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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie and the Marriage Caper (S01E01)

Why don't you lure me inside...

"Why don't you lure me inside..."

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...so we can snuggle up in front of a roaring fire...

"...so we can snuggle up in front of a roaring fire..."

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...with a couple of hot toddies and...

"...with a couple of hot toddies and..."

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...talk about our honeymoon?

"...talk about our honeymoon?"

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Well, l-- l wish l could, Lis, but, we better not.

"Well, l-- l wish l could, Lis, but, we better not."

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l'm a terribly messy housekeep--

"l'm a terribly messy housekeep--"

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l'll clean it up for you.

"l'll clean it up for you."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Tony!

"Tony!"

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You read my mind.

"You read my mind."

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What?

"What?"

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-You even lit a fire. -l did?

"-You even lit a fire. -l did?"

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Yeah, l did, didn't l?

"Yeah, l did, didn't l?"

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Oh, look at those.

"Oh, look at those."

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-Hi. -You seem so nervous.

"-Hi. -You seem so nervous."

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Oh, do l? Do l?

"Oh, do l? Do l?"

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Premarital jitters. An occupational hazard for us bachelors.

"Premarital jitters. An occupational hazard for us bachelors."

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-Why wait? -What?

"-Why wait? -What?"

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Why don't we simply move up the wedding date?

"Why don't we simply move up the wedding date?"

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Well, yeah, that's a marvellous idea.

"Well, yeah, that's a marvellous idea."

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Oh, Tony.

"Oh, Tony."

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Wait till l get you in Jamaica.

"Wait till l get you in Jamaica."

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l guess l'll have to, won't l?

"l guess l'll have to, won't l?"

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lt won't be too long.

"lt won't be too long."

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-Tony. -Yeah?

"-Tony. -Yeah?"

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-May l ask you something? -Sure.

"-May l ask you something? -Sure."

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-What are we whispering about? -Whispering?

"-What are we whispering about? -Whispering?"

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Well, it's just some things you don't discuss in public.

"Well, it's just some things you don't discuss in public."

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You mean, the walls have ears?

"You mean, the walls have ears?"

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Yeah. Something like that.

"Yeah. Something like that."

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You look a little tired.

"You look a little tired."

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l think you better get some rest. l'll go.

"l think you better get some rest. l'll go."

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Yeah, that's a good idea.

"Yeah, that's a good idea."

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l mean, you look tired too, darling. You need some rest.

"l mean, you look tired too, darling. You need some rest."

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Of course l will.

"Of course l will."

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And thanks for being so understanding, Melissa.

"And thanks for being so understanding, Melissa."

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-Good night. -Good night.

"-Good night. -Good night."

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-Listen, Jeannie. -The black-haired witch is right.

"-Listen, Jeannie. -The black-haired witch is right."

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Thou art very nervous. She has upset you.

"Thou art very nervous. She has upset you."

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She's upset me? What do you think you've been doing?

"She's upset me? What do you think you've been doing?"

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Do you really love that one?

"Do you really love that one?"

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Well, l wouldn't be marrying her if l didn't.

"Well, l wouldn't be marrying her if l didn't."

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Well, if this is what you really want...

"Well, if this is what you really want..."

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...l will try to serve you and make both of you happy.

"...l will try to serve you and make both of you happy."

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Oh, we will have a wonderful honeymoon.

"Oh, we will have a wonderful honeymoon."

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Wait a minute. l don't think you know the ground rules.

"Wait a minute. l don't think you know the ground rules."

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l am taking Melissa to Jamaica on our honeymoon.

"l am taking Melissa to Jamaica on our honeymoon."

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Jamaica.

"Jamaica."

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That sounds nice. We will have a good time there.

"That sounds nice. We will have a good time there."

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l will serve you ripe figs in bed--

"l will serve you ripe figs in bed--"

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-Oh, no, you won't. -Dates?

"-Oh, no, you won't. -Dates?"

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No, no. Nothing. You won't be there.

"No, no. Nothing. You won't be there."

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But why?

"But why?"

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No offence, Jeannie, but on a honeymoon...

"No offence, Jeannie, but on a honeymoon..."

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...two is company and three is--

"...two is company and three is--"

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Three is just out of the question.

"Three is just out of the question."

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-But l am your-- -No, no, no.

"-But l am your-- -No, no, no."

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Melissa is in, you are out.

"Melissa is in, you are out."

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There's not enough room in my life for both of you.

"There's not enough room in my life for both of you."

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But l take up very little room...

"But l take up very little room..."

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...and l'll make that one happy too.

"...and l'll make that one happy too."

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Oh, boy. That'll be the day.

"Oh, boy. That'll be the day."

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Even if she is the wrong girl for you.

"Even if she is the wrong girl for you."

