweet words in her ear."
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"Something like--"
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"Man, I'd like to take a bite out of your butt."
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"And then I will close the deal by giving her a preview of..."
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"- the goods. - [Zipper Unzips]"
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"[ Chorus] ♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"[ Scrap ] The day you pick up that pretty woman,"
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"that's the day I believe a wet bird don't fly at night."
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"Yeah? Well, get ready to see a wet bird fly at night, my friend."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Say there, sweet thing."
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"Uh, I have a question. Could I--"
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"- Hey, swinger. I've got an idea. - Yeah?"
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"My husbands away."
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"Let's go back to my place."
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"So you don't want a fish sandwich?"
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"Okay, that's cool, I guess. But listen."
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"- My car doesn't exist, so- Yes. - Shut up."
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"The bus is what we'll be taking."
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"- Hey! Hey, man! Hey! - [Leon Continues]"
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"[Panting, Grunting]"
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"[Panting, Grunting]"
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"♪♪ [ Soul, Muffled]"
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"- To the left'. Yeah. just like that. - Like that?"
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"[ Man ] Honey, the front door."
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"Barney, is that you?"
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"Well, it isn't the Orkin man."
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"I'll be right there."
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"You'll never guess what happened."
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"I was cleaning up the broom closet,"
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"and it was so stuffed with crap."
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"So I opened the door..."
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"and it was like, " Uh-uh-uh-uh."
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"Don't open that door, McGee.“"
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"'Cause all that stuff..."
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"just came tumbling down all over me."
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"- Do you have a man in there with you? - Oh, yes!"
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"Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Don't stop."
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"- Cheryl - [Bedpost Banging]"
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"Oh, don T stop! Oh, don "t-"
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"Listen, baby, that was cool, but I gotta go."
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"No!"
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"Wake up!"
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"It is 2:30 in the a.m., and you are listenin' to The Ladies Man."
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"All right. So let's take some more calls. Go ahead, caller."
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"Hello? Am I on?"
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"Yes, you are. What seems to be your query?"
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"Uh-"
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"Well, look, I've never called a show like this before,"
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"but I'm in- I'm in really bad shape."
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"I was, uh- I was kind of hoping that you'd help me out."
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"Well, we'll see what we can do."
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"[ Barney] So, I came home last night,"
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"and what do you know."
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"My wife of seven years was in the sack with another guy."
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"- Yeah, that sounds good. - No, it's not good."
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"I-I saw the guy."
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"I saw him running-- running down the street."
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"He had this, like, smiley..."
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"tattoo thing on his, uh, on his, uh-"
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"Okay, sir, listen."
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"We're gonna take a break right now."
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"We'll be back in a few moments with the answer to our survey,"
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"“ What is your favorite hole?" Thanks for calling."
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"_..-~...-~ [jazz On Television]"
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"[Groaning]"
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"I don't wanna talk. I just came to pick up my-"
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"[ Rubbing Crotch Rapidly]"
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"- Barney'. - [Keys Clattering]"
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"♪♪ [ Continues]"
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"No! No!"
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"[Stammering]"
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"It's not what you think."
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