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-Will you stop saying that. -Oh, but it is true.

"-Will you stop saying that. -Oh, but it is true."

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You will be throwing your life away.

"You will be throwing your life away."

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lt is not so, and-- And it's my life. And l can throw it any place l please.

"lt is not so, and-- And it's my life. And l can throw it any place l please."

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l could change myself into a brunette.

"l could change myself into a brunette."

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How do you like the Helen of Troy look?

"How do you like the Helen of Troy look?"

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Have a nice trip home.

"Have a nice trip home."

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Boy. lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a nagging genie.

"Boy. lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a nagging genie."

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Figures.

"Figures."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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-Hello, Tony. -General. Lis.

"-Hello, Tony. -General. Lis."

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-Tony. -l just ran into Roger.

"-Tony. -l just ran into Roger."

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l want you to meet a very old friend of the family.

"l want you to meet a very old friend of the family."

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-Grover Caldwell. -How do you do.

"-Grover Caldwell. -How do you do."

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So you're the lucky man. Lis has told me all about you.

"So you're the lucky man. Lis has told me all about you."

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Oh, has she? Good.

"Oh, has she? Good."

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Grover, tell him the news.

"Grover, tell him the news."

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Captain, after a long and honourable military career...

"Captain, after a long and honourable military career..."

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...the department has prevailed upon General Stone to turn in his stars...

"...the department has prevailed upon General Stone to turn in his stars..."

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...for a pair of striped trousers and an attaché case.

"...for a pair of striped trousers and an attaché case."

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Turn in your stars?

"Turn in your stars?"

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That's State Department talk.

"That's State Department talk."

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Meaning that Daddy is our newest ambassador.

"Meaning that Daddy is our newest ambassador."

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Well, congratulations, sir. That's wonderful news.

"Well, congratulations, sir. That's wonderful news."

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Thank you, Tony. lt's a great opportunity for both of us.

"Thank you, Tony. lt's a great opportunity for both of us."

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Yes, yes. l'm sure it will be.

"Yes, yes. l'm sure it will be."

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Us?

"Us?"

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Who do you think he's taking to Europe as his military attaché?

"Who do you think he's taking to Europe as his military attaché?"

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Don't get the idea that it's just because...

"Don't get the idea that it's just because..."

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...you're going to be the father of my grandchildren...

"...you're going to be the father of my grandchildren..."

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...that you're getting this plum.

"...that you're getting this plum."

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l'd have wanted you with me in any case.

"l'd have wanted you with me in any case."

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You have a lot to talk about...

"You have a lot to talk about..."

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...so l'll just pop off and take care of the passports and clearances. Tony.

"...so l'll just pop off and take care of the passports and clearances. Tony."

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-Oh, yes. Pleasure. -General.

"-Oh, yes. Pleasure. -General."

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-Sir. l-- -Tony?

"-Sir. l-- -Tony?"

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-Don't you think it's wonderful? -Well, now, slow down. Slow down.

"-Don't you think it's wonderful? -Well, now, slow down. Slow down."

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l can't quit what l'm doing.

"l can't quit what l'm doing."

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-lt's a great opportunity, Tony. -Of course it is.

"-lt's a great opportunity, Tony. -Of course it is."

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Tony just hasn't had time to think about it.

"Tony just hasn't had time to think about it."

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Well, we can all discuss this at dinner.

"Well, we can all discuss this at dinner."

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We are coming to your house for dinner tonight?

"We are coming to your house for dinner tonight?"

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Yes, of course. But there's nothing to discuss.

"Yes, of course. But there's nothing to discuss."

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l'm in the space program because that's where l wanna be.

"l'm in the space program because that's where l wanna be."

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l don't mean to sound ungrateful, sir.

"l don't mean to sound ungrateful, sir."

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And l know you'll make a wonderful-- A fine ambassador.

"And l know you'll make a wonderful-- A fine ambassador."

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Well, l'll-- l'll see you both at 7. Congratulations again, sir.

"Well, l'll-- l'll see you both at 7. Congratulations again, sir."

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Thank you, Tony.

"Thank you, Tony."

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Frozen peas.

"Frozen peas."

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Frozen hors d'oeuvres.

"Frozen hors d'oeuvres."

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And wild rice.

"And wild rice."

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What are you doing, master?

"What are you doing, master?"

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l'm preparing dinner. Why?

"l'm preparing dinner. Why?"

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Well, cooking is women's work.

"Well, cooking is women's work."

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You wouldn't. Would you?

"You wouldn't. Would you?"

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Oh, if you did that, you'd save my life. l have a report to finish.

"Oh, if you did that, you'd save my life. l have a report to finish."

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-Do you know anything about cooking? -Everything.

"-Do you know anything about cooking? -Everything."

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l will take care of it.

"l will take care of it."

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